News First Zombie-proof House

[Roo Stercogburn]

All That Is Interesting - The First Zombie-Proof House

Never mind zombie-proof you could have a great game of paintball there

 

[Legaen]

Yeah it may be zombie proof for a while but they'll soon find out how to work bulldozers!

 

[Vasconcelos]

World War Z is coming. BEWARE!

 

[megadave]

As i said in the other thread, you would need a mass of supplies as well.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not to mention, if the house doesn't have a huge generator, it won't shut one block of those up

Zombielypse = lights out.

What you want is a nuclear silo from the states.

 

[Nate]

They also use bobsleighs, and can create ice infront of them with the ice truck riding zombie so don't think that just because you have peashooting plants you're safe as once the ice is down, the bobsleigh will rule supreme.

 

[Raven]

And dolphin riding ones, they really fuck you up.

 

[DaGaffer]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? (I would like a house with a drawbridge though. Just because).

 

[old.user4556]

Just place treadmills pointing out the way all around your house. Job done.

 

[Nate]

What if one of the zombies once appeared on Gladiators?

 

[TdC]

Zombielypse = lights out.

it's Zompocalypse!

and that house is awesome. in fact, I bet it's green as fook and carbon neutral to boot

ofc it will have it's own power supplies!

 

[old.Tohtori]

it's Zompocalypse!

And it sounds stupid, like a freakin zamboni

 

[TdC]

Zompocalypse!!!!1

 

[Ctuchik]

ofc it will have it's own power supplies!

It would have to else it would blackout the entire city trying to close all that stuff...

It's a great house tho, all it's missing is a few howitzer batteries and MG nests on the roof

 

[ford prefect]

It may keep zombies away, but I daresay there would be double glazing salesmen queueing around the block. I bet you would find a betterware catalogue in the letterbox every week too.