15 yr old Nova's

[old.TUG]

Me is only 5'7 (god is an arse) so da birds neeeeeeeeeed to be 5'3 so they is 5'5 with heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels and still look smaller.. plus dey is cuter anyway

mmmmmmm boooobz

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by TUG
Me is only 5'7 (god is an arse)

Whats wrong with being a short-ass?? Im only 5"6 1/2 !!! Its quite good TUG as birds can stare down on u and gain control Its a fucking pain though when ur in a dam crowd as u can't see a bloody thing!! This bird i like is about that with heels on so that s'k.

So what did everyone do last nite? I went to wetherspoons (big, packed pub) and had a good drinking session with the lads. Quite a few nice chics i may also add..nice!!

thx, bi.

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

cheers very much, thankyou very much, bye'sy bye

 

[old.TUG]

me went to see a m8 who's my age but now married with kids.. lives in derby but came to stoke for a birthday party thing with his mum... then me and mah laydeeeeeeeeeez went to one of da local clubs for some bumpin' and grindin' sessions in da upstairs section to some R&B but tha trance was calling me so I went in da bassment section for tha tunnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss, the sexy ladies with their glowstix and raved away for a coupla hrs, then went to me laydeeeeeeez again cuz I needed to touch one up (lol) then I got in abaat 4

Me local wetherspooooooooons is FUCKED!! They poured me a GREEEEEEN SWEATY SOCKS Stella. WTF!!

 

[old.TUG]

And I hate being short cuz girls like tall blokes, and I can never see fookin fights in clubs... and I can't see over the dash on Sierra Cossie Sapphires

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by TUG
Me local wetherspooooooooons is FUCKED!! They poured me a GREEEEEEN SWEATY SOCKS Stella. WTF!!

uckkkkkkk! I never usually buy lager at 'spoons. I usually get a reef (only £1). Sometimes smirnoff's but they r a quid more so reef's are better. Plus me is jobless at the mo

Originally posted by TUG
And I hate being short cuz girls like tall blokes, and I can never see fookin fights in clubs... and I can't see over the dash on Sierra Cossie Sapphires

There was a survey recently saying that 'a recent survey has revealed that men over 6 feet tall are apparantly irresistable to women'

They can shove it up their anus.

It would be nice if we could get a few females posting here so we could see what their opinion is......

 

[old.TUG]

For once I agree.. but all da women, even the 5 foot ones, wud still say '6 foot plus only pls thx'

Stupid moo's!

 

[bodhi]

So I guess Im officially allowed to say Glynn3rs is a shortarse alchopop drinking schemey bastard who has less chance of getting a nice bird than a 5 years old vietnamese boy with scurvy.

Feel free to add to this TUG.

Before you ask, I am a 6 foot 1 Guiness drinker. And yes women find us irresistable

 

[Wij]

I bet u pass some monster black p00 messes every morning

 

[bodhi]

Aye

and every afternoon and evening.

4 Guiness shits a day. Nice.

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Before you ask, I am a 6 foot 1 Guiness drinker. And yes women find us irresistable

lol its funny. A few posts back when i mentioned i was 5"6 1/2, and that men over 6 foot were appartentley irresistable to women, i thought to myself: 'i am just waiting for a cockhead such as bodhi, exor etc to run their mouths that they are over 6 foot and are irresistable to women'.

U aint 'better' than anyone just cos ur 6 foot, nor are u more irresistable to women than we are, so fuck off, u fucking binge boy. Owned.

And as for this..

Originally posted by Bodhi
So I guess Im officially allowed to say Glynn3rs is a shortarse alchopop drinking schemey bastard who has less chance of getting a nice bird than a 5 years old vietnamese boy with scurvy.

Erm? I didn't say i drink reef's all the time, only when i go to 'spoons as the drinks are cheaper? I do drink lager and other stuff as well, so owned again. Erm i have got a good chance of getting a nice bird thx. I would show u a pic of me but i dont want it morphed and edited like slicer's.

