A Bunny's Wish

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Tisme, Feb 1, 2004.

  1. Tisme

    Tisme Loyal Freddie

    A Bunny's Wish

    A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.

    The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone.

    The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. 'I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female.'

    The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet.

    The bear thought that strange but continued. 'I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!'

    The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it.

    The bear looked at the bunny and said, 'You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!' Then he asked for his last wish. 'I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!' The genie granted the wish.

    The bunny just grinned and said, 'I wish the bear was gay.'
     
  2. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

  3. Vodkafairy

    Vodkafairy Fledgling Freddie

  4. Teren

    Teren Loyal Freddie

    i don't get it :(
     
  5. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    Hee hee! :D
     
  6. Moo

    Moo Fledgling Freddie

  7. swords

    swords Can't get enough of FH

  8. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    all the bears in this world = includes himself, as he is a bear

    then he is a she, and she is gay, in a world full of female bears, in which case she won.

    stupid bunny imo
     
  9. bult

    bult Loyal Freddie

    k9 is right
     
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  10. pez

    pez Can't get enough of FH

    i don't read the forums for 2 days, come back and the most interesting thread is a tisme Joke :(
     
  11. Loxleyhood

    Loxleyhood Fledgling Freddie

  12. Dax

    Dax Fledgling Freddie

    That joke is absolute dog shit.

    Stop posting jokes.
     
  13. Tisme

    Tisme Loyal Freddie

    Dont like em ? then dont read em.....is simple really :p
     
  14. ST^

    ST^ Part of the furniture

    Tisme if people wanna see jokes they could google better ones than yours within seconds.

    Really, I have no idea how you manage to find such bad jokes. I never knew such things existed.
     
  15. Chosen

    Chosen FH is my second home

    then why spend so much time by reading all her jokes then fool ?
    and everything u say is just negative..... don't read and don't write simple isnt it ?
     
  16. Tisme

    Tisme Loyal Freddie

    Go away u bully :(
     
  17. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    lol you losted !
     
  18. delay

    delay Fledgling Freddie

    If you're from Norway, you should know the worst jokes of them all - the ones in Se & Hør (and for you fellow norwegians: no, I do not read them. I have merely suffered them previously). If you're not norwegian however, be glad. ;)
     
  19. Garnet

    Garnet Fledgling Freddie

  20. ST^

    ST^ Part of the furniture

    It doesn't take long to read a 'joke', .... "fool".
     
  21. Alkoran

    Alkoran One of Freddy's beloved

    The length of time is not being debated here...

    The phrase
    "then why spend so much time by reading all her jokes then fool ?"
    Means why spend as long as you spend reading the said jokes.
    It does not explicitly define the length of time spent as the speaker assumes you already know how long you spent reading the joke.....

    The length of time is of no moment anyway. The question is more with regard to your motivation for repeatedly enduring the reading of jokes you appear to find extremely painful and offensive despite the fact that the title and author of the thread provide you with fair warning.

    Enlighten us.... why do you continue to read them?
     
  22. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    to post replies along the lines of

    "that was shit"

    and so on
     
  23. Alkoran

    Alkoran One of Freddy's beloved

    Wouldn't that be pretty pointless and just make you look like an idiot?
     
  24. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

  25. pez

    pez Can't get enough of FH


    i think you'll find thats not for you to decide
     
  26. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    no one else is suffiently qualified either, i owned the joke.
     
  27. Tisme

    Tisme Loyal Freddie

  28. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    /blink
     
  29. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    ~laughs~

    You're such a fucking 'tard sometimes, K9. :)
     
  30. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    Sometimes? :p
     

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