A few questions...

[mank!]

I'm on a thread starting craze all of a sudden, so bleh.

The latest issue of Q magazine has umpteen interviews with various celebs asking them a bunch of questions, I thought I'd pose them to you in a similar format for you to answer... or not answer. It might be interesting, you never know!

Where are you and what are you upto?
Sat in front of my PC playing Champ Man and reading various forums before getting ready for college.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Er, this question isn't applicable to all of us

When was the last time you were really pissed
Saturday night, tried weed for the first time too. Rah.

Tell us a joke
Terry Venables was walking down the street and passed out, a passer-by dragged him into a building society and El Tel woke up and asked "Where am I?" and the passer-by answered "The Nationwide" to which Terry replied "What? Already?!"

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My mate Andrew, telling him to hurry up and come round. This was Saturday night.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Anne Widdecombe probably. Or Wij.

Who would you like to punch?
Not punched anyone in ages, so no one really.

What does God look like?
Doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.

Who do you love?
They know who they are, and none of them have anything to do with this place And tremor

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
I'd love to play at The County Ground for Swindon, but I'm shit at football and a fat bastard so it probably won't happen. Mind you, Bobby Howe made it last season.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Practically anything by the Manics, especially The Holy Bible. What a band.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Somewhere where I have access to absolutely any type of music ever, and a big fuck off sound system to listen to it all on. Failing that, Natlie Portman, Avril Lavigne, and various other ladies at my dispense.

And your idea of Hell?
Same as above, but the only music available is So Solid Crew and the only females are the cast of Eastenders.

What do you want 200 of?
Errr... 200 million quid would be handy I guess.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"Don't do it kids, don't reach puberty. Kill yourself by the age of 11" - The Manics, Smash Hits 91 (i think)

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
James Dean Bradfield, I'd say Richey Edwards but we can't be sure if he's alive or not.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Falling in love for the first time.

And the low point?
The past year.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
I'm Fred Flintstone and I can make your bedrock! Not that I've ever used it. Honest.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
We've got two dishwashers, my Dad and a Zanussi. Probably a few days ago, a few spoons or a mug or something because I've got most of them with the dregs of coffee in my room.

What's next?
Resitting my Maths GCSE over the next few months then going to college full time in September. A year later than I should have... oops.

 

[Moving Target]

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

Mobile phones are for queers.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Where are you and what are you upto?
at work reading this forum and being busy. one of our systems has just dropped a cpu :/

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
for me, yes. for others, yes.

When was the last time you were really pissed
really pished? aaaages ago...

Tell us a joke
why did the fetishist cross the road? because he was embedded in a chicken.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
my mate max, to ask if he had his central heating online again

Who would you least like to see naked?
my mother

Who would you like to punch?
the bloke who was looking over my shoulder just now :/

What does God look like?
I believe in a higher plane of existance, but not in a god or gods.

Who do you love?
my family and my friends

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
mmm I can't say as I'd prolly get banned
2nd choice: I want to climb a mountain

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
um...have to be Pink Floyd

What's your idea of Heaven?
a world without fear

And your idea of Hell?
this world, but without the few things that make it bearable

What do you want 200 of?
...teen girls in my hareem? ...truckloads of cash would be nice too tbh. yes, I'm that shallow.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Don't quit school you lazy fuck. I said this to myself.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
all the truely great englishmen are dead :/

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
My mum getting better after a dose of the big C.

And the low point?
My mum getting the big C

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
"Are you horny or do you want a cookie?"

When was the last time you did the washing up?
ummm....iirc last friday


What's next?
back to work...

 

[leggy]

Where are you and what are you upto?
Reading about the merits of the IBM damascene process

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
In the grand scheme of things....no

When was the last time you were really pissed
Saturday


Tell us a joke
Have you heard about the new Harold Shipman movie starring Robert De Niro?

The Old Dear Hunter

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
fudgemonkey and it said wank chop

Who would you least like to see naked?
Jo Brand

Who would you like to punch?
Roy Keane

What does God look like?
No Comment

Who do you love?
What Mank said

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Gillian Anderson

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Pearl Jam - Ten or Jeff Buckley - Grace.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Eternal conciesness and a free roam of the universe.

And your idea of Hell?
Regret

What do you want 200 of?
Right now - Jelly Bellys

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Pass

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
I'm Scottish so I'm not answering that one

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Becoming myself.

