Your mom jokes

[FallycSymbol]

Ok, I'm bored, so post your best "your mom" jokes:

Fat guy: You know why I'm so fat?
Target: Why?
Fat guy: Because every time I fuck your mother, she gives me a cookie.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat....... People yell out taxi!

 

[enkor]

your mom is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow.

 

[Bonelamencer]

I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out !

 

[Bonelamencer]

Your mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her !

 

[Himse]

Your mom is so stupid she shoved a phone up her ass expecting a Booty Call :<

 

[Minimac]

got loads

your mummas so fat when i saidits chilli outside she ran out with a spoon yelling where

Your mummas so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

ur mummas so poor she does drive bys on the bus

ur mummas so fat when she stands on the scales her mobile phone number comes up

 

[Bahumat]

your momma's so dumb she got locked in Sainsbury's and still starved to death

 

[Ame]

Your mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.

 

[Bonelamencer]

My mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.

lol ! Is it true ?!

 

[Ame]

My mommas so fat, everytime she jumps in the sea she causes global flooding.

lol ! Is it true ?!

The editing is so obvious, since its nothing like what I said in my post

 

[Gotrag]

Your mom is so fat she went out in high-heals and ended up in flip flops

 

[Ame]

Your mommas so fat she was mistaken for a russian satelite.

 

[Ame]

Your mommas so fat that her farts have contributed to 99.9% of all global warming.

 

[Overdriven]

Your mommas so fat she was mistaken for a russian satelite.

LoL xD

 

[Ame]

I made those 3 up as well tbh -.-

 

[Huntingtons]

i had one about your mom ame, but i found out it wasnt funny coz its true :/

 

[Overdriven]

i had one about your mom ame, but i found out it wasnt funny coz its true :/

Go back to Excal! PL me tbh =\ I need some level 40 or so alt down there ;p

 

[Huntingtons]

Go back to Excal! PL me tbh =\ I need some level 40 or so alt down there ;p

you're so op you can pl yourself

 

[Overdriven]

you're so op you can pl yourself

Lies

 

[FallycSymbol]

Don't hijack the thread!

 

[Xyslo]

Your mom is like a TV black knobs turn her on.

Your mum is like a light switch even 5 year olds can turn her on.

 

[Bonelamencer]

I made those 3 up as well tbh -.-

Mom ? Where is my dad Wirey ?!

 

[Ame]

Yeh, where is Wirey

 

[Fuddle]

he left. he was nearly as stoopid as proop

 

[Korgan]

Your Mama's so fat...

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy!

 

[Korgan]

A couple of Chav jokes:

What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.


What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.


What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

Your moma is so black, when she went to nightschool, they marked her absent.

Your moma is so fat, she uses dovey covers as socks.

 

[Korgan]

Your moma is so black, when she went to nightschool, they marked her absent.

Your moma is so fat, she uses dovey covers as socks.

A Chav walks into Mr Q's and the nuts on the bar shout "Hey man, like the tats", whilst the jukebox notes "No, they are shit, now fuck off".

The bemused Chav looks at the barman. "The nuts are complimentary, but that jukebox is simply out of order".

 

[confused]

Your Mumma is so stupid she got run over by a parked car