A story while were bored
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asda price is right
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and than came Ths and puted all u nice kids to bed.... sweat dreams!!!!!!!!!!
:worthy: THE END :worthy:
:worthy: THE END :worthy:
Heres the complete story.. (Yea im bored)
There was an Albion named Fola he was bored. But one day he saw a knight riding a pig on hes way tothe pig's slaughtering house. He stopped the knight and asked When's the next Dwarf Tossing Contest?" The pig looked at him and answered Oink! freely translated this means "hasslehoff turned up and offered Fola some large bananas and oranges."
Fola siad u call that a banana this is a banana and showed his blackclock of doom and the pig rolled over, crushing the knight then suddenly GOA banned the pig for crossrealming. Eventually the pig was turned into a bacon sandwich which was eaten by Tuka but the pig was still alive and screamed FECK YOU!!! and joined his pig buddies in emain and zerged brite. After while still in emain, the shrooms were unleashed! They rampaged to Llyn Barfog and killed Fester!
"Ohw my god!! They Killed Fester!!", screamed Ugly king arthur, and ordered all of the knights in albion to zerg the obnoxious inhabitants of Hibernia!! after that they whiped out their huge cocks 0f d00m because size does matter to them! As their balls cover their eyes and the hair looks like a big afro on their heads
After a while they enterd a new area called toa where they sex0red and haxx0red and tried to think of a way to get to france and obliterate goa hq, but failed and got forced to eat lots of frog legs and hamsters and decided to farm some artifacts instead,then got bored and quit the game.
They realised WoW was shit so they returned and rerolled as warlocks, whom went to thidranki and found a hot, sweaty Infiltrater called Aha, they decided too spam Afran on msn. But Afran didn't understand it because he's pre-pubescent and consequently Afran got cranky, so he decided to go to sleep.
But Aha didn't, he went on to find a squirrel at the border of Breifine, but the only problem was it ran up a tree and tallwiz embermaker the fire wizzy toasted it for him but died to a fg RR500 hibs roaming nearby led by the crazy elf, who was some well-known used underwear lover, he was also known as Sith-Lord. He also enjoyed doing odd things to trolls, such as Poking them with his staff called the Wood of Love which he bought from The luri sex shop located in the center of Camelot, which was Owned by the big ewil cheese monster that abuses Little Firbies, Kobbies and Inconnu's but not before everything ended and nothing else could ever happen and even if it wanted to happen there was no where for it to happen.
But the elf turned back time then people united and zerger goa HQ again! But GoA had an army of guardian frogs and necklaces of garlic to protect them so the zerg had to fly away too a greek netcafè where french coffee was served with butter and inconnu roe taramasalata into which was dipped Into troll soup which was served by scantily clad 1/2 ogres that where lapdancing gamah, because he gave them a GoV. But this wasn't enough, he wanted a magical mushroom which was planted between the arse cheeks of a Half ogre, but the half ogre had constapation not to mention mad flatulence. Also a pair of hideously hairy cheeks, as well as 2 hairy cow sized balls, and a cock which rubbed againsts his socks and gave him constant rashes which resulted in him going to see the doctor, and he said "Stop zerging so much!" The half-ogre cried and Slit his wrists with a knife, bleeding to death slowly on the floor of a Hibernian sock shop called "Magic Feet" which couldn't sell cheese to his Grandpa.
Grandpa was allergic to all dairy products including milk made in the Good old fashoined way of milking the wife`s yellow and black colored goat, Sheila. While the halfogre laid on the floor bleeding to death, a man
Stole the ogres shoes and ran away to the wife of the ogre and sold her the shoes for 90 plat and Shagged the wife (while her husband was dying, omg!) who was wearing an exotic pair of socks from the magic feet shop and a magical strap-on, also purchased from the magic feet shop.
Then a cow slapped both of em because He was in a state of madness as he had mad cow disease, so he demanded that he could have a sex change, but the wife Thought it would be a good idea if she preformed the operation but while operating, she sneezed and cut the cow in two halves. She started pleasuring herself with a Belt Of The Sun summoned Rampant rabbit, which got stuck in her eyes so she has to find other ways to replace her eyeballs with the dead cows testicles and the rest of bones fix Prydwen.
She decided that a visit to the home of Wisteria who was found fondling a elephant that had a huge guild banner with a large picture of a warlock with his giant warcannon pointing towards a 60ft statue of a Crystal Titan, witch was in the middle of feeding his chiwawa, to a passing Inconnu who was cooking his own toes because he was starving.
So he went down the shops to buy a big brown bag filled to the top with magical alphabet spaghetti which spelt out I suck and my name is Brite, now i'm going to suck cock, and after that go and eat a icecream. The icecream was tasty, but now he sees on the sky Bin Laden airlanes airplane which heads to Gamah's house whilst gamah is inside who was wearing nothing but leather chaps and a evul grin on his face, he rips out his v small pointy thing, and cuts it off and shoves it up Weylander's bum as he entered gamahs house.
