Your flu remedies?

[old.Tohtori]

I've got a bit of an "intching" for a cold, fever, whatnot, can feel the troops inbound in my system, so i resort to my old cure:

Blackcurrant extract+anis booze(50/50 in a longshot glass) and 0.5-1kg of ribs. Water and rest ofcourse are a happy add-on.

What's yours?

 

[Belgerath]

Sweat it out with sex with my wife.

It doesn't get rid of the symptons but I do feel alot better for it

 

[fettoken]

Whiskey... lots of vegetables, fruit and food. But mostly whiskey!! And definately not any MMO´s that give me grief.

 

[Uara]

Sweat it out with sex with my wife.

It doesn't get rid of the symptons but I do feel alot better for it

You offering up your wife to Toht to help cure his flu, does she know she's being traded

 

[Belgerath]

Admitingly that didn't come across well did it lol ......................



Edit: I think thats what called being self owned

 

[Vasconcelos]

Not remedies for the flu itself but for some of the symptoms,

for a sore throat:

- a tablespoonful of a mix of honey+drops of lemon does the trick for me

for the snotty nose:

- sniffing a mix of water+bicarbonate+salt. Its disgusting as hell but works wonders....

and for the chest congestion:

- inhaling the vapours from a pot with boiled eucalyptus leafs

 

[crispy]

Might sound odd, but hot bullion water with added fresh chili - makes you breathe easily

And painkillers.

 

[pikeh]

I just sit it out. I like feeling ill, with not so serious stuff like that.
I can't explain why.

 

[russell]

I just sit it out. I like feeling ill, with not so serious stuff like that.
I can't explain why.

Because you are a freak?

 

[Zede]

buttercup syrup - drink 1/4 the bottle & fall asleep, simple !

repeat for 4 days, flu gone

 

[russell]

like it.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

One multivitamin pill, strong.
One Vitamin C Pill, Strong.
preferably those sizzling solving things.
Drink with half a glass of water

Walk through the park, or somewhere with fresh air..

and bob's your uncle

 

[Thadius]

An oxo cube(beef!) with craploads of pepper

Drink it down, have a fap while it kicks in, then do whatever you please(fapping again is optional!)

 

[Amanita]

Paramol and sleep.

Every virus I get turns into a chest infection so I sleep for a week.

 

[Sharma]

I just don't get cold or flu because i'm that awesome.

Yes believe it or not, i've yet to catch cold or flu in my 21 years.

 

[Congax]

I just don't get cold or flu because i'm that awesome.

Yes believe it or not, i've yet to catch cold or flu in my 21 years.

That's very hard to believe

 

[Hawkwind]

Chicken Faal (bloody hot curry) followed by 'hot toddy'.

Hot Toddy is slice of lemon with cloves stuck in it. Drop that into a large tumbler glass. Cover with a good measure of whiskey. Add hot water and a teaspoon of honey.

Nice drink and somehow works for me. Probably because it starts a good sweat.

 

[Thorwyn]

Contac Forte
Not sure if you can get in under that name in .fi but it´s definitely the best medication to cure a flu. Drink one unit, go to sleep, drink another one and you should be fine. Note: it *has* to be Forte. There´s also the normal one, but according to my doc, that´s just a paracetamol dissolved in a cup of tea.

 

[Levin]

Stay warm, drink much, sleep lots.

 

[Sharma]

Chicken Faal (bloody hot curry)

I just like eating them anyway tbh. They're teh yum.

 

[Ezteq]

hawkwind's gt it bang on there, a really nice hot curry with garlic, ginger and chilli.

i shit you not it really works!

 

[Chronictank]

1x Actifed before i go bed

if i have a bad throat too i put fresh lemon+honey into hot water

 

[adoNix]

Wait it out.

 

[Zede]

hawkwind's gt it bang on there, a really nice hot curry with garlic, ginger and chilli.

i shit you not it really works!

flu will be the least of your worries

have a guinness or two as well, could use your poo as a WOMD

 

[Gorbachioo]

If you happen to own a sauna then thats the best thing there is.


Otherwise, hot coco.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing helped. This was a big one, took me out like a torch underwater for hours, kept me mostly in bed for three days now.

I feel like someone poured tarjello inside me and then sucked it out with a straw through my nose and eyes.

 

[Lamp]

WTF is a Horizontal Postbit ? Is that like having sex with a small postal worker ?

 

[Bahumat]

Pint of semen cures any ailment

 

[Congax]

Pint of semen cures any ailment

It cures my thirst.

 

[Billargh]

It cures my thirst.

It gave me AIDS.