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Aka known as Zarjism has decided, due to peer pressure, to pass his driving test. A few things you need to know (just to be fair)
- He is not small. (well he is just under 20 stone - I think). Fiat 500's are out of the question, actually, most stretched limos would be a tight squeeze for him.
- He lives in London. The City (or thereabouts)
- He used to BMX (he thinks they were known as real bikes, not bicycles, fucking retarded northern cunt)
- Um, he is known as Zarjazz.
- He knows physics, unfortunately, his body has rejected everything he knows. Gravity has been cruel to him.
- He played QuakeWorld - The best game ever. Take the piss out of everything above but not this.