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A loving yet affordable St. Valentine's Day gift......

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Loxleyhood, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    What the hell should I get?
     
  2. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    A plastic rose. Works for me every time.
     
  3. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    Flowers are too predictable and crappy. Doubley so for plastic breeds.
     
  4. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    You asked for my opinion. I gave it to you.

    Who the hell is your girlfriend anyway? The fucking queen? I doubt you will get anything better from her.
     
  5. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    A tacky mug with "best girlfriend in teh world" written on it.
     
  6. Elcain

    Elcain Fledgling Freddie

    Chocolate's !!
    Boring but its affordable :p
     
  7. 'Shy

    'Shy One of Freddy's beloved

    Boring, yes, and she'll think your'e trying to make her fat. She'll either give them away or scoff the lot and then go throw up :)
     
  8. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    Last year my best friend gave his girlfriend a early learning centre model of a chimp which he painted bright blue.
     
  9. Archeon

    Archeon Fledgling Freddie

    Hand-made card in the shape of a heart with a teddy bear on it. (made out of pink cardboard) - nothing says 'i love you' better than a failed attempt at arts and craft :D
     
  10. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    Too womanly.
     
  11. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    How about a Porsche with some heart-shaped chocolates cleverly placed on the drivers seat.
     
  12. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    Do I have to buy the Porsche?
     
  13. Elcain

    Elcain Fledgling Freddie

    yes
     
  14. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    Yes. Although if you steal it it might make the loving gesture that little bit stronger.
     
  15. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    I doubt there are any Porsches where I live for the very reason of what we're talking about.
     
  16. BlitheringIdiot

    BlitheringIdiot One of Freddy's beloved

    A romantic poem, pinch one off of the net, whack it in a hand made card. Badaboom, badabing.

    Net Cost: £0.00
     
  17. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    Yep. London is a pretty shitty place to live. Ah well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

    Maybe you should just go back to basics. Card & Chocolate or something.
     
  18. zRRR

    zRRR Banned

    i try to break up with gfs over christmas/birthdays/valentines day
     
  19. Nuked

    Nuked Fledgling Freddie

    a dildo.
     
  20. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

    She doesn't need one. ;)
     
  21. zRRR

    zRRR Banned

    going quite a bit to far. official warning, next one is a ban
     
  22. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    Scrape some roadkill off a busy motorway and make a fur coat out of it.
     

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