But then Brite came and saw this hardcore insertion and screamed "OMFG.. what are you doing starting without me!" "we dont like ur wrinkly valky cock , vlad does so go bother him" they replied! Although Vlad redirected him to Morph, who was king of the fudge nudging, that also shags kinky Briton women with tight pussies that had just payed 300p for there sex change, yet they still think that everyone who says morph is gay is actually in denial and they are actually gay fudge packers themselves and like to poke badgers with spoons and use sage and onion stuffing to repair cocks.
For some undestandable reason the knight riding a pig show up and started licking morphs face while rubbing his large pigs belly chanting Kill Vlad Lick Morph Kill Vlad Lick Morph. Some hours later, they found themselves near oriens wearing nothing but pointy hats while seeing incoming killer luris, wearing Pink armor with a Pair of socks from the 'Magical Feet' shop (and ofc the strapons that came with them). Being chased by a nekkid vlad with a goat porn magazine which had an interesting article about threads on FH becoming too intelligant so they ran for cover behind the scout zerg and met the ranger zerg and maked a party with the worst archer zerg of them all! the hunter zerg. But the hunters suddenly turned into MoC lifetapping sorcs which each had a miniture dragon charmed that did the famous polish folkdance named after a great turd which hurt like a bad case of burrito breath spiced up with banana sauce and salsa. This was all dipped in alb sweat made with real fruit juice, and no artificial flavourings Or preservatives and 99% fat free, so that the fat people could hide too.
However though all the trolls were on holiday in the bahamas.. and didn't hear about this new snack and The kobolds were forced to vent their kinky and mysterious ways by means of a giant FH thread which consisted of posts by Gam gams, he wrote "I love to take it in the mouth from happy ants and the half ogre with 2 big balls and a hairy ass." Then a meteor fell out of the sky and hit GOA's pet mascot, a 7ft high minister of foreign affairs, saying "There are no watermelons in this stupid place, someone fetch me my boiling bowl of soup so That batman and robin could have anal c6 without getting dry in thier nasty parts". But the messenger boy drank to much sambuca and fell in a river full of tomatoe ketchup which were actually were boiling FH threads started by Poox.
Poox was found to have a strange fetish involving a large pole and a three-armed monkey called Mr Ma-giga-I-like-cheese by the American Embassy! The Monkey was an ex convict for stealing Auntie Ethals underwearand wearing it on his head (whilst revolving gently to the sound of 1000 cats squealing)
But!! - he felt guilty and went to give some teapots to a bald woman called Ivana Humpalot... who recently had some surgery to reduce the size of the national debt of Botswana. To give the radioactive monkey-baseline stunning-chamber loading potatoes a insta lifetap with a 4 sec recast time, with self buffs and self HoT, as well as Titanium armour which is better then Paladin Plate by 60% absorb...Oh and something overpowered.. a pet that stuns every 0.004 seconds, with its stun range set to 500,000 units.. oh and it insta lifetaps too and it has 3 chambers ^^.
Jesus cried because he realised he missed the film charlie and the chocolate factory so he decided to remake the world so that it spin's on its own axis 10 times faster than usual, causin all people who were doing Magic, to magically implode and cause DOoooOoOoOOooooom to GoAs HQ while they were bringing Prydwen's Hampster back to life.. Which wasnt going well because It signed the Euthanasia programme.
After all the madness a Bainshee turned up and unzipped her suspiciously fluffy penguin-cloning machine to NOT clone penguins but to cause the sky to fall! on to aid Bainshee. Shortly after, the leader of the Huginfel & Svealand Banking Corporation (formerly known as the Midgard Bank) offered a loan of 200 plat to whoever could create a field hospital for left handed epileptics (using only a bent spoon and 2 mouldy cauliflowers) which was, ofcourse, completely wrong. As we all know those type of hospitals can only be constructed of regurgitated Sperm, which of course attacks unsuspecting grandmas while they do their weekly shopping at Sainsburies.. wearing nothing but jesus slippers.
All the people say that asda price is right but everyone knows these people are completely bonkers and deserve to be strung up by their sideburns (especially the funky luri ones). If you do string them up though - they always shout Brite loves the cock which is wrong, because everyone knows that Gamah loves the cock.
Regardless of who loves what, they decided to go and conquer herpes the lesser known offshoot of the SI expansion - that seems to be populated with only Sexual deviants.
Than came Ths and puted all u nice kids to bed.... sweat dreams!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
FUCK that took alot of pasting, I deserve millions of rep point now because I have a limp wrist..it also hurts from pasting
Also edited little bits to try and make it make a little more sense.
