Save time with the Whine-O-Matic!

Since everyone seems to be expending far too much energy in whining and flaming, I thought I'd take some of the pain out of whining on the internet. Here is a quick, handy, one-stop way to complain about just about everything! Just copy/paste the Whine-O-Matic template, select the appropriate item(s) and off you go!



"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"


Hope this helps. Coming soon: the Troll-O-Matic!

You missed out "Eat your children" as a threat

have rep for this 1

:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

this one where fun, copied it and going to use it next time i whine.

"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[X]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[X]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[X]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[X]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[X]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[X]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[X]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[X]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

okay lets try this :

Dear lamers stop killing the game, it's making it impossible for me to add, and if you don't stop I'm going to start a whine thread on FH.

I remember the good old days when Snickers bars were called Marathon, and frankly people like you have just danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you noob

Wow, I've used it for two minutes and I'm already wondering how I coped before!

no Scouts? O_O

Have to de-dust my Sorc it seems.

hilarious Svart.

Repped you for this!

Now please learn to regocnize sorcs as you yell about "those damn sorcs" on vent even if we get wiped by hibs

wow.. how original... this was funny like.. 5 years ago -_-

CuddleBunny! said:

wow.. how original... this was funny like.. 5 years ago -_-

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And some thinks its funny in 2006. Is that ok for you ??

Kathal said:

And some thinks its funny in 2006. Is that ok for you ??

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no.

CuddleBunny! said:

no.

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Aww go on grumpy bum...you know you want so smile. Gooooo on likkel baby give me a smile, give me a smile.


Nice one Svart, many people appreciated it even there is one grumpy wumpy.

Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[X]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[X]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[X]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[X]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[X]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[X]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[X]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[X]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"

Hehe, nice one Svart

I can't find the "Bump-my-whine-everytime-someone-votes-in-my-useless-poll" option in the template though, is that coming in version 2?

Yeah, I think I can spare a precious rep point for this one...

cant give rep
i need to spread it around

old, unoriginal, etc

Crocky said:

old, unoriginal, etc

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I see you're a glass is half empty kind of person :>
It made me smile anyway :>

Oli - Illu

Cock said:

old, unoriginal, etc

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:touch:

nerf you making funny thingies this close together, cant find anywhere to spread reppies in between

Crocky said:

old, unoriginal, etc

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the only person in this thread that deservs rep.

id like to see you do something original cuddlebunny trolling is so...90's..

Nate said:

id like to see you do something original cuddlebunny trolling is so...90's..

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careface4u-_-

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Svartmetall again.

Time to get some new material, CuddleBunny, the word "care" is getting worn out.

Belomar said:

Time to get some new material, CuddleBunny, the word "care" is getting worn out.

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you have any idea how badly i wanna say "care." to you now? xD
i like care! it's a pretty word :>
guess i'l have to think of something new then :<

"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[x]CuddleBunny
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[x]your constant bitching
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[x]enjoy what decent people post
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[x]beg Jupiter to ban you
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[x]you did not post shit in every thread
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[x]made Freddys more unpleasant
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[x]attention whore
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[x]add on every thread you make
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"


Hope this helps. Coming soon: the Troll-O-Matic![/QUOTE]

want some cake, fuckface?