You twats!!

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mank!

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I'll only play CS on BW, and as I rarely play in the evenings I never get to play anyone :[
 
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Will

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Originally posted by throdgrain
Even Op Flash, that Im very fond of meself, does suffer from appaling lag issues.
True, though the Resistance netcode is much improved (I ping 7ms instead of 70ms), and the 1.88 is even better. Turning off squad AI reduces cpu load...


Wrong forum.
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
...... but never really felt good about joining a clan....

....until now.....

might be a clan member before my CS days are over.

I hope you mean the Zimmers.? :eek:
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Wilier


I hope you mean the Zimmers.? :eek:

No offer has yet been forthcoming.

Whats the Ts&Cs ?

No personal terms have been settled (remember im on a bosman) ;)

Back to seriousness, actually been invited to a clan made up of current or former Mods from Counter Strike forums.

Seriously considering.


Oh, and before you other twats get your dig in. YES I was on last night and YES i was playing like a one armed cat scratching his arse with the mouse.

2 things which went well lest night :

managed 3 kills on Cobble (better than previous night of 2)
managed a HS with an MP5 against the top T scorer, the length of the map on DUST 2 (from bomb site A to ramp) - well chuffed.
 
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throdgrain

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M8 I really wish people wouldnt do " I saw you last night you were shit" type threads, they are so pointless it is incredible. Its a game, deal with it :)
I dont even do it to people who've done it to me. But I do have a little chuckle to meself, Id admit. Annnyway... people all play bad sometimes, especially me, so what ?
 
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~Lazarus~

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throddy,

I have no aspirations to being good/bad/indifferent on CS.

I think myself a decent player hampered by a cruddy connection. When I have a good connect, i play half decent.

when it is crappy, i take a mauling - part of the game. Best part of the game I like is playing on a server with others i "know" and the banter gets flowing.

Wont stoip me being there next time. I really missed Tremor tho, he helps boost my score ;)
 
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Trem

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Bah!! Twat!!

See how it goes with the old zimmers then maybe, just maybe there may be a place in KEA for you, obviously starting as tea boy and working your way up to team fluffer.

On a side note, we have been put in division 3 for the BWCSL, I asked for a lower division but oh well. Etm and CIX are in that division:(
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Tremor.
Bah!! Twat!!

See how it goes with the old zimmers then maybe, just maybe there may be a place in KEA for you, obviously starting as tea boy and working your way up to team fluffer.

On a side note, we have been put in division 3 for the BWCSL, I asked for a lower division but oh well. Etm and CIX are in that division:(

Div3?

That is fucking ridiculous.

Well nm won't be long before we are in 4 ;)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Hey the worst that can happen is you get relegated to 4 ;)
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Tremor.
obviously starting as tea boy and working your way up to team fluffer.

If thats the case, what contribution would you then make to the clan ?
 
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Trem

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I am captain, so obviously I make no contribution whatsoever, apart from drinking the tea and getting fluffed, it clearly states these as my duties on our clan page (www.gaymen.com)
 
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Will

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I'm assuming that clicking that link at work would be bad?
 
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~Lazarus~

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/me is obviously contemplating other offers.
















































waits for other offers.





































still waiting.....




















gives up waiting.










gives up CS
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Laz come and play for me.

The clan consists of a very select group of players (you and me), all highly skilled at dying.

We're 'pro'. i.e. if we manage to get a kill an hour the great sh33p god awards us one mars bar. Two kills it's a naked mars bar. Three and you get a twister set. Four a joint. Five - well, you get kicked out cos then you're obviously crap and are using an aimbot and/or wallhack.

We don't have a server or webpage. Those are for 'poofs'.

Well? Whaddya say?
 
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legendario

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I have recently aquired those skills Dolly :)

/leaves KEA (lack of fluffing anyway)

/joins $t0n3dsh33p0rs
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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/me edits post.

GOOOOOOO on Laz.

Me and Leggie. How can you resist.

/me gets lube out in anticipation.

Lube is for ... erm ... chaffed fingers?
 
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~Lazarus~

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oooooh! an offer :D

The Mars bar option sounds enticing - maybe one day will be awarded one.

PH£4r.L3.$h33p0r$ is here.
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by Will.
I'm assuming that clicking that link at work would be bad?

I have no idea what is in the link, Lester told it me Will, he uses it alot apparently.
 
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legendario

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Have already leeched the entire website.

*wonders if he actually said that out loud*
 

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