Amish and the Elevator

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Amish and the Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, ".....Go get your mother."
 
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Repent Reloaded

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What the fuck ?

..... you all found that very funny.....what planet are you all from ?!

its kinda funny but LOL is ott.

:wall:
 
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adari

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
What the fuck ?

..... you all found that very funny.....what planet are you all from ?!

its kinda funny but LOL is ott.

:wall:
your retarded remarks are LOLOLOLOL tho.

fo.
 
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Sibanac

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
What the fuck ?

..... you all found that very funny.....what planet are you all from ?!

its kinda funny but LOL is ott.

:wall:
oh thanks for pointing that out repent, now kindly FO and dont let the door hit you on the way out
 
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adari

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Originally posted by Sibanac
oh thanks for pointing that out repent, now kindly FO and dont let the door hit you on the way out
yes, piss the fuck off repent, nobody cares about your stupid stories and idiotic comments

go out and give the mentally retarded hope.
 
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Telamon

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
What the fuck ?

..... you all found that very funny.....what planet are you all from ?!

its kinda funny but LOL is ott.

:wall:
/moo Repent
/fie Repent

How about you ask Belsameth or s/o to give you a thread where you can spam without pestering people who have to scroll all the way over your stupid posts? :)
 
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Sibanac

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seems like we got another 'we hate repent' thread :clap:
 
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Ziva

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Thank you for another pointless contribution to this thread (you know who you are). If you don't like jokes then don't read Tismes posts ok?
 
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