A few questions...

[Munkey-]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home doing football tactics for tomorrows match

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
For the house championship......yes. For the Iraqis......no.

When was the last time you were really pissed
dunno

Tell us a joke
Why do adults still look forward to seeing father christmas? Hoe Hoe Hoe!

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Nirmal. Screw you bitch, Go suck your mothers dick.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Men

Who would you like to punch?
A few arabs at my school

What does God look like?
Whatever you feel like and creates empathy.

Who do you love?
Parents, plus a few others you people dont know

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Play ice hockey/See a football match live

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Robert Miles - Children (dreams version)

What's your idea of Heaven?
Not here, preferably Scotland/Cheshire

And your idea of Hell?
Here

What do you want 200 of?
Decent books to read

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
It hurts me to know that you CAN do better but you're not bothering. Please try

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Dunno any......

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
CCF/Falling in love for the first time

And the low point?
Year 8/Falling in love for the first time

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
I've lost my phone number, can i have yours instead?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Dishwashers. non-existant

What's next?
GCSE's and the house championship

 

[Summo]

Nobody is reading this but fuck it. I get to talk about myself and it's so nicely formatted.

Where are you and what are you upto?
Just in from work. City Hall lost power and so its been a hectic afternoon.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Take out the beuracracy and yeah, probably somewhere in there is something of worth to somebody.

When was the last time you were really pissed
Few weeks ago in West London. I know my limits though, so rarely 'push the envelope'

Tell us a joke
Um... the only joke I really like I've already posted on this forum.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My brother tonight asking if he's okay. He'd spun his car trying to avoid a fox or rabbit or summat.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Hmm. My family.

Who would you like to punch?
No-one really.

What does God look like?
Doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.

Who do you love?
A certain person.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Be an actor.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Blur. Or REM.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Being able to relive any part of your life and doing whatever you chose, consequence-free.

And your idea of Hell?
A conscious void.

What do you want 200 of?
Millions of pounds. Stupid question.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Fuck it.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Pfft. I dunno. Gary Oldman? How shallow to pick an actor. :/

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Being in love.

And the low point?
Not being with person while being in love.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
"Hi. Can I touch your cock?" Actually, that one rocked.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Yesterday. I wash up my own shit.

What's next?
Joining a London theatre group and debating jacking my well-paid job in for a life spent chasing acting work.

 

[Mellow-]

What does God look like?

A *nix user. Like TdC

 

[Mellow-]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by Summo
What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Be an actor.

What like that love scene you told us about

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Will.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Can I take you into the toilet and suck your cock?

I fall for all the easy lines.

Brilliant

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by Mellow-
What does God look like?

A *nix user. Like TdC

without a doubt

 

[Wilier]

God is a Care Bear.

 

[Mellow-]

Yes, a carebear with his streaker jacket on.

God moves in mysterious ways

 

[mank!]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by Wij
Kinda Welsh for English men ain't they ?

Yeah, but I did say British after. It didn't occur to me it was English until leggie pointed it out

 

[mank!]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by Will.
What is this obsession with 16 years? I guess falling in love for the first time.

Taken out of Q magazine, who are celebrating their 200th issue. They've been going 16 years too. Didn't occur to me that it was a random number here :/

 

[FatBusinessman]

Ok, here's my 2 penn'eth:

Where are you and what are you upto?
I'm in my room at Uni, putting off going to bed by responding to a random questionnaire on a message board.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Of course not, I'm a student!

When was the last time you were really pissed
Really pissed? Ooh, not for ages... pulled though

Tell us a joke
No, computer science students have no sense of humour. You should know that.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My friend Donna, saying "Are you a vegetarian?".

Who would you least like to see naked?
Probably my grandmother...

Who would you like to punch?
Right at the moment, nobody. I am at peace with the world. Ommm....

What does God look like?
Nothing, he's a metaphor.

Who do you love?
Family, and my 3 best friends.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Getting a really well-paid and fun job.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Doves. Live.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Intensely personal.

And your idea of Hell?
Having no friends.

What do you want 200 of?
Yeah, thousand pounds sounds good.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"Keep believing in yourself" - from a very close friend.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
No idea, we're all pretty boring sods really...

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
First girlfriend.

And the low point?
Breaking up with said first girlfriend. Either that or this past month...

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Chat-up lines are not something I generally end up hearing...

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Couple of days ago. Had run out of clean coffee mugs...

What's next?
The future. More specifically than that, no-one knows.

 

[Summo]

Hehe. Just noticed this one from Wilier.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Clockwise to tighten.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
When was the last time you did the washing up?
Couple of days ago. Had run out of clean coffee mugs...

that's usually my trigger to do the washingup too

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by mank!

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home waiting to take the dog a walk.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
No

When was the last time you were really pissed
Around 10 years ago.

Tell us a joke
No........................................I have no timing.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Samm, it said "make me pie bitch"

Who would you least like to see naked?
My mum.

Who would you like to punch?
Lester...............

What does God look like?
No such person.

Who do you love?
Mank/Leggie/Dolly..............Samm

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
See above.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Same as Leggies answer.

What's your idea of Heaven?
No traffic, no politicians.

And your idea of Hell?
Politicians driving.

What do you want 200 of?
Semen(I'm sure I'm a jaffa)

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"forget it son you will never amount to nothing"

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Is there any?

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Staying alive.

And the low point?
Staying alive.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Do you like ten lb weeners(Beavis)

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Today.

What's next?
Marriage.

 

[Trem]

All in bold writing ffs

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Re: A few questions...

Originally posted by Tremor.

Who do you love?
Mank/Leggie/Dolly..............Samm

no me?

 

[Trem]

.....TDC....etc.

 

[S-Gray]

oooh Weddings Bells huh? Whos the lucky ... man?

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Tremor.
.....TDC....etc.