Zombie Apocalypse Preparation

[Aph3x]

The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, the only thing you have to defend yourself is the object to the left of you , what do you have?

I have a packet of Halls Throat Sweets, which is me fucked.

 

[mooSe_]

A furry magnetic moose that is stuck to the side of my pc

 

[Chosen]

4 items right to the left of me.

1 box of cheerios
1 plate(For the cheerios)
2 empty bottles of tuborg


Can I pick one ? I take one of the bottles, atleast I can smack them in the head!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

A recorder (flute thingy), guitar and a 2m long plotter halfway through revision...

I think I'll do alright with one of those heavy steel 1m50 long paper supports

 

[megadave]

i have a pillow

 

[Ormorof]

i have a post it note

 

[Chosen]

i have a post it note

You can have one of my beers for it!

 

[Shagrat]

a sofa.

i can see myself tiring quite quickly swinging that around

 

[Wonk]

A harmonica.

I'll play it really loud, so that their heads will explode!

 

[Raven]

An empty bottle of Black Sheep Rigwelter, an ashtry and a xmas tree.

 

[Marc]

A calculator

 

[fettoken]

a shoe

 

[Vasconcelos]

My coffee mug...

Im so screwed

 

[Calo]

my tv

i'm safe!

 

[Punishment]

My shitty HP printer that only works when it wants to aaaaaaaaaaand a handful of small change i can throw at them

I have 2 cans of Tyskie to my right and some pretzels but you cant waste good food

 

[Punishment]

my tv

i'm safe!

Haha yea lol like 2 foot father away i have my old 32 inch TV i only use for console games , its a heavy bastard too , im saved !!11

 

[Zenith.UK]

A Caithness glass paperweight.
Similar to this one, but not the same as this one...
http://www.lockportstreetgallery.com/Glass/Caithness/cauldronpastelblue.jpg

 

[Access Denied]

One of my daughters musical toys, possibly annoying enough to make them all run screaming. Also I have a wacking great carving knife on the kitchen side (Direct line of sight so it counts) which may be more effective.

 

[Talyn]

I have a mug, a landline phone, a speaker, router, and empty sweet wrappers. ooh, just noticed, a pile of dvd's by the desk, I could do a Shaun of the Dead with dvd's instead of records!!

 

[Cerb]

My office phone:

 

[kirennia]

To my left? ffs, a window...

 

[CorNokZ]

To my left? ffs, a window...

Jump out!

A pint mug, barvarian style, so I'll be fine I reckon.. Got beers on my right

 

[TdC]

within arms reach? ffs, I'm screwed :/

- half empty Spa Blue waterbottle
- three Java programming readers
- nokia phone charge adapter
- VanDenHul "The Well" RCA interconnect cable

...that's it really :/

 

[Dukat]

Bah, if you'd said the thing to your right then I'd have been able to proudly state I get to have samurai sword to use!

As it is, on the left I've got a spoon

 

[Gwadien]

Trick question for me really - I can either stab them with some tweezers, - pull out the bit what my mouse goes on like a longish plank of wood, a pen, or a roll-on deodrant, smelly bastards.

 

[CorNokZ]

As it is, on the left I've got a spoon

There is no spoon

 

[Jiggs]

I have my boss. I can only hope they eat her first.

 

[Vasconcelos]

I have my boss. I can only hope they eat her first.

she hot?

 

[Jiggs]

she hot?

I don't know, I can't see past the schizophrenic decision making and desire to save the planet by saving up the rubber bands from the post to the woman underneath I'm afraid.

 

[Vasconcelos]

I don't know, I can't see past the schizophrenic decision making and desire to save the planet by saving up the rubber bands from the post to the woman underneath I'm afraid.

Which by your reply I can discard she's an orc....

I bet she's at least fuckable