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Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Loxleyhood, Jan 16, 2004.
What the hell should I get?
A plastic rose. Works for me every time.
Flowers are too predictable and crappy. Doubley so for plastic breeds.
You asked for my opinion. I gave it to you.
Who the hell is your girlfriend anyway? The fucking queen? I doubt you will get anything better from her.
A tacky mug with "best girlfriend in teh world" written on it.
Boring but its affordable
Boring, yes, and she'll think your'e trying to make her fat. She'll either give them away or scoff the lot and then go throw up
Last year my best friend gave his girlfriend a early learning centre model of a chimp which he painted bright blue.
Hand-made card in the shape of a heart with a teddy bear on it. (made out of pink cardboard) - nothing says 'i love you' better than a failed attempt at arts and craft
How about a Porsche with some heart-shaped chocolates cleverly placed on the drivers seat.
Do I have to buy the Porsche?
Yes. Although if you steal it it might make the loving gesture that little bit stronger.
I doubt there are any Porsches where I live for the very reason of what we're talking about.
A romantic poem, pinch one off of the net, whack it in a hand made card. Badaboom, badabing.
Net Cost: £0.00
Yep. London is a pretty shitty place to live. Ah well, I'm fresh out of ideas.
Maybe you should just go back to basics. Card & Chocolate or something.
i try to break up with gfs over christmas/birthdays/valentines day
She doesn't need one.
going quite a bit to far. official warning, next one is a ban
Scrape some roadkill off a busy motorway and make a fur coat out of it.