There was an Albion named Fola he was bored. But one day he saw a knight riding a pig on hes way tothe pig's slaughtering house. He stopped the knight and asked When's the next Dwarf Tossing Contest?" The pig looked at him and answered Oink! freely translated this means "hasslehoff turned up and offered Fola some large bananas and oranges."
Fola siad u call that a banana this is a banana and showed his blackclock of doom and the pig rolled over, crushing the knight then suddenly GOA banned the pig for crossrealming. Eventually the pig was turned into a bacon sandwich which was eaten by Tuka but the pig was still alive and screamed FECK YOU!!! and joined his pig buddies in emain and zerged brite. After while still in emain, the shrooms were unleashed! They rampaged to Llyn Barfog and killed Fester!
"Ohw my god!! They Killed Fester!!", screamed Ugly king arthur, and ordered all of the knights in albion to zerg the obnoxious inhabitants of Hibernia!! after that they whiped out their huge cocks 0f d00m because size does matter to them! As their balls cover their eyes and the hair looks like a big afro on their heads
After a while they enterd a new area called toa where they sex0red and haxx0red and tried to think of a way to get to france and obliterate goa hq, but failed and got forced to eat lots of frog legs and hamsters and decided to farm some artifacts instead,then got bored and quit the game.
They realised WoW was shit so they returned and rerolled as warlocks, whom went to thidranki and found a hot, sweaty Infiltrater called Aha, they decided too spam Afran on msn. But Afran didn't understand it because he's pre-pubescent and consequently Afran got cranky, so he decided to go to sleep.
But Aha didn't, he went on to find a squirrel at the border of Breifine, but the only problem was it ran up a tree and tallwiz embermaker the fire wizzy toasted it for him but died to a fg RR500 hibs roaming nearby led by the crazy elf, who was some well-known used underwear lover, he was also known as Sith-Lord. He also enjoyed doing odd things to trolls, such as Poking them with his staff called the Wood of Love which he bought from The luri sex shop located in the center of Camelot, which was Owned by the big ewil cheese monster that abuses Little Firbies, Kobbies and Inconnu's but not before everything ended and nothing else could ever happen and even if it wanted to happen there was no where for it to happen.
But the elf turned back time then people united and zerger goa HQ again! But GoA had an army of guardian frogs and necklaces of garlic to protect them so the zerg had to fly away too a greek netcafè where french coffee was served with butter and inconnu roe taramasalata into which was dipped Into troll soup which was served by scantily clad 1/2 ogres that where lapdancing gamah, because he gave them a GoV. But this wasn't enough, he wanted a magical mushroom which was planted between the arse cheeks of a Half ogre, but the half ogre had constapation not to mention mad flatulence. Also a pair of hideously hairy cheeks, as well as 2 hairy cow sized balls, and a cock which rubbed againsts his socks and gave him constant rashes which resulted in him going to see the doctor, and he said "Stop zerging so much!" The half-ogre cried and Slit his wrists with a knife, bleeding to death slowly on the floor of a Hibernian sock shop called "Magic Feet" which couldn't sell cheese to his Grandpa.
Grandpa was allergic to all dairy products including milk made in the Good old fashoined way of milking the wife`s yellow and black colored goat, Sheila. While the halfogre laid on the floor bleeding to death, a man
Stole the ogres shoes and ran away to the wife of the ogre and sold her the shoes for 90 plat and Shagged the wife (while her husband was dying, omg!) who was wearing an exotic pair of socks from the magic feet shop and a magical strap-on, also purchased from the magic feet shop.
Then a cow slapped both of em because He was in a state of madness as he had mad cow disease, so he demanded that he could have a sex change, but the wife Thought it would be a good idea if she preformed the operation but while operating, she sneezed and cut the cow in two halves. She started pleasuring herself with a Belt Of The Sun summoned Rampant rabbit, which got stuck in her eyes so she has to find other ways to replace her eyeballs with the dead cows testicles and the rest of bones fix Prydwen.
She decided that a visit to the home of Wisteria who was found fondling a elephant that had a huge guild banner with a large picture of a warlock with his giant warcannon pointing towards a 60ft statue of a Crystal Titan, witch was in the middle of feeding his chiwawa, to a passing Inconnu who was cooking his own toes because he was starving.
So he went down the shops to buy a big brown bag filled to the top with magical alphabet spaghetti which spelt out I suck and my name is Brite, now i'm going to suck cock, and after that go and eat a icecream. The icecream was tasty, but now he sees on the sky Bin Laden airlanes airplane which heads to Gamah's house whilst gamah is inside who was wearing nothing but leather chaps and a evul grin on his face, he rips out his v small pointy thing, and cuts it off and shoves it up Weylander's bum as he entered gamahs house.
