A story while were bored

[Ame]

Poox

 

[Vladamir]

Poox

Who was found to have a strange fetish involving a large pole and

 

[Deepflame]

.. a three-armed monkey called ..

 

[Haggus]

Mr Ma-giga-I-like-cheese

 

[Haggus]

Double post Oo ignore.

 

[pikeh]

.. a three-armed monkey called ..

by the American Embassy...

 

[Ame]

Mr Bigglesworth

 

[Overdriven]

Mr Bigglesworth

Who was an ex convict for stealing..

 

[Ame]

Auntie Ethals underwear

 

[Hollomere]

.. and wearing it on his head (whilst revolving gently to the sound of .....

 

[Ame]

1000 cats squealing)

 

[Hollomere]

But!! - he felt guilty and went to give some teapots to ....

 

[grimlin]

a bald woman called .....

 

[Ame]

Ivana Humpalot... who recently had some surgery to reduce the...

 

[Hollomere]

..size of the national debt of Botswana ...

 

[Overdriven]

..size of the national debt of Botswana ...

And to give the radioactive monkey-baseline stunning-chamber loading potatoes a..

 

[Ame]

insta lifetap with a 4 sec recast time, with self buffs and self HoT, as well as Titanium armour which is better then Paladin Plate by 60% absorb...

Oh and something overpowered.. a pet that stuns every 0.004 seconds, with its stun range set to 500,000 units.. oh and it insta lifetaps too

And it has 3 chambers ^^

 

[Mey]

..and Ame's reply was too long, and jesus cried...

 

[grimlin]

because he realised he missed the film charlie and the chocolate factory....

 

[Mey]

..so he decided to remake the world...

 

[Listerine]

..so he decided to remake the world...

so that it spin's on its own axis 10 times faster than usual, causin all people who were doing......

 

[Overdriven]

so that it spin's on its own axis 10 times faster than usual, causin all people who were doing......

Magic, to magically implode and cause DOoooOoOoOOooooom to GoAs HQ while they were bringing Prydwen's Hampster back to life.. Which wasnt going well because...

 

[Ame]

It signed the Euthanasia programme.

 

[Gamah]

After all the madness a Bainshee turned up and unzipped her...

 

[Hollomere]

...suspiciously fluffy penguin-cloning machine ...

 

[pikeh]

...suspiciously fluffy penguin-cloning machine ...

to NOT clone penguins but...

 

[Vladamir]

to NOT clone penguins but...

To cause the sky to fall!. Onto..

 

[Deepflame]

.. said Bainshee. Short after, the leader of the ..

 

[Malcolm]

Huginfel & Svealand Banking Corporation (formerly known as the Midgard Bank) offered a loan of 200 plat to whoever...

 

[Hollomere]

... could create a field hospital for left handed epileptics (using only a bent spoon and 2 mouldy cauliflowers) ...