10 most important ppl in a womans life

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tisme

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10 most important ppl in a womans life

1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush and shoots twice.
 
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Eggy

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From your recent posts, I'm guessing you ain't getting much of anything you describe

:fluffle:
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Typical forum posters - 'Strumpet':
"Strumpet finds sex talk completely irresistible and constantly forwards excruciatingly unfunny and lurid jokes to the discussion forum. She always manages to sprinkle conversations with references to private parts and will never let pass without comment any mention of the words "eat," "enter," "come," "rub," etc. She disregards the women and flirts with all the men, often bragging that she has a husband or boyfriend that expertly satisfies her putatively voracious sexual appetite, but forum members....er, participants...quickly conclude no husband or boyfriend exists. Should any Warrior challenge her directly Strumpet will disparage her attacker's sexual orientation and/or penis size. CAUTION: Strumpet may be a man."
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Eggy
From your recent posts, I'm guessing you ain't getting much of anything you describe

:fluffle:

Lool harsh.
 
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tisme

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quote:
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Originally posted by tisme
You all have a small penis and/or are homosexual
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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
:eek:


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gunner440

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please stop !

at least from now til christmas
 
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Ala

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Nice jokes again hun :clap:

My dad has a couple of very funneh pics of human brains (male/female version) but I can't upload 'em 'cos I'm a n00b :(

Oh Oh I just remembered i have something funneh I wanna post!..........err..........where is that mail.........hmmm.....................
 
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Ekydus

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Originally posted by Ala
Nice jokes again hun :clap:

My dad has a couple of very funneh pics of human brains (male/female version) but I can't upload 'em 'cos I'm a n00b :(

Oh Oh I just remembered i have something funneh I wanna post!..........err..........where is that mail.........hmmm.....................
Old. And I haven't even seen the picture, good that? :p
 
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Sol-

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Originally posted by Eggy
From your recent posts, I'm guessing you ain't getting much of anything you describe

:fluffle:


ahah (hi roddy dear)
 
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Aoami

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Originally posted by Ala
Nice jokes again hun :clap:

My dad has a couple of very funneh pics of human brains (male/female version) but I can't upload 'em 'cos I'm a n00b :(

Oh Oh I just remembered i have something funneh I wanna post!..........err..........where is that mail.........hmmm.....................

Human brains, hilarious. I'm drooling in anticipation.
 
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old.ST200

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Originally posted by Ala
Nice jokes again hun :clap:

My dad has a couple of very funneh pics of human brains (male/female version) but I can't upload 'em 'cos I'm a n00b :(

Oh Oh I just remembered i have something funneh I wanna post!..........err..........where is that mail.........hmmm.....................

Please, if its the stupid one with a load of naked women forming a male brain.... then don't. We have all seen it. Years ago. Just don't, ok?
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by swords
Ich Bin un Spammer

you'll be without postcount...
if you don't have anything to say, don't say it please :)
 
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chosen

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Originally posted by Belsameth
you'll be without postcount...
if you don't have anything to say, don't say it please :)

I can't see the reason why you only ask him to stop spam, read the whole post and look at everyone else :p
 
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swords

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Aww Bels :(
I was merely pointing out using a different lingual medium that in this particular case a certain processed meat product is being produced here :p
 
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tisme

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Originally posted by chosen
I can't see the reason why you only ask him to stop spam, read the whole post and look at everyone else :p

/hug
 
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Ala

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Originally posted by Aoami
Human brains, hilarious. I'm drooling in anticipation.

:p

Originally posted by ST.midgetnazi
Please, if its the stupid one with a load of naked women forming a male brain.... then don't. We have all seen it. Years ago. Just don't, ok?

It's not, ok?

and as I said I can't post it so stfu ;)
 

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