And the low point?
Missed oppertunities

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Would you like to bob on my nob?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Last week

What's next?
Get a new job

 

[whipped]

Originally posted by mank!
Where are you and what are you upto?
Sat in work with a really big headache. Really wanting to not go football tonight.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Well, it pays the rent.

When was the last time you were really pissed
Last night. (See headache)

Tell us a joke
When is a fridge not a fridge? When it's a watermellon!

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My girlfriend, to tell her to come to the pub.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Margret Thatcher on a cold day.

Who would you like to punch?
Carol Collins.

What does God look like?
Me. He made me in his own image, didn't he?

Who do you love?
My girlfriend and little piggies.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
I'd love to invent something really simple that is really useful.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Pearl Jam.

What's your idea of Heaven?
A burger King with a couch and all my consoles.

And your idea of Hell?
Being forced to install Windows 95 on a 386 for all eterinty.

What do you want 200 of?
Little Piggies.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Stop smoking.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
My dad.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Nothing comes to mind worringly.

And the low point?
Medication

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Get your coat love, you've pulled.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Two days ago.

What's next?
Back to work and football tonight. In the longer term, waiting for the missus to finish uni and getting a new job.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by mank!
[

Where are you and what are you upto?
At uni, studiously avoiding doing any work.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
No, waste of my time. Should quit and get a job but cba and prolly wouldn't get a (decent) one.

When was the last time you were really pissed
emm, sometime in october at my mates housewarming

Tell us a joke
<this is better with the actions but its in my head so.....>
Jonny's girlfriend had told him that she was 'ready to put out' so he goes to his brother and asks how do you do it.

His brother tells him, pretend you a ten pence on your shoulder and you want to get it off..<moves shoulder up and down>

then pretend you have another ten pence on the other shoulder....<moves the other shoulder up and down>

then pretend you have a 50p on your forehead......<moves head up and down>

finally prentend you have a £1 on your nose...<moves nose to the ceiling and down>

just repeat that his brother says..

so that night jonny tries it...

jonny: 10p, 10p, 50p £1
<faster> 10p 10p 50p £1
< even faster> 10p 10p 50p £1
< even faster> 10p 10p 50p £1
....

jonny: bugger this £1.70, £1.70..etc..

not very funny sorry

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
erm kala(michaela) and ummm....about going to see the ataris and less than jake. and me having no social life.

Who would you least like to see naked?
A lecturer at uni(looks like david bellamy)

Who would you like to punch?
Piers Morgan

What does God look like?
His physical form(jesus) looks like an isreali/palastinian type bearded bloke.

Who do you love?
American Girl called heather. :/

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Write a book before I'm 30

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Rainy night in soho-the pogues.

What's your idea of Heaven?
A comfy chair, my friends and lots of books.

And your idea of Hell?
Other people

What do you want 200 of?
nothing really. If I had to choose prolly money.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Never drink on an empty head or
Don't worry so much (for knowing that worrying is like trying to solve a maths equation by chewing bubble gum).

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Mark Thomasp)

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
umm...how depressing..can't think of one. :/

And the low point?
unrequited love.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Alright love, fancy a shag?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
New Year, was at my friends and they did the cooking so...

What's next?
goto to America for a few weeks then back to england to get a job
[

 

[mank!]

You can change Englishman to British person if you like, that includes Irish people.

Not yanks though

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by mank!


Where are you and what are you upto?
Loafing at home, making a new ghetto muzac cd.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
At college, no. At work, no. Blowing my hard earned cash on shit i don't really need, yes.

When was the last time you were really pissed
To the point of having double vision; about 5 months ago. To point of being paranoid; about 3 months ago. To the point of wanting to strip on stage; last saturday.

Tell us a joke
Guess what?
Egg and snot.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
...


Who would you least like to see naked?
Meh family...or maybe Osama Bin Laden.

Who would you like to punch?
Josh Harris.

What does God look like?
Ana Sofia Henao.

Who do you love?
Andrea Sims.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
It's more of a dream; to cycle around the world.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Lynyrd Skynyrd.

What's your idea of Heaven?
A world without prejudice, hypocrisy, corruption, fops blah blah blah...

And your idea of Hell?
Giving head to Josh Harris. :/

What do you want 200 of?
200 versions of Ana Sofia Henao. All the same. All nekkid and up for it.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Go for it...

...

:/

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Me.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Finishing school.

And the low point?
Not winning the 80m race at little school. :-(

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Let's make this night special.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Yesterday.

