Youthfull Stupidity

[Doh_boy]

Just to get people talking I thought I'd pose this little question.

Is there anything you did when you were a kid that thinking back on you wonder; 1) Why the hell you did it & 2) How the hell you got away with it?

Just to get people started.

Near where I live (I still live at home ) there used to be a kwik-fit. Next to the kwik fit was a container full of rubbish tyres. (ready for scrapping I imagine. One day it was left open and me and my friends decided it would be great fun to roll the tyres down the hill across the road. The road in question is the A6, (or kinda busy a road between stockport and manchester). Looking back now it scares the hell out of me but then it was a laugh and we only stopped when one tyre hit the door of a shop across the road and the owner came out and chased us away.

 

[old.user4556]

I used to randomly hit this lad in my class. I would walk up to him, headbutt him, walk away.

Never got into trouble for it, feel deeply ashamed and embaressed thinking about it, but I was only 6/7 at the time and a little bit warped - no idea why on earth I would do that to someone.

I'm going to hell.

 

[Clown]

I used to hit my head on the wall and then cry and then my dad would shout at me and ask me if I wanted a reason to cry and I said, "N-n-n-no" (I was crying and the stammer got me) and then he said "DESIST"

How do you spell "desist"?

 

[Tom]

2 guys in school conspired to remove the contact between my feet and the floor, while I was leaning against a wall. It was fucking painful.

About a year later, I got my revenge by booting one of them square in the back as he knelt on the football field, nearly breaking his neck. Totally out of the blue, shocked everyone, I got detention, and even though he sort-of deserved it, I still feel bad about it.

BTW Doh, that kind of thing is normal behaviour for Levenshulme, only most people take the tyres while they're still on the cars.

 

[Cyfr]

I urinated in a glass with some girl, then tasted it.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I urinated in a glass with some girl, then tasted it.

Winner, no more posts required.
:worthy:

 

[SilverHood]

I urinated in a glass with some girl, then tasted it.

so that's where you got the juciy fruit thing

 

[tris-]

i commited fraud a few times when i was about 10-11, not goin into it

 

[Clown]

He probably did it last week ://///

 

[tris-]

how do you conclude that 8 yrs = 7 days?

 

[SawTooTH]

I tried to sell my piss as lemonade. Legged it after the first customer. It kinda fizzed but not sure how it tasted.

 

[mank!]

how do you conclude that 8 yrs = 7 days?

I think he was implying that you're only eleven.

 

[Clown]

I think you posted a second before me.
























Fucking eleven year old.

 

[Cdr]

I shot my sister between the eyes with a BB Gun. Was the greatest shot ever.

 

[Sigurd]

Erm... where do I start.... I inserted a laxative into a Mars Bar, taped the wrapper back on carefully and gave it to trick or treaters. I... watched whilst my friend "accidentally" knocked into the kid collecting money for rememberance day and "helped" him pick up the pound coins... to be fair though I persuaded him to give them back later. Most of them. Me and my friend tried to blow up a YMCA hostel but what we thought was petrol turned out to be some non-burning liquid (possibly water) well I could go on, but I haven't yet got a criminal record and want to keep it that way

 

[Xtro]

Mate fancied this girl for about 3 years, I couldnt give a shit about her.

He pissed me off one night so a few days later at a party I got off with the lass in front of him, took her upstairs and shagged her (made sure it was obvious). The next morning I posted the used rubber full of man goodness through his letterbox in an envelope.

I was 15 - nice eh?

 

[Frizz]

There is big line between "mate" and "friend" though, isn't there Xtro?

 

[Uncle Sick]

A 'friend' and I taped a couple of revolver bullets (he had stolen them out of his father's unlocked gun cabinet...) to railroad tracks to have the train set em off.
Of course none of us realized that we were playing with our lifes..

I was about 10 or so, I think.

Oh... and f'cking lol, Cyfr. What's next - a golden shower?

 

[Skyler]

Mugging a kid collecting for rememberance day is a bit of a total pisstake Sigurd... considering he was raising money for a very fucking good cause.. and pretty much out of respect you should have at least remembered what all those millions of average people did for us years ago... you should go and fucking donate 100quid to the fund right now you tool

 

[Cyradix]

The usual kid stuff....

Stealing toys in the store. GI Joe I think it was
Selling tickets to others kids so they could come and spy on my neighbour who was sunbathing naked all the time
Selling fireworks to younger kids...

etc etc...

 

[Wij]

Plenty.

My left arm is covered in cig burn scars I did to myself to see if I could do it.

When I was about 11 our house got wheelie bins. Me and a friend had fun for about half an hour pushing another mate round the back yard in it. Then we left him in the middle of the A19 without telling him.

