A day in the life of CS

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Awww Adz man, two new people to add to the list. One's an eight and the other about seven point six.

Matters naught tho., I got so drunk I pretty much passed out when I got home after throwing up twice uke:

Adele is twenty-three man... hmmm... older woman Meeting her again on Tuesday

 

[-adz-]

hawhawhaw pUk3YSh33p

I had soo much coke (not the dodgee shite) couldn't sleep :-(

As for the ladies well......


If only age was never a problem


Adz - could have many young bints at a blink of an eye

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

You slut.

Craddle snatcher. Least mine's OVER twenty.

 

[Krazeh]

what uni do u goto?

 

[-adz-]

The University of Sh33p....

Large campus, many open fields

Good security, we can't get past those damn wooden fences



Or perhaps uni of Kent

Whichever u want to believe

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Teeheehee.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz fancies men.

 

[-adz-]

Harsh d00d harsh


Women may only apply for an Adz love token


Mind u i remember someone sniping the door warden last weds..............

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

He was sexeh...

/me pukes at memory.

 

[-adz-]

Mind u at least u weren't buzzed by camp walkin glass collector


Nobody likes someone checking whether u finished ur drink every minute


I'm laughin at the thought of him strollin down a catwalk

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz take a look at www.raileurope.co.uk

Seems to be the answer to our trip round Europe.

 

[-adz-]

hmmm rail could be good dood.

Can get away with a 2 zone, but mebbe a 3 zone

Oh and a lot cheaper


Soooo going to monaco and gettin a cabriolet in hmmmm


2 zones would be netherlands, france, mebbe belgium and italy

3rd zone either spain/portugal or germany, switzerland etc

Tempted by the 2 zone

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

My word, eighteen...

You've moved up in the world.

 

[-adz-]

and she fine, i definitely have moved up in the world

SluTTySh33p = St4nD4rdSh33p?

Surely not


Anyway gotta get back to the bints.....

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*sigh*

You go for anything :/

 

[-adz-]

I was right.....


She would be fine if she didn't munt sooo much

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Hmmm yes, let me see...

Nice body... shame about the face :/

Like I said, you go for anything.

 

[-adz-]

As long as it doesn't get tooo bad i don't care


Its if "She would be fine, if she was a woman" comes out, then u worry.

But that is never gonna happen.... got more chance of sayin

"she would be fine, if she spent 4000 on plastic surgery"

And hey i don't say it to their face dolly

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I only said that once and to be fair I was so wankered I could have been talking to anyone

 

[-adz-]

D0lly wankered? whatever next?

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

There is so much munt in the Eliot comp. :/

Snipage... about 7 of 'em

Goin out Thursday now with Adele... she says she ill :/

Do I believe her for now or send her abusive txts?

 

[-adz-]

grrr u got the 3rd page


U could believe her now, and then thursday drunkardified

Or... abuse now and nothin.

Now what would be the option i would choose

Sorry wrong type of abuse for me

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I dunno.... thinking about giving her abuse now for a laff

Say someone I know saw her out and about campus when she was supposedly in bed ill

That may be fun

 

[-adz-]

hehe u must be bored

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I am bored man... waiting for lunch with you at 3pm then class from 4-6pm

*sigh*

zzzz.

 

[-adz-]

shoulda come up here d00d!!! u can always watch blubber boy play basketball

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Will prolly come and watch bball. Got to read some shitty poetry too :/

Heh, has Mikey sniped, scored and rejected

I think so.

 

[-adz-]

u gotta love the snipage

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

She loves it.

And she's at least a 5.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz I'm poretty hammered.