A day at the GOA helpdesk.

[old.Tohtori]

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Jeff here.

Customer: The servers are down and there's no info on how long they'll be...

Jeff: Ok, ok. I think what you mean. You want to know when you can play again right?

Customer: Yeah.

Jeff: Just a moment, i'll route you to the server guys.

Customer: Thanks.

-click-

*ring ring*

Jeff: Eeello. Jeff here, your friendly neigh...

Customer 2: Look you son of a b*tch! I want to play now!

Jeff: Calm down mam...

Customer 2: I'm a guy!!

Jeff: That's what i said maN. Now mam...

Customer 2: I'm not a fcking mam!!

Jeff: I said man, you know, calm down man, don't have a cow man...get it?

Customer 2: Well...still! Whyarn't the servers up?!

Jeff: Just a second, i'll patch you to our serverguys mam.

Customer 2: I'm no...

Jeff: -click-

*ring ring*

Customer 3: Waaaaaaaaaaa! Why arn't the servers up! Waaaaaaah!

Jeff: Just a second, i'll direct your call to our serverdudes. They'll know how to handle this.

Customer 3: Waaaaa... -click-

Jeff: Another day, another dolla...umm...euro....doesn't quite fit...


*meanwhile*

Customer 1: Hello? Is the server up?

Customer 2: How the f*ck should i know?! Your the server guy!

Customer 1: No your the server guy, i just got directed here!

Customer 2: F*ck you! I'm gonna come down there and rip you apart if you mess with me! Now fix the...

Customer 3: Waaaa!! Fix the server! Waaaa!

Customer 1: What the he...

End.

 

[Bhalage]

amagad that was funneh

 

[Ponies]

*snip*

Customer: Erhm...ok. I have a problem with a stuck character, i tried the stuck commands, relogging and even reinstalling my client.

GOAHD: Rght. And did you try re-installing the game?

Customer: I just said i did...

GOAHD: I'm quite sure you said client, not game.

Customer: It's the same thing!

GOAHD: Oh most certainly is not, bu it's a technicality you need not worry about.

*/snip*

Hahaha

 

[Jayce]

 

[old.Tohtori]

-Dedication of Jeff-

*A day at GOAHD on WoW release*

GOAHD: ....

GOAHD: ...

-click-

GOAHD: Is the boss in?

GOASecretary: Nope.

GOAHD: Ok, thanks.

GOASecretary: No prob sweets.

-click-

GOAHD: Sigh...

-click-

GOAHD: I'll try wow support...

*The number you are trying to reach is busy*

GOAD: Hmm...

-click-

*two hours later*

GOAHD: Zzzzz...

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Zz..huuuh...

*ring ring*

GOAHD: Wha?! Huh?! Hello?!

Customer: Hey, i have a problem with my client.

GOAHD: Excellent!! What is it?

Customer: Well, when i try to login, it sayes my password is incorrect. I copy pasted it from a notebook so it's spot on right.

GOAHD: Oh sorry, that's probably because someone stole your info by using elaborate hacking procedures and read it from your desktop.

Customer: So...

GOAHD: Please hold, i'll patch you to our subscription team.

Customer: Ok thanks!

GOAHD: Ah...thought i would have to actually work today. Now all i need to do is keep this line to the caller open for say, 10 hours. That should give me enough time for a movie and a few drinks...i wonder if Secrehotty is free...

*hour later*

Customer: I'm still here....hello? Anyone? Someone? Can you hear me? I'll wait....what's that humming sound?

End.

 

[Adari]

quite funny

 

[Lumikki]

Hah, funny

 

[Evasive]

Those were a good laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

Been a while...let's see what Jeff's up to...


*ring ring*

*ring ring*

Jeff: Hhhhhhhavier!

Customer: Umm...right...this the helpdesk?

Jeff: Yup. As it sayes besides the phonenumber. You blind or something?

Customer: No.

Jeff: Deff?

Customer: ....you stupid?! I'm talking arn't i?

Jeff: Yees. But deff people can talk too.

Customer: *sigh* You gonna help me or not?!

Jeff: Ok.

Customer: Good. Now...i have a problem with...

Jeff: Excuse me for a moment, pizza done.

Customer: Wh...fine.

*little later*

Jeff: Thank you come again! Ok then sir, what would you have?

Customer: Err...

Jeff: It's quite simple. You tell me your need and i then work based on it. Right?

Customer: Right.

Jeff: Right. So. What is your pleasure?

Customer: I think there's something wrong with my client.

Jeff: I think you're mistaken....you ARE the client.

Customer: Wh...what?!

Jeff: *sigh* Seems we got a difficulty with civilized communication. Let me speak to you in a simpler way.

Customer: Bu...

Jeff: You customer. Me sales person. You order. Me make. Get it?

Customer: What is this?! I just need help with my client!

Jeff: And i seem to need help with mine. Namely you.

Customer: What kind of a daoc helpdesk is this?!!

Jeff: A very poor one, you see, infact this is Haviers Pizzaheaven.

Customer: ....what?!

Jeff: Best pizza in france, also the best cybersexchat. Only a mere 9.99 euros a minute.

Customer: Whaaar *click*

Jeff: Hello? Hello? No pizza then?

*click*

 

[Kinag]

LOL very nice work Tohtori xD

 

[UndyingAngel]

 

[Haggus]

Gib more !

ROFL irl - I've not laughed like that since i was a little girl! Thanks !!!

Gib more !

 

[old.Tohtori]

*ring ring*

Jeff: Goa helpdesk, Jeff here, how may i help you?

Customer: This is *bleep* from *bleep*

Jeff: Ah, good day sir. So you have a problem for me to solve?

Customer: Yes. I recently installed shrouded isles and was curious on how to reach this new place with my old character.

Jeff: Many do. Where is your character at the moment?

Customer: In Galplen.

Jeff: Ah, a fellow midgardian. You know how to get to nalliten?

Customer: Ofcourse.

Jeff: Just checking. The gateway to shrouded isles is located there. You should see it quite well when you enter.

Customer: Thank you so much.

Jeff: That's what i'm here fo

Bossman: JEFF! STOP SLEEPING AND GET TO WORK!!!

Jeff: Zzz...huhwha!

*ring ring*

Jeff: Weird nightmare...

*ring ring*

Jeff: Make words!

Customer: Huh?


End.

 

[Congax]

Haha, nice one

 

[Daedalus]

*suspects Jeff of being a malkavian*

 

[Arakasi01]

Nice gravedigging, this post is older than Moses

 

[Hansmoleman]

your scary tohorti but funny