Your balls could fall off, if..

[Fast]

You smoke Cannabis. As with a lot of these medical reports the key word is "may" but a 70% risk increase should make all the toker's sacks tighten

Cannabis 'may be linked to cancer' - Yahoo! News UK

 

[dysfunction]

Everything is linked to cancer...

 

[Scouse]

Everything is linked to cancer...

Really? A healthy diet and exercise? Fresh fruit? Not being a lardy fat layabout?

Well, I guess the link is inversely proportional, so you must be right

 

[Nate]

Having avatars from the Invincibles will increase your chance of getting swaffled by Teedles.

 

[kirennia]

Really? A healthy diet and exercise? Fresh fruit? Not being a lardy fat layabout?

Well, I guess the link is inversely proportional, so you must be right

Everything in moderation...

Eating too many apples is indeed bad for you, same with oranges, pineapple, etc etc. Vegetables don't fair any better, it's just all about balance.

Not sure about the exercise front though

 

[Maljonic]

Too much exercise causes cancer, or at least it makes things drop off.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

This counters research that claims cannabis can actually severely disrupt cancer cells and slow their growth.

TBH, any "cancer" causing research gets firmly ignored by me as it's mostly tosh. All these chances of %age increase means nothing unless they actually tell you the original %age. 70% more than 0.05% isn't exactly going to bring down swathes of tokers with ball-problems (% used there is purely an arbitrary figure for sake of example).

 

[Chilly]

400 people != statistically significant. end of.

 

[DaGaffer]

400 people != statistically significant. end of.

That depends on your acceptable error rate. 400 is about 95% significant. Is that enough? Especially as if you read the article there's bias in the sample (if you get past 30 and your nuts DON'T fall off, the chances of it happening fall dramatically).

 

[sayward]

Let's face it if you smoke enough for that to happen you'd be too high to notice!!!!!

 

[dysfunction]

Having avatars from the Invincibles will increase your chance of getting swaffled by Teedles.

Dont you mean the Incredibles?

 

[TdC]

I don't mind either. My swafflestick is ready for you

 

[Fast]

I don't mind either. My swafflestick is ready for you

HaHa I can't wait <help!>

 

[Nate]

Dont you mean the Incredibles?

....no!

...yes

 

[Bodhi]

Really? A healthy diet and exercise? Fresh fruit? Not being a lardy fat layabout?

Hate to knock you off your perch, but if you live a healthy life and avoid everything bad, you'll get cancer. Not until you're 80-odd, but you'll have been pissing into a bag for years before that.

 

[Raven]

Crossing the road causes death by getting run over, its a fact!

 

[Ctuchik]

Really? A healthy diet and exercise? Fresh fruit? Not being a lardy fat layabout?

Well, I guess the link is inversely proportional, so you must be right

Lance Armstrong had cancer. and you cant live much more healthily then that nutter.

so right off the bat you're proven wrong

 

[dysfunction]

See even bikes give you cancer....fact!

 

[Scouse]

Lance Armstrong had cancer. and you cant live much more healthily then that nutter.

so right off the bat you're proven wrong

Lance Armstrong abused steroids whilst it being a high-risk strategy to do so. Who knows what else eh?