A loving yet affordable St. Valentine's Day gift......

[Loxleyhood]

What the hell should I get?

 

[Dillinja]

A plastic rose. Works for me every time.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Flowers are too predictable and crappy. Doubley so for plastic breeds.

 

[Dillinja]

You asked for my opinion. I gave it to you.

Who the hell is your girlfriend anyway? The fucking queen? I doubt you will get anything better from her.

 

['Shy]

A tacky mug with "best girlfriend in teh world" written on it.

 

[Elcain]

Chocolate's !!
Boring but its affordable

 

['Shy]

Chocolate's !!
Boring but its affordable

Boring, yes, and she'll think your'e trying to make her fat. She'll either give them away or scoff the lot and then go throw up

 

[Loxleyhood]

Last year my best friend gave his girlfriend a early learning centre model of a chimp which he painted bright blue.

 

[Archeon]

Hand-made card in the shape of a heart with a teddy bear on it. (made out of pink cardboard) - nothing says 'i love you' better than a failed attempt at arts and craft

 

[Loxleyhood]

Too womanly.

 

[Dillinja]

How about a Porsche with some heart-shaped chocolates cleverly placed on the drivers seat.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Do I have to buy the Porsche?

 

[Elcain]

Do I have to buy the Porsche?

yes

 

[Dillinja]

Yes. Although if you steal it it might make the loving gesture that little bit stronger.

 

[Loxleyhood]

I doubt there are any Porsches where I live for the very reason of what we're talking about.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

A romantic poem, pinch one off of the net, whack it in a hand made card. Badaboom, badabing.

Net Cost: £0.00

 

[Dillinja]

Yep. London is a pretty shitty place to live. Ah well, I'm fresh out of ideas.

Maybe you should just go back to basics. Card & Chocolate or something.

 

[zRRR]

i try to break up with gfs over christmas/birthdays/valentines day

 

[Nuked]

a dildo.

 

[Loxleyhood]

She doesn't need one.

 

[zRRR]

going quite a bit to far. official warning, next one is a ban

 

[Sissyfoo]

Scrape some roadkill off a busy motorway and make a fur coat out of it.