Your Momma's So Fat...

[abcdzx]

I think a collection of your momma's so fat jokes would be appriopriate (that can't be spelt correctly). so here's my favourite...

Your momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu..

Abcdzx

 

[[GA]Kryten]

Your momma's so fat, that when she looked out the windows she got arrested for mooning!

 

[HangTime]

yo momma so fat my back was touching the ceiling!

 

[Morrisey. C. Monkey]

Yo momma's so fat, her high school photograph was an aerial photograph.

Note: The Last Boy Scout is a fine, comedy film.

I'm off to kick a rabbit in the knackers for my tea.


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SKATE OR DIE

 

[[GA]KillMachine]

Yo mommas so fat I had to roll over twice before I was off the bitch

Is this webboard turning into comedy central?

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[GA]KillMachine
extreme@barrysworld.com

 

[DApea!]

Yo momas so fat, you have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side.

Yo momas so fat, her breakfast bowl came with a 'free' life guard.

(old'y) Yo momas so fat, the equator is her belt.

 

[Mr B]

I dunno......something about a small moon being in orbit around her or something....

I'll get me coat.

 

[TedTheDog]

Wahey! Yo Momma jokes. Now, I just happen to have 1826 of them here.
I'll save yer arses and restrict it to the "So fat" jokes :>

=-> SO FAT,
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

 

[asandir]

Awww, kinda spoiled it now Ted

 

[Fra]

hehe...got one u missed
Yo Momma's so fat when she turns around we throw a "Welcome Back Party"
And yes i think thats them all from Mark&Lard

Fra

 

[[DCC]Chipmunk]

One more I think

Your momma's so fat that when she ran away from home they had to put her face across 3 sides of the milk carton....

Cheers
[DCC]Chipmunk

 

[TedTheDog]

I must resist the urge to spam like that again.
Soz.

I consider myself beaten lightly.

 

[abcdzx]

lots of funny ones there, that thread wuz cool. thanx ted for about a billion and other people who contributed to keep me amused.

ta
abcdzx

 

[Furr]

Giggle*

 

[old.Jas]

Yo momma is like a bowling ball - she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, but she still comes back for more

 

[Summo]

Are we reviewing threads of the last millenium?

*sigh*

 

[Damini]

Why so many guests? Did a tour bus turn up, and no-one tell me? Hell, we should be out there flogging Barrysworld snow globes and t-shirts!

 

[Wij]

Nice siggie

 

[Furr]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Are we reviewing threads of the last millenium?

*sigh*

oh yea, these posts are sooo 20th century

 

[Summo]

I'm guessing they're all marked as guests as this thread was originally on the old pre-vBulletin message boards.

I doubt HRH TedTheDog has ever been a 'guest'

And yes, my sig ro><0rs. Fear it, and me.

 

[Trem]

yo mommas so fat she broke her wrists getting out the bath!

 

[old.katerina]

Ted you dont get out much do you

 

[Summo]

Probably not these days, no.

 

[old.katerina]

Lol one man thread wrecking machine

 

[bodhi]

Yo momma so fat she has her own postcode.

 

[old.Y-it-Earp]

Yo mommas so fat, she dries her pants on the driveway

yo mommas so fat, she jumped in the pool and everyone bounced out!

hmmmm

 

[Damini]

Your mother's so fat she shops at Evans.

I'll, erm, I'll go now.

 

[Summo]

Ksch. Who let the girl in?

 

[bodhi]

You momma's so fat, even Embattle wouldn't shag her.

 

[Munkey-]

nobody is too fat for embattle, or you bodhi