A loving yet affordable St. Valentine's Day gift......

Loxleyhood

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Flowers are too predictable and crappy. Doubley so for plastic breeds.
 

Dillinja

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You asked for my opinion. I gave it to you.

Who the hell is your girlfriend anyway? The fucking queen? I doubt you will get anything better from her.
 

'Shy

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A tacky mug with "best girlfriend in teh world" written on it.
 

'Shy

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Elcain said:
Chocolate's !!
Boring but its affordable :p

Boring, yes, and she'll think your'e trying to make her fat. She'll either give them away or scoff the lot and then go throw up :)
 

Loxleyhood

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Last year my best friend gave his girlfriend a early learning centre model of a chimp which he painted bright blue.
 

Archeon

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Hand-made card in the shape of a heart with a teddy bear on it. (made out of pink cardboard) - nothing says 'i love you' better than a failed attempt at arts and craft :D
 

Dillinja

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How about a Porsche with some heart-shaped chocolates cleverly placed on the drivers seat.
 

Dillinja

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Yes. Although if you steal it it might make the loving gesture that little bit stronger.
 

Loxleyhood

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I doubt there are any Porsches where I live for the very reason of what we're talking about.
 

BlitheringIdiot

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A romantic poem, pinch one off of the net, whack it in a hand made card. Badaboom, badabing.

Net Cost: £0.00
 

Dillinja

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Yep. London is a pretty shitty place to live. Ah well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

Maybe you should just go back to basics. Card & Chocolate or something.
 

zRRR

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i try to break up with gfs over christmas/birthdays/valentines day
 

zRRR

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going quite a bit to far. official warning, next one is a ban
 

Sissyfoo

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Scrape some roadkill off a busy motorway and make a fur coat out of it.
 

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