10 years?

[Gumbo]

kenwood multichef

The whole thing would be a bit obstructive, wait one...

 

[Himse]

Jan 31, 2004
I need help.

 

[Gumbo]

 

[Wij]

I like multichefs.

 

[Edmond]

I like Winnie the Pooh

 

[georgie]

Out of curiosity, how does one broach the subject of asking your missus to wedge a food mixer betwixt her tits?

 

[Gumbo]

Out of curiosity, how does one broach the subject of asking your missus to wedge a food mixer betwixt her tits?

I just read her the thread as it developed, I'm suprised that was the only request to be honest!

 

[TdC]

but we didn't request a thing. this has been YOU all along Gumbo, and your dirty kitchen appliance fetish

 

[MYstIC G]

I just read her the thread as it developed, I'm suprised that was the only request to be honest!

Waiting for a list of your kitchen utensils appliances to choose from tbfh

 

[georgie]

Does the Cock of Teeds count?

 

[Gumbo]

Does the Cock of Teeds count?

Sadly we're not in Cloggyland so this will have to do.

 

[Edmond]

Wow, just wow

 

[Scouse]

@Gumbo. What can I say?

I think you just won the internet!

Turn your PC off and take your missus upstairs old bean

 

[TdC]

wow that looks exactly like mine as well. I am agast you so casually reveal me to the world

 

[MYstIC G]

Should say cock off tbh

 

[TdC]

you wound me

 

[DaGaffer]

So, 10 years today and...is that 10,000 posts? I believe it is. Symmetry bitches. Read my OCD and weep.

 

[Edmond]

So, 10 years today and...is that 10,000 posts? I believe it is. Symmetry bitches. Read my OCD and weep.

Have you been holding back your posts until now to make that happen though......

 

[DaGaffer]

I've no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Shagrat]

theres an art to consistently talking bollocks though isnt there

 

[Jupitus]

So, 10 years today and...is that 10,000 posts? I believe it is. Symmetry bitches. Read my OCD and weep.

My OCD makes me want to go and delete some of your posts as spam

 

[Edmond]

Sadly we're not in Cloggyland so this will have to do.

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Can I request a George Foreman grill balanced strategically on her arse?

 

[Jupitus]

Can I request a George Foreman grill balanced strategically on her arse?

I was a bit disappointed that apparently my own trouser sausage is not a household implement, apparently!

 

[Gumbo]

Can I request a George Foreman grill balanced strategically on her arse?

I don't think we have one of them, we're out shopping at the moment. She's gone to look for fluffy socks apparently. I'll ask her when she comes back.

 

[Edmond]

Hang on there a minute...we don't want a pic of you 'wearing' a fluffy sock!!

 

[TdC]

I was a bit disappointed that apparently my own trouser sausage is not a household implement, apparently!

it's not all it's cracked up to be tbh

 

[Jupitus]

it's not all it's cracked up to be tbh

Indeed, I cannot disagree

 

[Urgat]

Mines up on Dec 29th...

10 years i mean, not my cock...

 

[Chilly]

norks. Imagine the next milestone thread?!?

 

[Gumbo]

I'm promising nothing!!