What's next?
Join the army as an officer.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by mank!
You can change Englishman to British person if you like, that includes Irish people.

Not yanks though

then I'd prolly go for Spike Milligan

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At work, very bored. So replying to this very long post

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
No, but I get paid for reading these forums so who cares

When was the last time you were really pissed
Christmas, I'm old and now no when to stop - sometimes

Tell us a joke
Two men are as opposite ends of the earth. One is walking a tight rope whilst the other is getting ablow job off an 80 yr old woman. Both get exactly the same thought at the same time...what was it?

Dont look down.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
g/f telling her it was fucking snowing again.

Who would you least like to see naked?
The bird who does You've been framed.

Who would you like to punch?
Michael Jackson

What does God look like?
Glenn Hoddle (see football thread )

Who do you love?
family and freinds

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Winning over 6 million on the lottery

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Musical taste varies far too much to pick any one thing.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Watching Tottenham do the treble, surrounding by naked pron stars who are employed to count my millions and fulfil my every wish

And your idea of Hell?
Highbury

What do you want 200 of?
Business' generating alot of money.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Dont eat yellow snow.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Can't think of anyone !!!

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Seeing my son born.

And the low point?
Still not winnng the lottery

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Your dad must have been a theif, cause he's stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Sunday (2 days ago).

What's next?
Milton Keynes

 

[S-Gray]

'dey hell this isnt a "few" questions!

Originally posted by mank!

Where are you and what are you upto?
Reading Forums and talking in IRC

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Er, no i dont think so

When was the last time you were really pissed
Uh never.... not a fan of Alcohol

Tell us a joke
heh sorry... i dont have any Jokes in my head off hand

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
manda. seeing if she was alright.

Who would you least like to see naked?
The Queen.

Who would you like to punch?
Guys who shot my cat.. but tbh im not violent so..

What does God look like?
Havent a clue, i'll tell you when i die

Who do you love?
People who dont feel the same way about me....

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
See a friend. Not seen in a while.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
er.. Tatu?

What's your idea of Heaven?
Harps, Halos

And your idea of Hell?
Tails, Hot, Horns

What do you want 200 of?
yeah £200,000,000, or 200 dancing girls..

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"Dont give up... you can do it" <- Woman at gym.... seems to be working

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Havent got a clue. Not thought about it.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Dont know... still havent reached that point

And the low point?
Bro dying..

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
The one Leggy has in his Sig. Sorry

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Er... i cleaned a plate today.. does that count?

What's next?
Erm... I dont know what the future holds.. [/B]

 

[[PS]Riddler]

Originally posted by mank!
I'm on a thread starting craze all of a sudden, so bleh.

The latest issue of Q magazine has umpteen interviews with various celebs asking them a bunch of questions, I thought I'd pose them to you in a similar format for you to answer... or not answer. It might be interesting, you never know!

Where are you and what are you upto?
Sitting at work bored off my ass, 1hr 15 mins to go...

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Its buys me clothes and stuff so yes

When was the last time you were really pissed
Errrm, 2 fridays ago

Tell us a joke
Whats has Bin Ladin and a Thong got in common?

They both irritate Bush.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My friend Joanne, yesterday, cant remember what it said,
Who would you least like to see naked?
My family.

Who would you like to punch?
Some kid called Johnny.

What does God look like?
Dunno!

Who do you love?
Joanne and my Family.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
I'd get banned if i said it here...

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
InMe - Mosaic

What's your idea of Heaven?
A life without fear.
And your idea of Hell?
War

What do you want 200 of?
200 Joannes...

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Dont eat yellow snow.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
My dad.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Falling in love for the first time. (same as first post, sorry)

And the low point?
The past 3 days

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
You must be tierd, cause you have been running through my head all day.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Too long ago to remember

What's next?
Go home and hopefully talk to Joanne...

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by mank!
I'm on a thread starting craze all of a sudden, so bleh.

The latest issue of Q magazine has umpteen interviews with various celebs asking them a bunch of questions, I thought I'd pose them to you in a similar format for you to answer... or not answer. It might be interesting, you never know!

Where are you and what are you upto?
At work, just started, 8hrs to go

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Very, Im very important.

When was the last time you were really pissed
News years eve

Tell us a joke
Whats brown and sticky?

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My partner, to tell her I love her.

Who would you least like to see naked?
You.

Who would you like to punch?
Fighting dosnt interest me.

What does God look like?
I have no idea. Probably a bit like zippy from rainbow.

