old.user4556
Has a sexy sister. I am also a Bodhi wannabee.
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Something odd happened to me last weekend, and I wanted to bounce it off the FH population (since you're a bunch of gay men).
I was out in the Merchant City of Glasgow for a Christmas night out - a civilised sit down meal of about 25 friends. I got there slightly late and my nose was running, so I nipped to the gents to get some bog roll and blow my nose.
The toilets were tiny, four urinals (two back to back) and one cubicle.
As I got in, two guys were exiting the bath room and three men were pissing with another one guy pissing in the cubicle with the door ajar. Since I needed bog roll I decided to stand and wait. As I entered into the gents, I made a comment about how busy it was: "woaft, it's like the underground in here!". At that point, a bloke finished pissing and turned round, threw his hands up in the air and said in the gayest American tone "SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT THE 'UNDERGROUND' - NOT COOL". Now, this man was clearly of a homosexual positioning, but not just "a gay man", I mean a "raving queen faggoteer riding a unicorn over a rainbow" sort of gay. Think Mark from Ugly Betty dipped in a Alan Carr sauce and roasted in the juices of Kenneth Williams, dressed in painted on "testicle dividing" red jeans and a frilly shirt.
I replied by saying "ummmm, sorry what's the problem?" - he said "SERIOUSLY, I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT INTERESTED IN YOU".
I said "I'm referring to the 'underground' as in the London Underground - as in it's very, very busy in here. Have you ever been on the London Underground? Why, what did you think I meant?".
He said (and i'm not making this up about the use of the word 'seriously') "SERIOUSLY, JUST NOT COOL - I WOULD NEVER LOOK AT A GUY LIKE YOU".
I said "what ... the ... actual fuck are you going on about?", and then he minced away out the toilet and up the corridor.
So what dafuq just happened? Am I going to be on the next episode of Just For Laughs? Did I insult this obviously gay man with the use of the word 'underground' not knowing it was some sort of gay lingo?
I was out in the Merchant City of Glasgow for a Christmas night out - a civilised sit down meal of about 25 friends. I got there slightly late and my nose was running, so I nipped to the gents to get some bog roll and blow my nose.
The toilets were tiny, four urinals (two back to back) and one cubicle.
As I got in, two guys were exiting the bath room and three men were pissing with another one guy pissing in the cubicle with the door ajar. Since I needed bog roll I decided to stand and wait. As I entered into the gents, I made a comment about how busy it was: "woaft, it's like the underground in here!". At that point, a bloke finished pissing and turned round, threw his hands up in the air and said in the gayest American tone "SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT THE 'UNDERGROUND' - NOT COOL". Now, this man was clearly of a homosexual positioning, but not just "a gay man", I mean a "raving queen faggoteer riding a unicorn over a rainbow" sort of gay. Think Mark from Ugly Betty dipped in a Alan Carr sauce and roasted in the juices of Kenneth Williams, dressed in painted on "testicle dividing" red jeans and a frilly shirt.
I replied by saying "ummmm, sorry what's the problem?" - he said "SERIOUSLY, I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT INTERESTED IN YOU".
I said "I'm referring to the 'underground' as in the London Underground - as in it's very, very busy in here. Have you ever been on the London Underground? Why, what did you think I meant?".
He said (and i'm not making this up about the use of the word 'seriously') "SERIOUSLY, JUST NOT COOL - I WOULD NEVER LOOK AT A GUY LIKE YOU".
I said "what ... the ... actual fuck are you going on about?", and then he minced away out the toilet and up the corridor.
So what dafuq just happened? Am I going to be on the next episode of Just For Laughs? Did I insult this obviously gay man with the use of the word 'underground' not knowing it was some sort of gay lingo?