A day in the life of CS

[-adz-]

ok, today was fun.........

-Adz- joins the terrorist team

Some bloke that shall be known as x - i've seen you before adz

x) U cheat big time

x) he is gonna clean up


-Adz- gets to 10 -1


x) See i'm right i'm right i'm right

this carries on for the whole map

Degrading? i think so. I've never had it from the start of a map right thru to the end. That is just gay

Suggestion for feature in cs 1.4 servers - mask any message with cheat in. i waste so much time readin this crap about just about anyone who can actually kill someone without 99% luck. Hell i'm on 97% and they think i cheat

Whinge over.

Just leaves one thing, D0llySh33p needs a trim.... and my shearers aren't up to it damn its a hippy sh33p

And yes i am bored.....

Oh and d0lly, monday was shite but u weren't drunk u manslut!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

You calling me a manslut...

You're the manslut...

Our standards are dropping man...

uke:

 

[-adz-]

D00d we are still goin for the top so many percent......

Its just like sainsbury's corn flakes... same thing just worse quality.


Ah well there will always be tuesday.... and wednesday..... and friday..... oh the list goes on.


* adz thinks about changin his name to sLuTTySh33p *

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Hmmm, Monday was shite. Me thinking about Tuesday night... Wednesday... Friday...

We'll have to do Thursday for one night... but I don't think I'll survive the cheese.

 

[-adz-]

not next week dood..... school bint nite which means only one thing........

The classic "Come back to mine come back to mine come back to mine come back to mine come back to mine"

Why don't ex's actually get the message?

Adz admits he is actually scared to go out thurs cos of a woman

wus

Pffft

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I told you she was mental...

pffffft.

*hangs head in shame at the amount of munt I attract*

 

[-adz-]

You m*t*e* f*c*i*n* cheat0r

MUNTBOT

U and ur headshots

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I only "snipe" those who I like

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Ah crap, that means that I like practically every gal at uni.

 

[NaveT]

In CS 1.4 you will be able to 'mute' text from individual players as well. Very useful when people start spamming.


As Valve put it - - Allow muting of other player's text messages.

 

[-adz-]

Cool i can blame my eye strain on playin too much and not reading too much crap

Now just an excuse for my lameness.......

 

[old.Mr Burns]

i blame my eyestrain on masturbation

 

[S-Gray]

I thought it was good for the Eyes?? lol

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I'm not allowed to do that sort of shit. Last time I did it I ended up starting the foot and mouth crisis

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz, I've decided Laura is a hoe

You can have her

 

[-adz-]

thanks for the offer mate, but she told me she only had eyes for sh33p


* Adz thinks yet again of changing name to SluTTySh33p *


U know what they say, big hands.... big velcro gloves

And Damn she has big hands... well for a laaaaady

argggh i'm starting to sound like a sh33p

baa

Now all i have to do is hide in corners and stalk jobbie.

Oh and play 5 hours a nite

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I can't help but notice you taking the piss out of me

Big hands, but what an arse

 

[old.©h®°n°]

Dolly - ur arse is sexeh in my opinion

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Oh. Dear. Meh.

 

[old.©h®°n°]

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz babeh, I love Wednesday nights... aw man that Chinese chick... and what was up with the black gals

 

[-adz-]

D00d such a top nite

ta btw for gettin rid of da fat chick


hawhawhaw u have ur very own mentalist now.... how does it feel hehehe.

Man if our standards were as bad as our snipin standards many, and i mean many women would have been violated.

Still laughin at the easyness of bucky o hare. My god pls don't suck pls!! LOL


So here's to the next one and the weird yet somehow cool followin we get. hmmm some fine ass tonight. Spanish girl would have been good oh yessss

 

[-adz-]

Bad news

Been on msn to u know who and she out for big number 5's birthday next one.

Sigh

nuff sed


one word.....

GUTTED

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I refuse to believe that

*sigh* Claire is mental ain't she

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

It's Friday already Addy boy... try not to pull anyone below 18 you cradle snatcher...

 

[-adz-]

Cannot believe that one of the groupees has a beemer coupe dood. My word we r gettin some legendary status in that place. Shame we leavin :-( well i am


2nite gonna b cool, not SluttySh33p but still gonna have a chat or 2 or many

Gotta get me some new groupees

Mind u watch urself tonight dolly my son..... if she got velcro gloves u r sooo gonna b a manslut!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I'm a bit drunk. Pls don't take the piss.

Anyways, don't pull Molly or Sarah or whomever and I won't pull Claire or Adele.

deal?

 

[Trem]

WTF are you on about Dolls?You plonker

 

[throdgrain]

Gosh I wish I was at school

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

School was quite shite

Uni. much better