Help Am i a fag?

[Ezteq]

in answer to the question...yes your a great big steaming fag!

i dont see why people like tans so much tbh i really dont see the point, i mean if i accedentally happen to get one then meh but i wear factor 30 sun block (yes im ginger but unlike most i actually do tan, i just prefer to be pale) whenever i go in the sun because ive seen what old people who abuse the sun look like and tbh...well it aint pretty (google californian raisins it'll give you a hint) and i dont want to look like an abused wallnut by the time im 40.

i think people who are tannorexic just look aweful and the people who just lay in the sun all damned day when the weather is nice just seem foolish, i mean when its hot you couldn't get me to lay still unless you knocked me unconscious, theres too much to do!

sunbeds are a creation of satan...and not one of his good ones either (like double fudge choc chip muffins, or nipple clamps) they are stupidly expensive and a bit pointless really considering if your really that desperate for a tan there are some really good fake tans now available that are safe to use and cost a fraction of the price.

 

[Meggey]

in answer to the question...yes your a great big steaming fag!

i dont see why people like tans so much tbh i really dont see the point, i mean if i accedentally happen to get one then meh but i wear factor 30 sun block (yes im ginger but unlike most i actually do tan, i just prefer to be pale) whenever i go in the sun because ive seen what old people who abuse the sun look like and tbh...well it aint pretty (google californian raisins it'll give you a hint) and i dont want to look like an abused wallnut by the time im 40.

i think people who are tannorexic just look aweful and the people who just lay in the sun all damned day when the weather is nice just seem foolish, i mean when its hot you couldn't get me to lay still unless you knocked me unconscious, theres too much to do!

sunbeds are a creation of satan...and not one of his good ones either (like double fudge choc chip muffins, or nipple clamps) they are stupidly expensive and a bit pointless really considering if your really that desperate for a tan there are some really good fake tans now available that are safe to use and cost a fraction of the price.

Hmmm i have to disagree, all the fake tans i've used are crap tbh, except St Tropez which is like £30 a bottle, v expensive :S:S:S

 

[Ezteq]

ooh ooh ooh!!!

*jumps up and down*

do you have a college near you?

i'm lucky enough to live just up the road from one and they do hair and beauty training aaaand for a st tropez it costs...

£15!

you might be a bit eeuch at going and getting stuff done by trainees at a college but the girls (and guys) there all work in salons part time and so your just as likely to be treated by one in a shop, plus the trainers are there and they (the ones i go to) are really good i get stuff (ok, not tanning but other stuff) done there and its sooo cheap!

B2's sister pays £75 a month for a facial (yea yeah haha, not that kind) whereas i can get one from the college for like £8 and they are amazingly good.

 

[cHodAX]

Laddey loves teh cock.

 

[Lamp]

Fake tans on women look cheap and nasty. Get the real thing from a warm climate (not those nasty sun beds) or live with being fair skinned.

 

[fettoken]

Tanned people turns me off..

 

[Sparx]

yes, didnt read why

 

[Binky the Bomb]

[NSFW or Children]

Laddey loves teh cock.

I saw your post and thought of this

 

[Laddey]

I guess its the sort of people you know and knock about with.

All my friends and their friends and their friends think having a tanned body looks well and healthy.

Yes you can look healthy and not be tanned but its generally nicer imo.

 

[Bahumat]

I guess its the sort of people you know and knock about with.

All my friends and their friends and their friends think having a tanned body looks well and healthy.

Yes you can look healthy and not be tanned but its generally nicer imo.

Yeah, maybe don't trust the opinion of your blind friends eh?

Spoiler

Meggey, please dont go overboard!

Spoiler

 

[Golena]

I guess its the sort of people you know and knock about with.

All my friends and their friends and their friends think having a tanned body looks well and healthy.

Yes you can look healthy and not be tanned but its generally nicer imo.

Hang about with less chavs imo!

I know they give good cock but the cancer, it's not worth it!

 

[Olgaline]

FH-Troll back from a forced outing anyone ?

 

[Helme]

In Laddey's words, he looks pretty healthy!

 

[fettoken]

In Laddey's words, he looks pretty healthy!

Chavlicious...

 

[Chronictank]

I guess its the sort of people you know and knock about with.

All my friends and their friends and their friends think having a tanned body looks well and healthy.

Yes you can look healthy and not be tanned but its generally nicer imo.

by definition you aren't though,
you get tanned by damaging your skin using UV, although UVB in small doses (like mikkeh says) promotes the increased production of Vitamin D (which you can get from food btw)

 

[Golena]

by definition you aren't though,
you get tanned by damaging your skin

But it's a choice. A short life with lots of cock, or a longer life with less cock.

Laddey opted for the greater amount of cock. Personally I respect him for following his heart*!


*by heart I mean ass.

 

[Hawkwind]

More naked pics of the fag hag please!

 

[Mikah75]

by definition you aren't though,
you get tanned by damaging your skin using UV, although UVB in small doses (like mikkeh says) promotes the increased production of Vitamin D (which you can get from food btw)

not enough to cure diseases unfortunately UVB rays (contained in sun rays, which can be filtered medically to just B rather than A also) actually slow the acceleration of skin cell growth, so in some skin diseases it is a treatment, however doesnt cure it

 

[Laddey]

hahaha

 

[leviathane]

laddey sounds like he wants to be lee hotti

 

[Eeben]

Nothing wrong with that.. Used to do it alot but cba anymore.. Im to lazy to walk those 50 meters it takes

 

[Meggey]

ooh ooh ooh!!!

*jumps up and down*

do you have a college near you?

i'm lucky enough to live just up the road from one and they do hair and beauty training aaaand for a st tropez it costs...

£15!

you might be a bit eeuch at going and getting stuff done by trainees at a college but the girls (and guys) there all work in salons part time and so your just as likely to be treated by one in a shop, plus the trainers are there and they (the ones i go to) are really good i get stuff (ok, not tanning but other stuff) done there and its sooo cheap!

B2's sister pays £75 a month for a facial (yea yeah haha, not that kind) whereas i can get one from the college for like £8 and they are amazingly good.

I dont go college, but i hav one near me plenty of it what prestons big for college and uni blah blah.


Anyway....

I listened to you i went for a spray tan., and it were better because i went in one of them booths so its not so embarrising. I usedto go for them all the time but the first time i turned up it were my friend from school who did the tan for you, so i had to stand near enough naked in front ov her, embarrising!!!!! Then i had a go at doing it myself and it were a pain in the ass. Anyway now i found this booth. Its £20 for two sessions. Do you think that is reasonable? I'm not supposed to go on sunbeds as it is, doctors gave m strict instructions not too :S so i might carry on paying a visit to thiese booths.

 

[Killswitch]

I've been on the sunbeds today! It was a great experience! Im going on tomorrow

Am i a faggot?

I was bored, okay?

 

[Aoami]

is that a hungry horse pub?

 

[kivik]

Overly-tanned white people just puts me off.

Pale can be nice, but I prefer just some tan.

And it should be natural, not some fake bullshit.

 

[Olgaline]

ye just look at that *cough*...tan ......

 

[Laddey]

ye just look at that *cough*...tan ......

Shes got sand on her ass, sickly.

 

[leviathane]

hmm how does water turn into sand these days laddey? Must be a chav thang.

 

[megadave]

and shes got a weird tatto that says shutterstock

 

[kirennia]

and shes got a weird tatto that says shutterstock

lmao.

As for sunbeds, couldn't use one myself even if I wanted to. Fair hair, light skin, bye bye health if I went on one, heh.