your most expensive dump

[Chilly]

so, while I was on the bog earlier I thought "how much is this costing the company?". I did the sum and it came out to a few quid. Fair enough. Then I thought: "what's the most expensive shit I've deployed while on the clock?"

I had to factor in sleep, wanks, books, phones, work avoidance and the rest of it to come to a figure of: £12

Pretty lame cos I dont get paid very much but I'm fairly pleased I've dumped 12 quid of my employers money down the shitter.

 

[DaGaffer]

£40. Easily.

 

[Sparx]

i've went on the loo on a monday after a heavy weekend and woke up face down on the floor an hour and a half later

Good times

EDIT: No-one even noticed i was gone

 

[nath]

I'm self-employed so I guess at my hourly rate I could say my most expensive shit was about 25 quid, but then I guess it doesn't really work that way.

 

[Scouse]

£37.29. I had an app which told me how much I'd earned whilst "dropping the kids off at the pool"

 

[00dave]

I remember going for a long shit once to avoid PT while I was training with the army. I think I was on that throne for about an hour just to be sure. Didn't really cost them anything but a great victory was won thta day.

 

[Kryten]

Without counting time at work (that would be just over £15 at the last place) - it would be 20pence - literally, for those pay-bogs in Skegness.

Well worth it though - 20 pence and you don't have to put up with piss riddled, shit stinking toilets that crack addicts wouldn't even go near, even if they had 20 pence.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Thinly veiled 'how much do you earn?' thread.

 

[TdC]

there is a website, or was one, where you could input your numbers, and it would tell you what your toilet visits cost

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Probably Wij's home page.

 

[Wij]

Nearly. I linked to it years ago. Poopay or workpoop or something.

 

[Sparx]

Work Poop - Headquarters

EDIT: according to that site my company pays 1875.78 a year with todays exchange rate for me to poo

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nearly. I linked to it years ago. Poopay or workpoop or something.

Are you still site admin of ratemypoop?

 

[Wij]

Nah. Chief contributor.

 

[ramathorn]

About eight months ago I had just released one I had been brewing for a few days, real stinker. When I had cleaned myself up I stood up, pulled my trousers up and my wallet fell out of my pocket and into the crapper (pre flush). There was about 70 quid in it, which was definately beyond use and I had a very nastey salvage operation to do.

The same thing also happened to me a year and a bit ago but with my phone, while on a customers site. That was "difficult"

Both very expensive trips to the crapper. (I am extremely clumsy fucker)

 

[00dave]

- it would be 20pence - literally, for those pay-bogs in Skegness.

We used to have free toilets at one time but they're all pay as you go now. I refuse to pay on principal.

But more importantly what were you doing in Skegness, you're not allowed to be that close to me, what about the restraining order?

 

[Kryten]

peh

It's cheap, close by and plenty of sex shops.

 

[Chilly]

About eight months ago I had just released one I had been brewing for a few days, real stinker. When I had cleaned myself up I stood up, pulled my trousers up and my wallet fell out of my pocket and into the crapper (pre flush). There was about 70 quid in it, which was definately beyond use and I had a very nastey salvage operation to do.

The same thing also happened to me a year and a bit ago but with my phone, while on a customers site. That was "difficult"

Both very expensive trips to the crapper. (I am extremely clumsy fucker)

Mate, that's brutal. Unlucky. Your trousers must be wierd or have demented pockets.


So we're at £70 + so far. Anyone lost a wedding ring or similar down the shitter?

 

[GReaper]

Thinly veiled 'how much do you earn?' thread.

Of course, but on FreddysHouse any thread which combines poo with some other subject has to be a winner!

 

[ramathorn]

Mate, that's brutal. Unlucky. Your trousers must be wierd or have demented pockets.


So we're at £70 + so far. Anyone lost a wedding ring or similar down the shitter?

Small pockets plus a tend to put too much in them....I have since purchased a rather dashing man bag so i should be safe

 

[Chilly]

manbaghomo

 

[Tom]

Not my crap, but years back I worked on one of those 'buy a house in a sunny place' programmes for a few weeks. One of the contributors was an unbelievably dizzy cow, the like of which I have seldom seen again.

She had a radio mic on the entire week, and on one of the final filming days she said she was off to the bog. Radio mics transmitters are almost always clipped around the waistband, or in the rear pocket, and are in exactly the correct place to fall off, should the skirt/trousers be dropped for the bog.

Despite my reminding her to unclip her transmitter, 30 seconds later the silly bint dropped it in the bog as she pulled her keks down. Result = £650 transmitter ruined, although I invoiced the company I was working for for a new one, and didn't suffer any financial loss.

 

[ramathorn]

manbaghomo

It is the future! The revolution is here!

 

[Bahumat]

*tries and fails to think up a funny line about my work being shit and...err...*

 

[Ono]

Dumping is for wimps.

 

[Scouse]

I've have since grown breasts and purchased a rather girly handbag so i should be safe

There's no such thing as a man-bag. Only poor confused souls that the creeping feminization of capitalism has had an untoward effect on.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Dumping is for wimps.

Yeah, it's all about the liqui-shit.

 

[Chilly]

I have major surgery every time I full up. It's the easiest way.

 

[old.Tohtori]

6 years back.

Learned later she was bi and up for threesomes.

 

[DaGaffer]

6 years back.

Learned later she was bi and up for threesomes.

And we have a winner!