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[Gamah]

I would like to advise you that:

Kettle Chips

Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar FUCKING OWN!

Thx.

 

[tris-]

they do indeed

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Agreed, they fucking do!

 

[Nate]

Could they be a contender to the brilliant

Marks and Spencer Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar Handcooked Crisps ???

 

[Thadius]

Arnt they like 1:50 a bag? :/

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

From M&S? Try £15.00

 

[Nate]

If you knock them off the shelf you could maybe claim there damaged goods and get it reduced to £14.99 the packaging makes it difficult to do that though

 

[Thadius]

Pffft, Ill stick to my box of 24 walkers crisps for £3.00

Ill eat them all in the time it takes Gamah to polish off a bag of his posh crisps

 

[tris-]

actually the kettle crisps are about 50-70p.

not much more than your bog standard flavoured cardboard.

 

[Gamah]

Arnt they like 1:50 a bag? :/

Oh noes! 1.50 a bag!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl since when did crisps get soo poncy??

salt n vinegar - sea salt and balsamic vinegar baked under the itallian sun and cooled by wafting mediteranian breezes

cheese n onion - extra mature cheddar from Pislethwaite long horn cows and red onion, the onions were peeled by antartic nuns on the winter solstice, when the plantes aligned

beef and mustard - Tender beef and hand grown mustard, cattle hand massaged by tebetian monks every day of their lives and the mustard was grown by the dali llama himself in his own private garden, the seeds watered by the tears of navajo virgins

smokey bacon.... there is no way to make these crisps classy, nope our marketing guys have been trying ever since this new poncy crisp craze came out and smokey bacon crisps are still as common as muck!
jeesus you may just as well get a bag of pork scratchings and drive away in your ford capri i mean smokey bacon???


Mmm guess which is my favourite, oink!

 

[Thadius]

smokey bacon.... there is no way to make these crisps classy

Still bitter about that 30 minute orgasm thing?

 

[Ezteq]

Still bitter about that 30 minute orgasm thing?

aye if i cant fuck em ill eat em


but either way the basterds will pay for it!!!!



30 bloody minutes... pfft!




Pa wheres mah eatin' fork??

 

[Thadius]

aye if i cant fuck em ill eat em

Sadly ladies dont apply to that rule, either way is off limits! xD

 

[Laddey]

rofl since when did crisps get soo poncy??

salt n vinegar - sea salt and balsamic vinegar baked under the itallian sun and cooled by wafting mediteranian breezes

cheese n onion - extra mature cheddar from Pislethwaite long horn cows and red onion, the onions were peeled by antartic nuns on the winter solstice, when the plantes aligned

beef and mustard - Tender beef and hand grown mustard, cattle hand massaged by tebetian monks every day of their lives and the mustard was grown by the dali llama himself in his own private garden, the seeds watered by the tears of navajo virgins

smokey bacon.... there is no way to make these crisps classy, nope our marketing guys have been trying ever since this new poncy crisp craze came out and smokey bacon crisps are still as common as muck!
jeesus you may just as well get a bag of pork scratchings and drive away in your ford capri i mean smokey bacon???


Mmm guess which is my favourite, oink!

lmao. Nice one!

 

[Calaen]

Kettle chips own all crisps tbh.