your favriot drunken episode

[gohan]

lets be honest real life is far more entertaining anyway

 

[Ormorof]

whats with all the "your favorite" threads at the moment? slow day?

 

[Thadius]

and people moan when I post polls

 

[Olgaline]

honestly gohan,
if your gonna start such a thread, the least that could be expected would be
that the thread starter donates the first contribution, it helps to build credibility.

 

[Thadius]

Using the same phrase, just with varience on the subject helps too.

 

[Lamp]

old

 

[old.Tohtori]

The one where i was drunk and stuff happened.

 

[Lamp]

ok...probably falling asleep in a revolving door

 

[Olgaline]

I woke up in the wrong town :/

 

[Vasconcelos]

After a saturday nite out, I sat on the edge of the bathtube while brushing my teeth as I usually do on weekdays, and felt asleep, with the obvious consequence of my body losing balance and falling inside the bathtube, hitting my forehead with the faucet.
A 5 stitch scar reminds me every weekend to brush my teeth BEFORE going out for a drink

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do you sit with your feet inside the tub?

Because otherwise i can't see the scenario "Fell in, hit forehead" happening

 

[Olgaline]

when you sit on the edge often you'll be sitting sideways,
or well at least for me the mental picute fits,

I have however never felt a sleep, wonder if it tickles

 

[old.Tohtori]

when you sit on the edge often you'll be sitting sideways,
or well at least for me the mental picute fits,

I have however never felt a sleep, wonder if it tickles

If someone says to me "i was sitting at the edge of the bathtub", i imagine that if they fall back, they fall in the tub and if they fall forward, they fall outside the tub and on the bathroom floor

Unless he was straddling the tub edge :lol:

 

[Wij]

I got so drunk I wandered off and ended up in Chapeltown in Leeds, thinking I was in Sheffield, and started knocking on doors at 3 in the morning. Eventually the coppers picked me up and invasivley searched my bum for drugs

 

[Vasconcelos]

Do you sit with your feet inside the tub?

Because otherwise i can't see the scenario "Fell in, hit forehead" happening

Dont ask.
My body twisted in middle of the fall or maybe I was so drunk that i decided to have a nice feet bath in the nite, or I was just sit sideways (that would explain why my scar is in the left side of my forehead)... Anyways, the result was me being waken up by my roomie (ah sweet Sophie) and taken to the nearest hospital to get my forehead stitched Tho i wonder how she managed to take me out of the bathtube just by herself, she was tiny and skinny

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Don't ask" is my favorite line as it implies just what you explained, "F*ck if i know!"

 

[Olgaline]

so it would seem, we've landed at:
Pics or it didnt happen ?

 

[soze]

Waking up next to my current girlfriend and finding out at lunch that she was blagging it too and had no idea who I was either. Rebuilding the events of the night before after that was also alot of fun.

 

[Ezteq]

christ lol i dont know, ive been drunk an aweful lot tbh and there were quite a few 'comedy gold' moments, think the best one was where i got booted out of a club and the bouncer tried to half nelson me I evaded (using the wierd grace that only drunks can achieve) vaulted down a flight of steps and did a theatrical bow to the ranks of cabbies waiting below who gave a round of applause, that was pretty cool...


my knees reaaaally hurt the next day though lol

 

[CorNokZ]

My favourite drunken episode was when I got 12 infractions in one day!

Sorry for the overtime work Teeds <3

 

[Huntingtons]

man, you live the student life to its fullest cornfdskzz

 

[tris-]

a fair few years ago now i had much lower standards and pulled a bird locally known as "princess shrek".

ended up at her house. i got in to bed naked and ready to roll. she managed to get her knickers off and sat on the edge of the bed. all of a sudden she vomitted on to the carpet. i ignored that and continued to prep my self. then just as suddenly, she started crying and blubbering something about how all her friends hated her for some reason (wasnt listening tbh). i ignored that too, untill i could smell the vomit. while she continued to cry and her mam shouting "whats going on" from next door, i whipped my trousers up and left. left my underpants behind though and was walking around the streets with a 'tent on'.