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loxleyhood

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Of course I wont fucking join you. I have a fractured skull!
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Coim-
This isn't funny. It's boring. :(

It may well be, but it is relieving my intense boredom slightly so it is worth doing.

As for you, Loxley. I have no time for someone who will let a fractured skull get in the way of our chance to obtain such a fantastic rock.
 
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loxleyhood

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Oh dear. I had a red mark on my penis so I got anxious and went to the doctor. It was a pimple.







This game is kinda wrong.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Hmm, yeah. Sounds like great fun. I stopped when it started telling me about what a beautiful baby I was turning out to be. It was giving me the creeps at that point.
 
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loxleyhood

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Table dancer just offered a massage. Hussy.
 
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loxleyhood

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Abandoned at the alter. Should have gone with the table dancer.
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by Coim-
This isn't funny. It's boring. :(

yer lol and to think i actualy wasted 1 minute reading this drivel !!!
 
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loxleyhood

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Scratch that. Just made 10000. The wife is impressed. I may ask her to wear a schoolgirl outfit for fun.
 
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loxleyhood

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A baby girl. I celebrate by buying a boat.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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~yawn~ This might be slightly amusing if I knew what you were talking about. ;)
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
~yawn~ This might be slightly amusing if I knew what you were talking about. ;)

some game that was amusing for the first 3 lines :) i enjoyed staying in the womb :p
 
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loxleyhood

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I grew old and decided to do something about my health. I joined a senior soft ball team. I had a heart attack and died. Too little, too late I guess.
 
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'Shy

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Well I passed on the opportunity to invest money with the guy that wanted to breed rodents in his basement, which was a good thing I think.

Dumped my future husband because he wanted me to sign a pre nuptial agreement entitling him to shit loads of money and itamz. Had a brief affair with someone who took me to a nudist camp. I got really old and died peacefully whilst I was out walking to the shops one day :)
 
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old.Bubble

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I was kidnapped and died :(

that kinda sucked
 
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Conchabar

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i thought mine was quite close to rl accept i didnt die :p of drugs and booze :x
 
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'Shy

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Originally posted by old.Bubble
I was kidnapped and died :(

that kinda sucked

Hmm.......... you're the second person I read got kidnapped and died. You weren't a very responsible child were you? :)
 
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old.Bubble

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you mean i should of-

OMG an Adult!
Run like the wind!

I just selected No don't go over and Tell him you can't. Pfff how was i suppose to know that a guy with this number on his car was a child killer :p
 
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'Shy

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Hehe I guess that's life :p I selected the same options got kidnapped but miraculously got rescued when he crashed his car or something :) Funny how things turn out eh :)
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by 'Shy
Hehe I guess that's life :p I selected the same options got kidnapped but miraculously got rescued when he crashed his car or something :) Funny how things turn out eh :)

i told him to shove it and walked off : p
 
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Repent Reloaded

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shit dude, why you asking me so many questions ?! :scared:
 
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old.Bubble

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Ah so this is the guy you excal OT's threatened us with :)
 
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Coim-

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He's all fucked up now. He's going through one of those stages. If he were anything like his normal self he'd already have made about five references to his real life, and would have included words like b00shank and reefmoid.
 
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old.Dillinja

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And he would be talking about how him and his mates wtfpwn grannies with their own handbags outside cake shops.
 
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Coim-

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That's right. You'd already be screaming for it to stop if he was on form. :p
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
And he would be talking about how him and his mates wtfpwn grannies with their own handbags outside cake shops.

dear god i still have nightmares :(
 
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old.Dillinja

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Don't worry, Conch. Something as bad as Repent could have an effect on the strongest of people. Nobody said it would be easy.
 
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old.Bubble

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hmm
so he had a 'Holiday' and is now a shadow of his former self?

i'm disappointed to not get wtfpwned!
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Bubble
hmm
so he had a 'Holiday' and is now a shadow of his former self?

i'm disappointed to not get wtfpwned!
Aye. Don't worry though, we'll send Random next time. He's almost as bad. :eek:
 

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