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Testin da Cable · Jan 10, 2003

how are the eyes now G?

MYstIC G · Jan 11, 2003

Blurry atm, cos I just had to put another set of eye drops in. But apart from that its all good

Testin da Cable · Jan 11, 2003

ah good. I'm still tempted, Had my glasses on yesterday for the first time in ages and they utterly suck :/, and had a contacts evangelist at my elbow in seconds heh.

MYstIC G · Jan 11, 2003

Well I gotta go back in Feb for the "final check" as it were, so i'll let ya know how it goes.

Summo · Jan 11, 2003

OMG!

Scooba Da Bass · Jan 11, 2003

Whoever gets this done next, as the laser is cutting into your eyeball have a radioactive spider bite you, then you'll have the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes!

Wij · Jan 11, 2003

Is that a Viz Top Tip ?

Sawtooth · Jan 11, 2003

Did you have both eyes done at once?

nath · Jan 11, 2003

Can you have one done and one not, so you can wear a monacle and talk all condescending to people?

MYstIC G · Jan 11, 2003

Originally posted by Sawtooth
Did you have both eyes done at once?

Yep

Scooba Da Bass · Jan 11, 2003

Originally posted by Wij
Is that a Viz Top Tip ?

No, well, not as far as I know, but it could be.

dysfunction · Jan 11, 2003

Originally posted by nath
Can you have one done and one not, so you can wear a monacle and talk all condescending to people?

Indeed you can...

:great:

As they charge per eye...

xane · Jan 11, 2003

I think you should all take the colour blindness test

S-Gray · Jan 11, 2003

The words "Piss awf" come to mind :eek:

Summo · Jan 11, 2003

Originally posted by xane
I think you should all take the colour blindness test

YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKER!

I'm taking back that beer I bought you. I HATE THOSE THINGS!

+++ WARNING: SCREAMING WOMAN IN CAMA'S LINK +++

I have to protect people.

mank! · Jan 11, 2003

I was sat thinking "how interesting" and that fucking thing appeared. Ngh!

Summo · Jan 11, 2003

Hngh!

.cage · Jan 11, 2003

SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON YOU BABY I WANT IT BACK

S-Gray · Jan 12, 2003

Originally posted by Summo
YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKER!

I'm taking back that beer I bought you. I HATE THOSE THINGS!

+++ WARNING: SCREAMING WOMAN IN CAMA'S LINK +++

I have to protect people.

Someone sent it to me about 2weeks back, i was, like you totally oblivious

The words "I shat it bigstyle" come to mind hehe

]SK[ · Jan 12, 2003

Gah your asleep when they do this?
I cant bare to think of touching my eye ball with my finger, never mind letting someone zap my eye.
Thinking about it now has made me feel pretty sick.
All the same, wish I could have it done.

Originally posted by xane
I think you should all take the colour blindness test

I was doing the test expecting this to happen.

MYstIC G · Jan 12, 2003

Originally posted by ]SK[
Gah your asleep when they do this?
I cant bare to think of touching my eye ball with my finger, never mind letting someone zap my eye.
Thinking about it now has made me feel pretty sick.
All the same, wish I could have it done.

No, you're awake, if that helps

Actually after the eye drops you can't feel shit & since its only 30 mins for the lot to be done, its worth it dudeh.

]SK[ · Jan 12, 2003

Would if I had the ££££.

MYstIC G · Jan 12, 2003

http://www.bootsopticianslasik.co.uk <- they do a per month payment thing iirc

Gumbo · Jan 12, 2003

Do they paralyse your eye or something, so you don't glance at the attractive assistants ass as she picks up the thing she just dropped, at the same instant the zapper guy does his zapping.

Or are all the assistant birds pig ugly to counter this occurence.

MYstIC G · Jan 12, 2003

Actually no, the assistant was lovely. They stick in eye drops so you can't feel anything, then they essentially suction clamp your eye still. Think of it as somebody sticking a mini dyson vaccum on your eyeball, you can't feel it though.

Summo · Jan 12, 2003

I've been browsing their webbeh and I'll be arranging a consultation in the near future. If this all goes wrong I'm suing you, Rob AND YOUR GODDAMN PARENTS.

MYstIC G · Jan 12, 2003

No, you won't, you'll be walking around with a white stick & dark glasses, or possibly a dog if you're good

Mine was done at the Moorfields Eye Hospital anyway: www.moorfields.org.uk

S-Gray · Jan 12, 2003

Originally posted by MYstIC G
Actually no, the assistant was lovely. They stick in eye drops so you can't feel anything, then they essentially suction clamp your eye still. Think of it as somebody sticking a mini dyson vaccum on your eyeball, you can't feel it though.

heh them words alone put me off if i ever have eye problems in the future

mank! · Jan 12, 2003

So long as they don't hold your eyeballs open ala Alex in Clockwork Orange, I'm not too bothered.

I don't mind wearing glasses (have done since I was 3) anyway

danger · Jan 12, 2003

The space bettweeen my eyes and the vacuuuuuummmm *SUUUUCK* SHIT IT CAME OUT!

eeeek a vacuum... wouldn't put me off if I could does up on valium before hand or something though?

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