10 most important ppl in a womans life

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Nah, too busy playing FFXI atm. It really is quite good. :p

Besides, why would I want to mod these forums? I'm way above these people! :D
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Duh, to ban them of course! :D I think I might buy FFXI so I can play it as soon as I get back...which won't be till Feb. Poop. :mad:

People have been trying to get me interviews for jobs which would involve me staying in the US for 6-12 months. Eep.

THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!!!
 
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Coim-

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Well, I applied. More as a joke than anything, can't hurt really. And if I am the next mod... ahhhhhhh... the satisfaction I'll get in banning salty! xD
 
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old.Dillinja

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If you become a mod I will take refuge in the FFXI forums and possibly never leave.
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
If you become a mod I will take refuge in the FFXI forums and possibly never leave.
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Really? <writes a serious application this time> :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Make me a mod or I'll take the photos to the cops!

Originally sent to Belsameth two minutes ago

Ho ho! I bet you didn't know that the Dwarf House has spy cameras in every single room, did you? Mwahaha. I have all the photographic evidence I need in order to put you away for a long time...especially after what you did to Coim in the basement. That was just nasty. ~shudders~ I nearly barfed all over my security monitor when I saw what you were doing to him. Ew ew ew!

Anyhoo, I think I would be the ideal person to become a mod. I would be a force for justice and good behaviour. I would be like the Justice League...but with less morals ... and no super powers. If I am made a mod I will whip Excal OT back into shape and enforce the laws of the BW Forums. There will be public hangings and spankings for people who break the laws and I will ban Coim and Ekydus (just for the hell of it). People will think twice before spamming in those forums. I will then take my gestapo tactics and enforce them on the rest of the DAoC forums. I will crush any and all resistance and trouble makers. Muuuuahahaha!! I will utilise the E&E secret police to their full extent and I will turn them into a force to be reckoned with.

On a more serious note, I do have a fair bit of mod experience from one of my previous jobs where I was a community manager for an online game. Most of my time was spent on the forums doing all sorts of moderator like stuff. Nice work if you can get it ... unless you aren't being paid for it ... then it is kinda sucky.

If this fails to impress you ... well, I still have the photos. ;)

Sincerely,

Cap'n Sissyfoo - Lord of the Seven Seas + Debonair Leader of the D0rfs
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The job is mine. You are wasting your time by sending another application. :p
 
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Coim-

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<points to salty, hands Dill his shotgun>

You know you want too.

:D
 
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Coim-

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Re: Make me a mod or I'll take the photos to the cops!

Damnit Sissyfoo. You weren't supposed to write a serious application! :p
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Mwahaha...I wanna have a power trip and ban ... err, someone. :D
 
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Coim-

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If I send Bels an email telling her that you should be mod, will you promise to ban salty and adari? :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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It's strange.. I have a sudden urge to kill Sissyfoo..
 
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old.Dillinja

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Yeah but I only usually get it about you or maybe Conch.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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And I have the constant urge to ban you. Soon...one day I will have the pleasure...you may be all long dead and the human race but a distant memory...but I will still be here...waiting to be made a mod by the super-intelligent cockroaches that will take over after humanity has passed on.
 
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old.Dillinja

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I figure they aren't worth wasting any time on.
 
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old.Dillinja

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I figured I'd get Sissy to kill you because it would be in his interests also.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Fine with me. As long as I don't have to do anything.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I figured I'd get Sissy to kill you because it would be in his interests also.
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Killing people takes too much effort these days. The killing bit is easy...but then you have to clean up the evidence, create an alibi, off any witnesses, bribe a jury (if things go badly) and so forth. I'll settle for banning him when Bels makes me a mod. :)
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Killing people takes too much effort these days. The killing bit is easy...but then you have to clean up the evidence, create an alibi, off any witnesses, bribe a jury (if things go badly) and so forth. I'll settle for banning him when Bels makes me a mod. :)
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We'll see. You can take my BW account... but you can never take... my... ummmmmmm... legacy!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Ooo...okay, I won't ban you. :)

~evil grin~
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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If you do that then she won't be able to make me a mod. :mad:
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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I was only evil in the past! :(

*lifts up his pwetty dwess*
 
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