But then Brite came and saw this hardcore insertion and screamed "OMFG.. what are you doing starting without me!" "we dont like ur wrinkly valky cock , vlad does so go bother him" they replied! Although Vlad redirected him to Morph, who was king of the fudge nudging, that also shags kinky Briton women with tight pussies that had just payed 300p for there sex change, yet they still think that everyone who says morph is gay is actually in denial and they are actually gay fudge packers themselves and like to poke badgers with spoons and use sage and onion stuffing to repair cocks.
For some undestandable reason the knight riding a pig show up and started licking morphs face while rubbing his large pigs belly chanting Kill Vlad Lick Morph Kill Vlad Lick Morph. Some hours later, they found themselves near oriens wearing nothing but pointy hats while seeing incoming killer luris, wearing Pink armor with a Pair of socks from the 'Magical Feet' shop (and ofc the strapons that came with them). Being chased by a nekkid vlad with a goat porn magazine which had an interesting article about threads on FH becoming too intelligant so they ran for cover behind the scout zerg and met the ranger zerg and maked a party with the worst archer zerg of them all! the hunter zerg. But the hunters suddenly turned into MoC lifetapping sorcs which each had a miniture dragon charmed that did the famous polish folkdance named after a great turd which hurt like a bad case of burrito breath spiced up with banana sauce and salsa. This was all dipped in alb sweat made with real fruit juice, and no artificial flavourings Or preservatives and 99% fat free, so that the fat people could hide too.
However though all the trolls were on holiday in the bahamas.. and didn't hear about this new snack and The kobolds were forced to vent their kinky and mysterious ways by means of a giant FH thread which consisted of posts by Gam gams, he wrote "I love to take it in the mouth from happy ants and the half ogre with 2 big balls and a hairy ass." Then a meteor fell out of the sky and hit GOA's pet mascot, a 7ft high minister of foreign affairs, saying "There are no watermelons in this stupid place, someone fetch me my boiling bowl of soup so That batman and robin could have anal c6 without getting dry in thier nasty parts". But the messenger boy drank to much sambuca and fell in a river full of tomatoe ketchup which were actually were boiling FH threads started by Poox.
Poox was found to have a strange fetish involving a large pole and a three-armed monkey called Mr Ma-giga-I-like-cheese by the American Embassy! The Monkey was an ex convict for stealing Auntie Ethals underwearand wearing it on his head (whilst revolving gently to the sound of 1000 cats squealing)
But!! - he felt guilty and went to give some teapots to a bald woman called Ivana Humpalot... who recently had some surgery to reduce the size of the national debt of Botswana. To give the radioactive monkey-baseline stunning-chamber loading potatoes a insta lifetap with a 4 sec recast time, with self buffs and self HoT, as well as Titanium armour which is better then Paladin Plate by 60% absorb...Oh and something overpowered.. a pet that stuns every 0.004 seconds, with its stun range set to 500,000 units.. oh and it insta lifetaps too and it has 3 chambers ^^.
Jesus cried because he realised he missed the film charlie and the chocolate factory so he decided to remake the world so that it spin's on its own axis 10 times faster than usual, causin all people who were doing Magic, to magically implode and cause DOoooOoOoOOooooom to GoAs HQ while they were bringing Prydwen's Hampster back to life.. Which wasnt going well because It signed the Euthanasia programme.
After all the madness a Bainshee turned up and unzipped her suspiciously fluffy penguin-cloning machine to NOT clone penguins but to cause the sky to fall! on to aid Bainshee. Shortly after, the leader of the Huginfel & Svealand Banking Corporation (formerly known as the Midgard Bank) offered a loan of 200 plat to whoever could create a field hospital for left handed epileptics (using only a bent spoon and 2 mouldy cauliflowers) which was, ofcourse, completely wrong. As we all know those type of hospitals can only be constructed of regurgitated Sperm, which of course attacks unsuspecting grandmas while they do their weekly shopping at Sainsburies.. wearing nothing but jesus slippers.
All the people say that asda price is right but everyone knows these people are completely bonkers and deserve to be strung up by their sideburns (especially the funky luri ones). If you do string them up though - they always shout Brite loves the cock which is wrong, because everyone knows that Gamah loves the cock.
Regardless of who loves what, they decided to go and conquer herpes the lesser known offshoot of the SI expansion - that seems to be populated with only Sexual deviants.
Than came Ths and puted all u nice kids to bed.... sweat dreams!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
FUCK that took alot of pasting, I deserve millions of rep point now because I have a limp wrist..it also hurts from pasting
Also edited little bits to try and make it make a little more sense.
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Fledgling Freddie
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You made a typo there, it was on to said Bainshee to indicate it fell on top of the bainshee.Gamah said:
You sure your wrist is limp from the pasting?Gamah said:FUCK that took alot of pasting, I deserve millions of rep point now because I have a limp wrist..it also hurts from pasting
Nice work though, was fun re-reading the entire thing.
