A story while were bored

[Raewyn]

But this wasn't enough, he wanted a ......

magical mushroom which was

 

[pikeh]

magical mushroom which was

planted between the arse cheeks of a Half ogre.....

 

[Poox]

planted between the arse cheeks of a Half ogre.....

but the half ogre had constapation..

 

[fl3a]

not to mention mad flatulence

 

[Vladamir]

not to mention mad flatulence

And not forgetting a pair of hideously hairy cheeks, as well as

 

[Listerine]

And not forgetting a pair of hideously hairy cheeks, as well as

2 hairy cow sized balls, and

 

[Morphius]

a cock which rubbed againsts his socks and gave him constant rashes which

 

[Afran]

resulted in him going to see the doctor, and he said...

 

[Equador]

"Stop zerging so much!" The half-ogre cried and...

 

[Phule_Gubben]

"Stop zerging so much!" The half-ogre cried and...

Slit his wrists with a knife, bleeding to death slowly on the floor of...

 

[Hollomere]

a Hibernian sock shop called "Magic Feet" which couldn't sell ....

 

[Poox]

cheese to his...

 

[Keitan]

Grandpa

 

[pikeh]

becuase his grandpa was allergic to all dairy products including...











(btw this is so fugging funny reading it again)

 

[polza]

milk made in the...

 

[yurithegreat]

milk made in the...

Good old fashoined way of milking the wife`s..........

 

[Phule_Gubben]

Good old fashoined way of milking the wife`s..........

yellow and black colored goat, Sheila. While the halgogre laid on the floor bleeding to death, a man ...

 

[Vladamir]

yellow and black colored goat, Sheila. While the halgogre laid on the floor bleeding to death, a man ...

Stole the ogres shoes and ran away to the..

 

[Rhori]

wife of the ogre and sold her the shoes for 90 plat and...

 

[Vladamir]

wife of the ogre and sold her the shoes for 90 plat and...

Shagged the wife (while her husband was dying, omg!) who was wearing an exotic..

 

[Minimac]

pair of socks from the magic feet shop :eek2:

 

[Listerine]

pair of socks from the magic feet shop :eek2:

and a magical strap-on, also purchased from the magic feet shop , then...

 

[Rhori]

a cow slapped both of em because....

 

[Vladamir]

a cow slapped both of em because....

He was in a state of madness as he had mad cow disease, so he demanded that..

 

[Haggus]

he could have a sex change, but the wife.....

 

[Regen-]

Thought it would be a good idea if she preformed the operation...

 

[Equador]

but while operating, she sneezed and cut the cow in two halves, and started

 

[Malcolm]

...pleasuring herself with a Belt Of The Sun summoned...

 

[Vladamir]

...pleasuring herself with a Belt Of The Sun summoned...

Rampant rabbit, which got stuck in her..

 

[Rhori]

eyes so she has to...