 

[bodhi]

I suppose drinking something cos its cheaper os fair enough, but you get what you pay for. And I dont fancy paying 1 pound for something which tastes like Del Monte orange juice.

The debate about who is more irresistable to women could carry on forever, and is nothing more than a penis measuring contest. But feel free to carry it on. Cos you wont win.

By the way what on earth is a "binge boy"? Is that someone who drinks excessively, or is it one of your mis-spellings? Which ever it is Im sure Id be really offended if I cared.

 

[old.frankie]

well, back to cars...

i is getting a BMW

btw, they aint exactly common, well not the one im getting

old stylee 318 or 320, ~130BHp as std, ill get it to 170 bhp withing a few weeks with a few little adjustments (cam and chipped)

wait a while enjoying it, with a decent ice (pioneer deh6100r (dolphins) connected to a nice jenson 300wx1 sub amp powering a nice cheap XS sub, caus subs arnt exactl quality...)

a few small mods to car, such as body colouring bumpers, a nice rear spoiler with a safe LED brake in middle (mint) and m3 wingmirrors

itll look very nice

just add a nice M3 kit.... all done

a one 200BHP 2 litre beemer in mint conidtion that looks like a M3 but better

 

[old.TUG]

1) I am the most irresistable to women
2) As above but women can be replaced with schoolgirls
3) PHEAR MY ACE NOVA 1.2 MERIT with beige interior and no rev counter!!!!!111

now who's owned?

 

[bodhi]

frankie as much as I hate pissing on your fire, your beemer will suck. A normal M3 has 321 bhp. So how on earth can a 200bhp 3 series be better? You MIGHT be able to hang with a 328i, but only if they arent trying.

 

[old.RookieWan]

LOL, with such an amount of body work to the old 318 why ot buy a M3 and save some money

To get back to the topic... Chevy Nova? ( <- me is Dutch dunno UK car names u c )

Any car over 5 years basically sux except a few. So that should cover 15 year old Nova's...

 

[*Exor*]

i is getting a BMW

btw, they aint exactly common, well not the one im getting

old stylee 318 or 320,

If you can't afford a decent BMW, don't bother. I hate it when peole say "yeah I drive a BMW", and you ask "cool, what one?" and they answer something like "A 1988 318, cost me 2 grand from Dodgy Steves Used Cars" "mmm, nice one (sad cunt)".

I can't stand it when sad pikey fuckwits modify them, add subs, and generally do the badge major image damage. BMW'S ARE NOT FOR PIKEY COLLEGE KIDS FRANKIE.

Also, may I ask the point in adding all this "power" (I use the term loosly) when you're just gonna weigh it all down with bad b0y b00ming p0mping bass bins and Oakley/No Fear stickers?

Christ I'd love to meet you in person frankie, it would be hours upon hours of sheer piss taking fun.

 

[*Exor*]

just add a nice M3 kit.... all done

a one 200BHP 2 litre beemer in mint conidtion that looks like a M3 but better

LOL, just read this. FUCKING LOL, how can a frankie modified, old, shit BMW, look better than an M3? LOL

You truly are a fucking retard frankie.

 

[*Exor*]

LOL, with such an amount of body work to the old 318 why ot buy a M3 and save some money

Because he couldn't afford a wheel off of one. Let alone the engine. Besides, I think there's a pike filter used anywhere that sells M3's to stop pikey lamer cunts getting hold of genuine M3's.

 

[bids]

'Ere we go again ;(

(Remember the previous Nova discussions a year or two back ? - Glynnis will have a field day)

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Well its apparent that Glynners has an inferiority complex over being short, unlike TUG who grins and bears it (best way man!).

And no, I'm not short either Glynners - in fact at 6'4 I'm nearly a foot taller than thou, so don't suggest it!

As for the BMW thingy - its known that i'm not a big fan of them in the slightest (Mercs all the way man!). But why spend all this money on a second hand car you are going to mod to death anyway?