Who do you love?
My family.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Id still like to get my brown wings.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Greenday live at Lolapalooza (sp)

What's your idea of Heaven?
It used to be riding my bike, on 'E' whilst having sex, all at the same time, but now Id settle for my bike.

And your idea of Hell?
Losing my family

What do you want 200 of?
Bacon butties.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Clockwise to tighten.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
My dad.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Birth of my daughters.

And the low point?
Nearly losing my second daughter at birth.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Hi, fancy a drink.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
This morning.

What's next?
2 days off.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Where are you and what are you upto?
In my home office making calls, emails, and generally doing office stuff.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Yup, pays the martgage.

When was the last time you were really pissed
Last summer, very, aversion to spirits atm.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Mrs Yuck, "sex me up babeh"

Who would you least like to see naked?
Any really fat woman.

Who would you like to punch?
Saddam springs to mind.

What does God look like?
Like a book called "Darwins Theory of Evolution"

Who do you love?
Mrs Yuck, my bro.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Twin sisters, you can probably fill in the details yourselves.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Difficult one that, if I can extend to 20 years it would be a full on warm up concert by Genesis to me and 50 others at Malaga stadium, 3 hours of awe.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Not havaing to work.

And your idea of Hell?
Having to work.

What do you want 200 of?
Cigs.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Trust nobody.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Branson.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Meeting and marrying Mrs Yuck.

And the low point?
Gran dieing.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Do you fuck?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Last weekend.

What's next?
Retire as soon as possible.

 

[Wilier]

has anybody actually read anyone elses answers, or did you just press quote?

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Wilier
has anybody actually read anyone elses answers, or did you just press quote?

jeez ,,, busted

 

[leggy]

I have read them all wilier and i enjoyed yours and yuck's the most

 

[S-Gray]

I read about 3/4 of em...

Theres just soooooo many questions!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally posted by Wilier
has anybody actually read anyone elses answers, or did you just press quote?

Yep I've read them all....and you forgot the punchline on your joke

Although I have already heard it

 

[mank!]

I've read them all, cos I'm nice like that!

BTW, someone in Q answered the advice question the same as two people in this thread. I'll find out who it was later

Don't eat yellow snow is the advice I'm talking about. Sound advice, too.

 

[doh_boy]

I've read them all. ...:|

 

[Testin da Cable]

read em all

 

[[PS]Riddler]

Read em all

 

[Wilier]

Its a stick btw.

I read them all, but after i had answered.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by mank!
Who would you least like to see naked?
Anne Widdecombe probably. Or Wij.

wtf ?

Originally posted by mank!
Who is the greatest living Englishman?
James Dean Bradfield, I'd say Richey Edwards but we can't be sure if he's alive or not.

Kinda Welsh for English men ain't they ?

 

[Will]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home recovering fromhaving my appendix removed.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Its worthwhile, but a waste of me.

When was the last time you were really pissed
Err, can't remember when, but it was a free Budweiser party with Groove Armada playing, at Blantyre Castle. Free bar.

Tell us a joke
I'll spare you all and say no.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Can't remember, it was about 3 years ago.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Hmnnn, I've never been too fussy. Depends if I had to do anything with the naked person or not.

Who would you like to punch?
I'm a hippy, I don't punch. Though George W is asking for it.

What does God look like?
There is no face to God.

Who do you love?
If i knew this, life would be a lot easier.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
The one where I have a good job I enjoy doing.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
My first rave has to be up there.

What's your idea of Heaven?
All the time you need to do whatever you want.

And your idea of Hell?
40 hours a week for the next 40 years.

What do you want 200 of?
This is a really tricky question. I don't think I want 200 of anything.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Stop taking acid...I had to tell myself that one.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
As a Scot, I'm exempt from this question.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
What is this obsession with 16 years? I guess falling in love for the first time.

And the low point?
Finding out I'd have to do it again.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Can I take you into the toilet and suck your cock?

I fall for all the easy lines.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
About 2 weeks ago. I've been ill.

What's next?
Play some Serious Sam, then head out for the evening.

 

[pcg79]

Originally posted by mank!
I'm on a thread starting craze all of a sudden, so bleh.

The latest issue of Q magazine has umpteen interviews with various celebs asking them a bunch of questions, I thought I'd pose them to you in a similar format for you to answer... or not answer. It might be interesting, you never know!

Where are you and what are you upto?
Answering this

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Yes.

