AngelHeal
Part of the furniture
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- Apr 18, 2004
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old.Tohtori said:Round 5!!
Ding ding!!
Tim: And here we go, round 5. This has been quite a match between these two hasn't it.
Bob: It sure has Tim! It's been a while since Old has been in the ring, but he's holding up quite well against the newcomer...Seen It.
Tim: Indeed Tim, Seen It has been rising the ranks of thread insults like a german dildo up my anus on lonely cold nights.
Bob: ...right...
Tim: With the right kind of lube, Seen It can rise to the top like an austrian weightlifter did on me last night.
Bob: ...
Tim: Her name Ingrid and she's 400 lbs of pure wobbly pleasure!
Or i could just say...old![]()
AngelHeal said:or u could just stfu![]()
AngelHeal said:or u could just stfu![]()
tris- said:i wish i was in that house.
i would be dressed in a white ninja suit like in ninja gaiden.
i would be hidden in the corner of the ceiling. then shoot her right knee with a cross bow. she would stumble on her right leg then i would jump down and slash her left achiles tendon with a katana.
then she would be on both knees pleading for her god. so i would take my wakizash and chop her head off and spit down the pipes.
crazy woman.
tris- said:sorry i missed out that i would take my mask off. my face is the most disgusting thing ever seen by any human, so disgusting no one can imagine it and if you see it you drop dead. people stay alive long enough to see me spit down the tubes.
then everyone falls down dead from the sheer terror of it all.
BUT i can only take my mask off before spittin down tubes. if i take it off any other time i get automatically combusted into a trillion atoms by the ninja demon gods. thats why i cant take it off all the time to kill people straight away.
old.Tohtori said:Well...umm...satanic followers DO exist.
That's no joke, but the WWAAAARRIOR OF GOO'JOOOD!!...is a bit over the top. Bit. *cough*
Vladamir, i'm no king, i'm no prince either....i just rule
No seriously, i'm a modest guy.
Vladamir said:Wtf. I was lied to!.![]()
old.Tohtori said:No no...seriously....i'm a good guy, who tries to do the world some nice things. Honestly!![]()