zombie mutant cyborgs!

[Chilly]

High-Speed Robot Hand Demonstrates Dexterity and Skillful Manipulation | Hizook

They're coming. that's some hardcore engineering.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, cut out the zombie bit and you've got arnolds coming out of the woodworks soon enough.

We're srewed anyway

Love how firefox topic is cut at "High-Speed Robot Hand Demons", which would be so cool.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Thats a pretty cool vid.

 

[Zenith.UK]

It's a scutter from Red Dwarf!

You're right though. It's not a huge step away from 5 fingers a la Terminator. I was more impressed with the camera tracking system.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You're right though. It's not a huge step away from 5 fingers a la Terminator.

And you know what the nerdy scientist is going to do when he completes that 5 finger monstrosity? That's right. Put it in a glass dome on display.

Skynets perfect plan to send back james cameron to create the terminator series, so nerds would create terminators, is nearing completion

 

[Nate]

So obviously fake!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

So obviously fake!!

Well...artificial atleast

 

[tris-]

And you know what the nerdy scientist is going to do when he completes that 5 finger monstrosity? That's right. Put it in a glass dome on display.

Skynets perfect plan to send back james cameron to create the terminator series, so nerds would create terminators, is nearing completion

id programme it to wank me off.

 

[MYstIC G]

id programme it to wank me off.

Good thing it can use tweezers then or it'd have no chance.

 

[Scouse]

id programme it to wank me off.

With the tweezers, right?*

Offhand, I can easily think of 5 or 6 obvious military uses - they must be positively spooging over this.

If we go off previous FH postings expect to see a fully-autonomous robot dog with six arms on its back catching bullets and throwing grenades with pinpoint accuracy from a large hopper on its back at multiple brown or towelled targets in a country that's "foreign"


*gah, damn you meg

 

[tris-]

Sadly i dont think it is yet capable of handling nano tweezers for either of your tiny members.

 

[MYstIC G]

gah, damn you meg

*hugs*

PS: tris- based on that pathetic comeback, I've decided to respond equally apathetically and say "or indeed for your mum's tiny member"

PPS: How did she do in that 800m race she was running for South Africa?

PPPS:

 

[tris-]

Nor your dads invisble membr because its so small, not even an electron microscope can detect it.

 

[Chilly]

Offhand, I can easily think of 5 or 6 obvious military uses - they must be positively spooging over this.

Sadly those motions are all almost certainly rigidly pre-programmed in, rather than dynamic coordination. However, having the hardware is a goos step forward.

Imagine the "phantom hand" possibilties.

 

[Zenith.UK]

The dribbling showed dynamic co-ordination. The paddles were moving and changing angles to maintain the bouncing.

 

[Scouse]

Sadly those motions are all almost certainly rigidly pre-programmed in, rather than dynamic coordination

It said in the video that they were dynamically coordinated

 

[Chilly]

orly? awesomesauce!