Zerg Wine Of the Day!!1

[K0nah]

*Simply cut and paste each day as a fresh post in this thread and save us all the bandwidth/time*

Omfg why do <INSERT REALM HERE> always zerg!. For godsake get some skillz u lam0rz!!1

 

[Trinilim]

Originally posted by K0nah

Omfg why do Pygmy Goblin Tanglers always zerg!. For godsake get some skillz u lam0rz!!1

I'm too lazy to cut and paste..

 

[Faeldawn]

:bore: :sleeping:

 

[froler-mid]

Omfg why do HIBS always zerg!. For godsake get some skillz u lam0rz!!1

 

[Apathy]

Oh my God! NTL users soon won't be able to read all the zerg threads! Aieeeee!

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[Belomar]

<insert witty repartee on a bottle of wine suitable for a zerg party>

 

[StormriderX]

Originally posted by ApathyEndymion
Oh my God! NTL users soon won't be able to read all the zerg threads! Aieeeee!

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Unless they happen to be on ntl broadband /flex

 

[-Shaz-]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2744581.stm

Bit better, still applies to broadband though

 

[old.Nol]

standard response

never complete without the standard response...

<insert realm> PWNED! again.

 

[Trinilim]

Re: standard response

Originally posted by old.Nol
never complete without the standard response...

<insert realm> PWNED! again.

Save you some time

Albion PWNED! again.

 

[StormriderX]

tbh...

the format should be

OMFG albs zerged us <insert mg> with <insert any number above 4> fg's

Alb1: pwned
Alb2: Someone got owned
Alb3: Someone got pwned
Alb4: 0wned
Alb5: Haha you got 0wned
Alb6: omfg you got pwn3d
ad infinitum with slight variations each time till thread dies out

<speaking from personal experience of my own whine thread and other peoples >

 

[Novamir]

someone got owned (TM)

 

[ilienwyn]

everyone got owned?

 

[optical-]

do you hear hibs moan about mids zerging? no.
do you hear mids moan about hibs zerging? no.
This is because albion is the only realm that constantly zergs, once again tonight you camped the crap out of our milegate and from 11:30 onwards there was an average of 8 mids in emain.
wtg albion.

 

[bracken_woodman]

Originally posted by optical-
do you hear hibs moan about mids zerging? no.
do you hear mids moan about hibs zerging? no.
This is because albion is the only realm that constantly zergs, once again tonight you camped the crap out of our milegate and from 11:30 onwards there was an average of 8 mids in emain.
wtg albion.

And here we have a living, breathing example of Optical's own brand of zerg whine. A fine specimen if ever I saw one.

 

[Faeldawn]

8fg's of albs does not a zerg make, it is merely a gathering of like minded players.

Anything over 10fg's, and now yer talking zerg

 

[scoutguy]

optical do you bitch like a scolded kid everytime you die or what do us all a favour and just STFU you gimp every time i see you your chewing grass anyway take my advice pal and use the delete button

 

[Flimgoblin]

do you hear X moan about Y zerging? no.
do you hear Y moan about X zerging? no.
This is because Z is the only realm that constantly zergs, once again tonight you camped the crap out of MILEGATE_X and from 11:30 onwards there was an average of 8 Xs in emain.
wtg albion.

cut, paste and replace for your own optiwhine!

 

[swords]

Originally posted by ApathyEndymion
Oh my God! NTL users soon won't be able to read all the zerg threads! Aieeeee!

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err wtf u on about???

Something i dont know going on with my isp...stupid uni ntl blah blah dial up blah blah grr