Some of my schoolmates and I got onto page 3 of the Sun for giving one of our teachers a nervous breakdown. For about a year we spent nearly every night thinking up new ways to annoy him. Like putting his name in a gay contact mag. Getting his car towed away. Advertising a Harley Davidson for £75 in Exchange & Mart and giving his phone number. Etc...

One of my favourite games was chasing my friends with airguns.

Or WD40+cig-lighter flamethrowers. In the house.

Once my brother was chasing me round trying to beat the crap out of me. I escaped the dining room and sneakily ran around the lounge, picking up a sturdy metal ashtray as I ran. I then ran upstairs but stopped abruptly half-way up and whipped out the ashtray which I swiftly brought down with all my weight on my brother's skull. The blood went for miles Straight down the hospital he was.

In my first year at uni a Thai friend was very drunk. So me and some other lads prepared him a special pint of cider. We all dipped our cheesy helmets into it and then ripped off a handful of pubes to make an inch-high head with. Then we made him drink it.

Give me a shout of you want to hear more. My typing gland is tired.

 

[Trem]

I shot my mum. We were on holiday(I was about 5), and my dad decided to take one of his pistols with him(legal then), it was a Magnum if I remember correctly, anyway my mum and me were on a bed and I picked up the loaded gun and shot her right through the leg. It went in one side, came out the other and went into the bedroom wall. Missed her shin bone by about 2mm.

 

[Wij]

I shot my mum. We were on holiday(I was about 5), and my dad decided to take one of his pistols with him(legal then), it was a Magnum if I remember correctly, anyway my mum and me were on a bed and I picked up the loaded gun and shot her right through the leg. It went in one side, came out the other and went into the bedroom wall. Missed her shin bone by about 2mm.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I shagged some ugly girls while sober, does that count?


Did lots of other naughty stuff, but if I tell you I would have to kill you.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Making an unbelievable amount of teachers at school cry/lock themselves in cupboards/quit/go into mental treatment/leave country/shout so hard they lose all energy. Our school was brutal to some of the teachers, and our class was utterly horrendous.

Shooting a teacher with a BB gun, intentionally kicking a football at our really fat food tech teacer's head (if only it weren't so funny I might actually be sorry), and running away from a teacher claiming he's about to arse rape me in public were some of the things I should have been majorly done for, but wasn't.

 

[old.user4556]

Mate fancied this girl for about 3 years, I couldnt give a shit about her.

He pissed me off one night so a few days later at a party I got off with the lass in front of him, took her upstairs and shagged her (made sure it was obvious). The next morning I posted the used rubber full of man goodness through his letterbox in an envelope.

I was 15 - nice eh?

Man that's twisted shit Xtro, but still a good revenge story .

 

[caLLous]

I once borrowed my mum's tractor while she was out and went up around the farm with it. It was early in the morning and the ground was very greasy due to the dew. I was rolling down a slight(ish) hill towards a closed gate. I completely misjudged the braking distance, locked the brakes up out of naive desperation and slid into the gate, which buckled on impact.

The next night (about 3am) I went out, picked up the gate and dragged it over to the opposite corner of the farm (it's well off the track around the farm so nobody goes there very much) and switched it with one that wasn't being used. Dragged the new, unbuckled gate all the way back to the crimescene and put it on the hinges (these are big 15ft metal gates :\) then I went to bed.

A couple of weeks went by until my mum fired one of the guys that worked for her. She thought it was him that broke the gate and although that wasn't the only reason he got fired, it certainly contributed to it quite heavily (he was a liar and, we suspect, a thief).

If you're after raw stupidity, then probably when I cut a live electrical cable with a metal axe 'to see what would happen'. Or when I was testing a smoke alarm by holding a lit candle underneath it and a lump of molten wax dropped and landed on my face about 5mm south of my eye. That was pretty fucking stupid, even for me. :\

 

[Munkey]

I once sabotaged a building site for about 3 months solid, i was rather annoyed at the fact they were cutting down the conker trees. This involved nicking their supply of petrol and messing up the insides of the machines etc. when they'd knocked off.

erm, made a latin teacher, she was really nice as well, breakdown. This was a year after swapping clock times/sabotaging videos she showed us (using those little hand watch remote control things), leaving mobile phones up in the rafters and ringing them, never doing our homework for a year solid etc.

Also very nearly gave our headmaster (who's about 83) a heart-attack by leaving page 3 of the sun open on his desk for a whole year (he's very christian)

I cant think of anything i've done that might've been close to death though....well i did go swimming in the sea whilst on holiday, whilst everyone on the beach was screaming and shouting for me to come back (it was full of portugese man of war jellyfish apparently but i was too young to understand)

I'm a boring sod

(I want more wij stories, he makes me laugh like a fool)

 

[Paradroid]

Some of my schoolmates and I got onto page 3 of the Sun for giving one of our teachers a ... Etc ...

...erm...

*hesitates*

...libraries keep back issues you know.

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[~Yuckfou~]

Found!!

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