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old.Tohtori

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Round 5!!

Ding ding!!

Tim: And here we go, round 5. This has been quite a match between these two hasn't it.

Bob: It sure has Tim! It's been a while since Old has been in the ring, but he's holding up quite well against the newcomer...Seen It.

Tim: Indeed Tim, Seen It has been rising the ranks of thread insults like a german dildo up my anus on lonely cold nights.

Bob: ...right...

Tim: With the right kind of lube, Seen It can rise to the top like an austrian weightlifter did on me last night.

Bob: ...

Tim: Her name Ingrid and she's 400 lbs of pure wobbly pleasure!





Or i could just say...old :D
 

Kathal

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Looked like that big female beast with dark hair and dark clothes was a bit dark-sided.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Round 5!!

Ding ding!!

Tim: And here we go, round 5. This has been quite a match between these two hasn't it.

Bob: It sure has Tim! It's been a while since Old has been in the ring, but he's holding up quite well against the newcomer...Seen It.

Tim: Indeed Tim, Seen It has been rising the ranks of thread insults like a german dildo up my anus on lonely cold nights.

Bob: ...right...

Tim: With the right kind of lube, Seen It can rise to the top like an austrian weightlifter did on me last night.

Bob: ...

Tim: Her name Ingrid and she's 400 lbs of pure wobbly pleasure!





Or i could just say...old :D

or u could just stfu :(
 

CorNokZ

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lol, we talked about the exact same thing o_O

And ofc Teh Norris would win vs Hasselhof...



















Altough McGavour(?!) would pwnz0rs all ofc..
 

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AngelHeal said:
or u could just stfu :(

Teh seel is the king of OT, telling such a mammal to stfu could result in severe repercussions (sp?)!.

Get 'er Ez!
 

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rofl... she is a prayer warrior... fucking makes me sick that someone could be so close minded to beleive in satanic followers and supersticious nonsense now days.
 

old.Tohtori

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Well...umm...satanic followers DO exist.

That's no joke, but the WWAAAARRIOR OF GOO'JOOOD!!...is a bit over the top. Bit. *cough*

Vladamir, i'm no king, i'm no prince either....i just rule :D

No seriously, i'm a modest guy.
 

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i wish i was in that house.

i would be dressed in a white ninja suit like in ninja gaiden.
i would be hidden in the corner of the ceiling. then shoot her right knee with a cross bow. she would stumble on her right leg then i would jump down and slash her left achiles tendon with a katana.
then she would be on both knees pleading for her god. so i would take my wakizash and chop her head off and spit down the pipes.

crazy woman.
 

old.Tohtori

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tris- said:
i wish i was in that house.

i would be dressed in a white ninja suit like in ninja gaiden.
i would be hidden in the corner of the ceiling. then shoot her right knee with a cross bow. she would stumble on her right leg then i would jump down and slash her left achiles tendon with a katana.
then she would be on both knees pleading for her god. so i would take my wakizash and chop her head off and spit down the pipes.

crazy woman.

Ok...good ninja work there...but the part..."and spit down the pipes." would get your ninjamask all spitty inside...

Go back to ninja school!
 

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sorry i missed out that i would take my mask off. my face is the most disgusting thing ever seen by any human, so disgusting no one can imagine it and if you see it you drop dead. people stay alive long enough to see me spit down the tubes.

then everyone falls down dead from the sheer terror of it all.

BUT i can only take my mask off before spittin down tubes. if i take it off any other time i get automatically combusted into a trillion atoms by the ninja demon gods. thats why i cant take it off all the time to kill people straight away.
 

old.Tohtori

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tris- said:
sorry i missed out that i would take my mask off. my face is the most disgusting thing ever seen by any human, so disgusting no one can imagine it and if you see it you drop dead. people stay alive long enough to see me spit down the tubes.

then everyone falls down dead from the sheer terror of it all.

BUT i can only take my mask off before spittin down tubes. if i take it off any other time i get automatically combusted into a trillion atoms by the ninja demon gods. thats why i cant take it off all the time to kill people straight away.

But...

If you can ONLY take off the mask BEFORE you spit down the tubes of your victims, noone really sees your face since you chopped their head off allready...

*ponders*
 

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if there is other witness, that is why i have this feature.

no one ever knew i existed as a ninja untill i just announced it now.
 

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HAHAHA :D i had read about how this show had put a fundementalist Christian in with a Neo-Pagan family, but seeing it was so jokes. I just pitty the woman for being so close minded.
 

Vladamir

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old.Tohtori said:
Well...umm...satanic followers DO exist.

That's no joke, but the WWAAAARRIOR OF GOO'JOOOD!!...is a bit over the top. Bit. *cough*

Vladamir, i'm no king, i'm no prince either....i just rule :D

No seriously, i'm a modest guy.

Wtf. I was lied to!. :eek:
 

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Note to everyone: Laminate anything you send to her, or she'll rip it up yelling that its dark-sided.

Though she'll perhaps set fire to it.
 

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haha, I AM A SPIRITIAL WARRIOR!

This is why I don't believe in religion.
 

Vladamir

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old.Tohtori said:
No no...seriously....i'm a good guy, who tries to do the world some nice things. Honestly! :mad:

Then make Ez get her jubblies out :(

That's a crusade worth the challenge!.
 

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