A hibernian Poem - Part 1

[DeadOnArrival]

There was once a stealther called Dwera,
Who thought she could cause emain terror,
She says she dont Zerg but then acts like a Jerk
and on top she is played by a fella.

/hug m8

Caestar gonna get

 

[sko]

It doesn't even rhyme..
:touch:

 

[DeadOnArrival]

Its a traditional english poem.

 

[Polkadot]

More of a limerick really.

 

[Foadon]

whatever u wanna call it, it shouldnt be called anything

 

[Joor]

+1 or something

 

[Brelakor]

Bring back limerick battles!

 

[Oro]

There was a young gimp called Shaeffer
Blade sharp as chocolate wafer
His timing was bad
His hit rate quite sad
Now he's gone the sheep are safer.

 

[Tareregion]

that shit don't rhyme Caest

 

[Shaeffer]

More of a limerick really.

did someone say....LIMERICK!

/flexes mightily.

Hell hath no fury like a Shaeffer scorned

The gimpster formally known as Roo
Really doesnt have a damn clue
When it comes down to rhyme
I'm sublime every time
So you may as well stick to haiku

 

[Shanaia]

Sheepfur Cocosnut is his true name
Herding sheep got him his fame
The big gimp has left Camelot
Cause he had no buffbot
Now get the hell back to the game!

 

[jamiesmallicus]

lol caestar

lol m8 that is crappest poem ive ever heard u silly geordie twat...
hope u didnt take too long to think of it lol...


lol again cya m8
jamie

 

[Shaeffer]

Sheepfur Cocosnut is his true name
Herding sheep got him his fame
The big gimp has left Camelot
Cause he had no buffbot
Now get the hell back to the game!

I never got fame for my herding
More likely for the size of my 'thing'
I'm often perplexed
None knew WHAT I flexed
Or why I was forever smiling

But a return to the game is unlikely
So you'll have to put up with my memory
But cheer up my friend
For tis not the end
Of the Prince who enjoys flexing might'ly


For WoW will be my new chosen home
Where I expect I'll develop a syndrome
This mysterious disease
Is a jolly good wheeze
As it involves bitchslapping some gnomes

 

[Shaeffer]

lol m8 that is crappest poem ive ever heard u silly geordie twat...
hope u didnt take too long to think of it lol...


lol again cya m8
jamie

amagad you still here Jamie?

blast from the past

 

[Shaeffer]

not even something about me ... <pokes> I want a limmerick about how pretty I am!!

Where to start for the lovely Shanaia
Your visage is a delight to the retina
You ample bust
Fills me with lust
So excuse whilst I borrow the Karma Sutra

Just dont go telling the wife
As quite frankly its worth more than my life
Though for you my dear
I'll overcome my fear
And pray she doesnt castrate me with a knife

 

[Shanaia]

Where to start for the lovely Shanaia
Your visage is a delight to the retina
You ample bust
Fills me with lust
So excuse whilst I borrow the Karma Sutra

Just dont go telling the wife
As quite frankly its worth more than my life
Though for you my dear
I'll overcome my fear
And pray she doesnt castrate me with a knife

:wub:

 

[Thugs]

Eh?

Where to start for the lovely Shanaia
Your visage is a delight to the retina
You ample bust
Fills me with lust
So excuse whilst I borrow the Karma Sutra

Just dont go telling the wife
As quite frankly its worth more than my life
Though for you my dear
I'll overcome my fear
And pray she doesnt castrate me with a knife

The Shanaia I know is one twisted *****. Someone got access to her account or something (Freddyshouse account/wotever that is)?

 

[Shanaia]

The Shanaia you know was the first one to point out to you you were acting like a sick minded 11 year old on battlegrounds forum ...

If you read most of your posts now everybody who ever posted there agrees with me that you are sad/sick/pwned etc.

If you want to target me cause I was the first .. go ahead

Like you said water of a ducks back

 

[Edlina]

So WoW you'll play
what race - if i may
the stress test is where i hunt
gnomes, goblins and maybe a grunt
but, for the game you will pay?

 

[Shaeffer]

I guess theres some history between Shan and Thug
Though im confused about the role of the duck
Doesnt water off its back
Encourage it to quack?
Either way, I personally only see one twisted ****


In other words, piss off if all your going to do is interrupt the fun for your petty snide comments. Remember, pubes are your friend

 

[Sycho]

Hahaha shaeffer you make me laugh,
As much as roo with his pathetic staff.
Get the hell back ingame,
So i can pm your name.
With something totally daft xD

^^^^

 

[Shaeffer]

Edlina! My favourite hibby mate!
Youre right, WoW I eagerly await
Im gonna go orc
so ph33r the flexing dork
If you go horde also, can only be great

 

[DeadOnArrival]

An ode to Jamiesmallicus

There was once a champeen called Jamies,
Who looked like a Gay Elf with rabies,
His armour is rust,
He wears a fake bust,
And he likes Shagging young Thai Boy -Ladies.

 

[Shaeffer]

There was once a champeen called Jamies,
Who looked like a Gay Elf with rabies,
His armour is rust,
He wears a fake bust,
And he likes Shagging young Thai Boy -Ladies.

rofl

I have no issue with Jamies Lady-boys
I'm sure its just fine if he enjoys
But if he could be so kind
To just bear in mind
Id appreciate if they didnt make so much noise

 

[Thugs]

A little Shanaia poem!

Owning peeps in Thid does count
Cos the peeps in Thid are there-abouts
Idiots mainly or at least 90%
And the ones that score the most idiotic points
Are the ones that never achieve
And Shanaia scores the most – plz believe

Shanaia is verbal mostly though, attempting to be
Top dog (or B****), and to compensate for
Bad player tactics speaks outloud about
Rubbish mainly to cover the raw
Skills she has yet to surmount

Not bad eh and I ain’t exactly sober either.

 

[sko]

Strong RVR

 

[Shanaia]

Nah Shaeffer no history between me and Thugs... he wishes that tbh

just history between Thugs his alcohol problem and everybody on Freddieshouse ... he just choses the one who pwned him most to flame ...

Owning peeps in Thid does count
Cos the peeps in Thid are there-abouts
Idiots mainly or at least 90%
And the ones that score the most idiotic points
Are the ones that never achieve
And Shanaia scores the most – plz believe

Shanaia is verbal mostly though, attempting to be
Top dog (or B****), and to compensate for
Bad player tactics speaks outloud about
Rubbish mainly to cover the raw
Skills she has yet to surmount

Not bad eh and I ain’t exactly sober either.

Just another thing showing everybody how sad you are

Just another thing you'll be ashamed about in the morning

Just another thing you'll try to delete and discover you can't anymore since barrysworld

Stlong Thugs

 

[Haroat]

There was a young gimp called Shaeffer
Blade sharp as chocolate wafer
His timing was bad
His hit rate quite sad
Now he's gone the sheep are safer.

lmao

 

[Edlina]

Edlina! My favourite hibby mate!
Youre right, WoW I eagerly await
Im gonna go orc
so ph33r the flexing dork
If you go horde also, can only be great

A Night Elf Hunter I've had
thru both relief and times bad
my pet has been strong
but "I" am wearing a thong
A female night elf for the looks is sad

In retail I am still not sure
my choise will have to be pure
a mage for its blaze
and for dmg and daze
or a rogue - to team with j00r

 

[jamiesmallicus]

lol caest

thats alot better m8 lol


give u a A plus for that attempt..
big gratz
got u penciled in 5 pm friday for a session with kwai mopp
go easy on him


cya m8 jamie