You won't beleive what I was up to when I was alive..

[Johnny Bravo]

Don't Flame me, it was Lesters idea in the Jacko thread

But it got me thinking, and after after watching Graham Norton last night I give you.....

Rod Stewart and Elton John....Watch this space




*Note* For those who didn't read it, we are talking about people who appear to be freinds/coleagues etc, but when they die the real truth will come out.

 

[Lester]

Or really anyone who seems fairly normal but when they die (or sooner)we find out they were either , serial murderers, occultists etc. (Barrymore, Glitter, you get the idea)

(for legal reasons any of the people listed below are probably perfectly "normal" ok?)


We've already got Michael Jackson and Uri Gellar

So......

Pete Waterman?

 

[GDW]

Scooba and Bodhi??

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh err run away! :uhoh:

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
Scooba and Bodhi??

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, you are the ones who are the ball lickers, we're gonna fuck your mothers whilst you watch like little whiney bitchs. When we come to the Barrybeer we're gonna find the fucks who are writing this shit, and then we're going to make them eat our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of the shit we made them eat.

 

[Testin da Cable]

J&SB

 

[granny]

I don't understand this thread.

I thought I'd share that with you all.

Thankyou.

 

[Clowneh!]

scoob should write a book

 

[GDW]

Damm it Scooba I knew there was more to you than met the eye

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
J&SB

Oh how I love them

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
Damm it Scooba I knew there was more to you than met the eye

I admit it, I'm hermaphroditic

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


I admit it, I'm hermaphroditic

I always knew you had a penis somewhere

I had faith.

 

[Testin da Cable]

her·maph·ro·dite

(2) Something that is a combination of disparate or contradictory elements.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by legendario


I always knew you had a penis somewhere

I had faith.

I have 13, I keep my favourite in my gym locker with a ribbon tied around it

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
her·maph·ro·dite

(2) Something that is a combination of disparate or contradictory elements.

Generally speaking they have an enlarged clitoris, as opposed to a penis (although in some cases remnants of testicles are found). Until recently if a babies clitoris was over 6mm then it was surgically "reconfigured". Nowadays "most" doctors are reticent to perform this kind of surgery unless the parents insist on it. Personally I would let the hermy make up their own mind when they are old enough. There's been quite a lot about the subject recently on the tele. Interviews with hermys have revealed that their lives have been destroyed by the surgery.

Personally I find a woman with an extremely large clitoris a huge turn on. Conversely Transexuals that still have their penis make me feel ill, as do full post op trannies.



This has been a broadcast by the Yuck Information Office. Any resemblance to those living or dead is purely coincidental. (except Wij).

 

[Testin da Cable]

thank you Mr. Yuck....next speaker please!

 

[bodhi]

Give me one more chance and you'll be satisfied.

Give me two more chances, you won't be denied.

Cos my heart is where its always been, my head is somewhere in between.

Give me one more chance, let me be your lover tonight.


You're the real thing. You're the real thing.

Even better than the real thing.

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~

Personally I find a woman with an extremely large clitoris a huge turn on.

I shagged a bird in Thailand once who had a 6 inch clitorus. It was strange though because she would only take it up the arse.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by legendario


I shagged a bird in Thailand once who had a 6 inch clitorus. It was strange though because she would only take it up the arse.

uke:

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by legendario
I shagged a bird in Thailand once who had a 6 inch clitorus. It was strange though because she would only take it up the arse.

Contender for The Funniest Thing on the Interweb Award.

Yuck gets bonus points for intoducing a new term, "the hermy."

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by legendario


I shagged a bird in Thailand once who had a 6 inch clitorus. It was strange though because she would only take it up the arse.

Just out of interest, did she happen to have an adam's apple? or a beard? I'm not trying to suggest anything, i was just wondering.

 

[Summo]

Joke... ruined.

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Summo
Yuck gets bonus points for intoducing a new term, "the hermy."

But he didn't. its long been a term elsewhere, certainly within horticulture, where both-sex plants occur.

 

[Summo]

Yuck is so clever and funny... he makes things up which are funny...

What have YOU done, Kez?

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by Summo
Joke... ruined.

Apologies Summo. Shall I edit my post so the jokes not ruined for anyone that hasn't seen it yet?

 

[Summo]

Naah... forget it. It's too late. I don't care anymore. I just don't care.

 

[xenon2000]

/me pets Summo

there there

 

[Summo]

Get off me, you hermy.

 

[wolfeeh]

just out of curiosity

who's phonenumber IS that in your siggy summo?

 

[whipped]

Probably some hermy