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old.Kez
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You're such a lame spastic. Please leave.
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xenon2000
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Aww...
Your Momma's so fat she needs planning permission to sit down.
Your Momma's so fat she needs planning permission to sit down.
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Furr
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Originally posted by Kez about FuROf knight
You're such a lame spastic. Please leave.
me gawks at tu
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old.mike15
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Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Sar
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Yo momma's so fat she be omnipresent bitch.
*cough*
No?
:uhoh:
*cough*
No?
:uhoh:
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Summo
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No.
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WPKenny
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Yo momma's so fat when she cuts herself gravy comes out.
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Originally posted by Bodhi
You momma's so fat, even Embattle wouldn't shag her.
heh
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mankatron2001
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erm, a little different...
yo momma's so dumb she thinks 'yo momma' jokes are funny!
yo momma's so dumb she thinks 'yo momma' jokes are funny!
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Furr
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Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a Kotex
Yo mama so fat she makes Hong Kong look like a baby chimp
Yo mama so fat even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
Yo mama so fat she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
Yo mama so fat she showers at a car wash
Yo mama so fat when your father mounts her, his ears pop
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat her picture wieghs 10 pounds!
Yo mama so fat yo' mama's so fat , her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
Yo mama so fat she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
Yo mama so fat if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
Yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips
Yo mama so fat I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "eclipse"!
Yo mama so fat she got her own atmosphere
Yo mama so fat when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!
Yo mama so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat she looks like the michellin man.
Yo mama so fat they woudln't let her to enter a sumo wrestling contest.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat she tripped in Queens and landed in the Bronx.
Yo mama so fat scientists saw her through a telescope and declared her a new universe.
Yo mama so fat before God said let there be light, he said get your fat ass out of the way!
Yo mama so fat if i wanted to screw her i'd have to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot.
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat she had to use a pillow as a tampon!
...she got hit by a bus, turned around and yelled, "Who threw that rock?"
...she makes FreeWilly look like a tic-tac
...she got a glass leg and filled it with kool-aid
...kids thought she was moon bounce!
...she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.(I like this one!)
...she makes bigbird look like a rubber ducky!
...when she went to school she sat next to ever body
...she eats wheat thicks.
...you put 4 qurters in her ear & a bag of Doritos pop out
...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
...she plays pool with the planets
...she uses a VCR as a Beeper
..we are in her right now.
...when she puts on a red jogging suit the kids say hay it's the Koolaid guy!
...she walked in front of the TV and we missed 2 episodes of mash.
...she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
...when she wears a malcom X shirt helicoptors try to land on her.
...she uses king size beds as maxi pads.
...she uses a highway as a slip and slide!
...when she wears a Malcome X T-Shirt Helicoptors try to land on her.
...she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin
...they had to let out the shower curtain
...she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone
...her blood type is Ragu
...after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
...she don't take pictures, she takes posters
...her baby pictures were taken by satellite
...she wipes herself with a mattress
...her picture weighs ten pounds
...that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats
...she could sell shade
...she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
...that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham
...she's on both sides of the family
...she sat on a quarter and George washingtons brains poped out
Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts
Yo mama so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a Kotex
Yo mama so fat she makes Hong Kong look like a baby chimp
Yo mama so fat even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
Yo mama so fat she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
Yo mama so fat she showers at a car wash
Yo mama so fat when your father mounts her, his ears pop
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat her picture wieghs 10 pounds!
Yo mama so fat yo' mama's so fat , her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
Yo mama so fat she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
Yo mama so fat if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
Yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips
Yo mama so fat I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear
Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so fat her clothes have stretch marks
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "eclipse"!
Yo mama so fat she got her own atmosphere
Yo mama so fat when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!
Yo mama so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat she looks like the michellin man.
Yo mama so fat they woudln't let her to enter a sumo wrestling contest.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat she tripped in Queens and landed in the Bronx.
Yo mama so fat scientists saw her through a telescope and declared her a new universe.
Yo mama so fat before God said let there be light, he said get your fat ass out of the way!
Yo mama so fat if i wanted to screw her i'd have to roll her in flour and look for a wet spot.
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat she had to use a pillow as a tampon!
...she got hit by a bus, turned around and yelled, "Who threw that rock?"
...she makes FreeWilly look like a tic-tac
...she got a glass leg and filled it with kool-aid
...kids thought she was moon bounce!
...she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.(I like this one!)
...she makes bigbird look like a rubber ducky!
...when she went to school she sat next to ever body
...she eats wheat thicks.
...you put 4 qurters in her ear & a bag of Doritos pop out
...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
...she plays pool with the planets
...she uses a VCR as a Beeper
..we are in her right now.
...when she puts on a red jogging suit the kids say hay it's the Koolaid guy!
...she walked in front of the TV and we missed 2 episodes of mash.
...she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
...when she wears a malcom X shirt helicoptors try to land on her.
...she uses king size beds as maxi pads.
...she uses a highway as a slip and slide!
...when she wears a Malcome X T-Shirt Helicoptors try to land on her.
...she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin
...they had to let out the shower curtain
...she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone
...her blood type is Ragu
...after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
...she don't take pictures, she takes posters
...her baby pictures were taken by satellite
...she wipes herself with a mattress
...her picture weighs ten pounds
...that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon, they're flats
...she could sell shade
...she bumps into people even when she's sitting down
...that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham
...she's on both sides of the family
...she sat on a quarter and George washingtons brains poped out
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