When was the last time you were really pissed
I... cant remember :/

Tell us a joke
I was on my way to Specsavers the other day - guess who I bumped into?

Everyone!

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Pass.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Mo Mowlam :/

Who would you like to punch?
Many people at college.

What does God look like?
Like me.

Who do you love?
My family.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Learn to fly a plane. And do it as a job.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Outkast - Liberation

What's your idea of Heaven?
Me and infinite amounts of naked ladies ready and waiting to have sex - lots of food and stuff too

And your idea of Hell?
Eternal noogies (cannae spell : those things where someone rubs their knuckles on yer head)

What do you want 200 of?
£200 GAZILLION

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Me

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
What fucking highlights :?

And the low point?
The past year.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Hello. Wanna sex?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Yesterday.

What's next?
More college

 

[(Shovel)]

Where are you and what are you upto?
Researching a piece of Java programming coursework while listening to the James Best Of...

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Being a student it's hard to know what I do do, but I make an effort for peoples lives and happiness.

When was the last time you were really pissed
Erm, Some time before Christmas. We at uni had a flat night out before going our separate ways for the Christmas break.

Tell us a joke
No.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
FatBusinessman. I think it said something like "Good night mate"...

Who would you least like to see naked?
My flat mate Ackey.

Who would you like to punch?
Pete Waterman

What does God look like?
I really don't know. But he wont have a beard or long white robes...

Who do you love?
My girlfriend Jo

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Really quite fancy a pop as a professional musician. (Answering a Q interviewis a good first step then..)

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Radiohead's OK Computer in it's entirity.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Eternal peace.

And your idea of Hell?
Eternal unrest, guilt, exposure to our own weaknesses. Realisation of our mistakes and the negative effects we've had on other people.

What do you want 200 of?
Guitars.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Revise early.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Terry Pratchet

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Being taught to play a musical instrument.

And the low point?
Near hopelessness at the start of my uni course.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
"My mate fancies you"

When was the last time you did the washing up?
About 4 hours ago.

What's next?
Dinner, then a night out. In the longer term, completing my Computation degree at UMIST.

 

[PR.]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home waiting for a phonecall

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
"In the grand scheme of things... no"

When was the last time you were really pissed
Never

Tell us a joke
Can't think of any

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Can't remember

Who would you least like to see naked?
"Anne Widdecombe probably. Or Wij."

Who would you like to punch?
My ex-boss

What does God look like?
Doesn't exist.

Who do you love?
"They know who they are"

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Erm, Play the Piano, go into Space.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Don't know

What's your idea of Heaven?
Somewhere where I can leave in peace and quiet, with a big internet connection and a large garden, where I have control of the weather

And your idea of Hell?
"This world, but without the few things that make it bearable"

What do you want 200 of?
200 Million Wishes, AHA!

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"Do what makes you happy"

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Someone I've probably never met, and never will. Or was I supposed to say someone famous?

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Leaving school

And the low point?
Getting made redundant, on xmas eve

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
The one about "that must have hurt" ... "when you fell from heaven"

When was the last time you did the washing up?
About 15years ago, feel the P0w3r of the dishwasher

What's next?
Getting another job, and then a house

 

[djpringle]

Originally posted by mank!
I'm on a thread starting craze all of a sudden, so bleh.

The latest issue of Q magazine has umpteen interviews with various celebs asking them a bunch of questions, I thought I'd pose them to you in a similar format for you to answer... or not answer. It might be interesting, you never know!

Where are you and what are you upto?
Sat at work in the control room trying to avoid doing the midnight report.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Damn right

When was the last time you were really pissed
Probably the Barrybeer.

Tell us a joke
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.

Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein too forward, Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that wash good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawsh in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand."

Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Lulu, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my bawsh in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand."

Lulu is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?"

Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole my wallet."


Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
My girlfriend Truc and it said Miss you

Who would you least like to see naked?
Cherie Blair.

Who would you like to punch?
No one.

What does God look like?
Doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.

Who do you love?
Truc and my family

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Swim with sharks.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Primal Scream

What's your idea of Heaven?
Beach, palm trees, tin shack, straw hat, card table and a limitless supply of Bacardi.

And your idea of Hell?
Teeside.

What do you want 200 of?
Embassy No 1

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
The drains maybe closed but check the vents as well....

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
My dad.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Finally working abroad.

And the low point?
Being unemployed.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Nice tits.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Last year sometime.

What's next?
Two weeks of night shifts then two weeks of dayshifts.