Why not get a newer car from a 'cheaper' brand that is probably a better car anyway....or a brand new skoda!

Seriously though, you could get a nice Honda or summit. But I'm guessing by the mods that you are probably about a year younger than I (making you 18) - so why not just get a shite car, grin & bear it and don't mod it at all? Seriously this age cars are only there to attract attention and make up for a lack of popularity at college (thats not a personal insult, just an observation).

Sent

 

[old.RookieWan]

The nice thing about 2000 (or less) pond cars is the fact if one of ur m8s puke the backseat up -> who cares.
If a m8 decides to show his appreciation for your 'taxi service' by walking over your roof -> who cares.

And if there's a dent extra somewhere... you'll prolly have guessed the answer

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Gives the car 'character'

And to be honest If I was getting stressed about my paint job at any age younger than 25 I'd be fucking worried.

You've got the rest of life to worry about that.

Besides Flash cars are there just for when you are older and can't attract the women quite so easily. Have one when you're younger and come across as a cocky, arrogant prick - whether you are or not is besides the point

Sent

 

[old.RookieWan]

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel
And to be honest If I was getting stressed about my paint job at any age younger than 25 I'd be fucking worried.

Yeah absolutely. My first car was a sub 2000 pound afair, didn't add any dents to it though, but even if I had done that -> who cares

 

[*Exor*]

The nice thing about 2000 (or less) pond cars is the fact if one of ur m8s puke the backseat up -> who cares.
If a m8 decides to show his appreciation for your 'taxi service' by walking over your roof -> who cares.

I don't allow drunk people in my car, and if anyone were to try and walk on the roof I would cut their heart out.

Have one when you're younger and come across as a cocky, arrogant prick - whether you are or not is besides the point

Utter toss. I can afford a decent car, so I bought one.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Thats not the point. People in the street will still think "Whippersnapper!" or something more offensive.

Sent

 

[Mr B]

I tend not to judge people by what car they drive...

Unless it's a 10 year old Vauxhall Nova with neon skirting, in which case I am happy to make an exception.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Originally posted by Mr B
I tend not to judge people by what car they drive...

It's true, we really shouldn't - but people still do!

I don't normally, but there is a tendency for that BMW Driver Syndrome to occur

Sent

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Orignially posted by [CS]Sentinel
Well its apparent that Glynners has an inferiority complex over being short, unlike TUG who grins and bears it (best way man!).

lol, pld.

i am actually making out that there is no prob being under 6 feet tall. Im proud of it as a matter of fact. Makes me different to other ppl, especially bodhi.

Oh and good 4 u if you're 6"4, so not only do u hunch staring at the PC, u also hunch when going to sm00ch the ladies.

lolololololol

Bodhi blabbled:
I suppose drinking something cos its cheaper os fair enough, but you get what you pay for. And I dont fancy paying 1 pound for something which tastes like Del Monte orange juice.

Err so bloody what? They each have 5% in them and when ive had about 10 down im steamin'. 10 reefs for £10, so OWNED bodhi. And when u aint got a job like me then thats worth it

Bodhi blabbled:
The debate about who is more irresistable to women could carry on forever, and is nothing more than a penis measuring contest. But feel free to carry it on. Cos you wont win.

lol. what u just wrote can be seen in 2 ways. Do u actually mean that 'if i keep argueing then glynn3rs wont win', or 'my penis is bigger than yours and so u wont win that contest'. If no.2 was correct, then i think it is YOU who will lose (trust me).

Bodhi blabbled:
By the way what on earth is a "binge boy"? Is that someone who drinks excessively, or is it one of your mis-spellings? Which ever it is Im sure Id be really offended if I cared.

BINGE - a drunken spree or revel.

You are a Guiness drinking binge boy (24:7). Owned.

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Cars

AND FUCK OFF WITH THIS FUCKING SHITE ON HOW U ALL THINK U KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CARS