Vladamir
FH is my second home
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2003
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1. Your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your spouse.
2. Your twelve-year-old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times without changing in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Someone in your family died after saying: "Hey watch this!"
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your junior prom had a day-care.
10. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and blew your house off its wheels.
12. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
18. Your toilet paper has page numbers.
2. Your twelve-year-old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times without changing in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Someone in your family died after saying: "Hey watch this!"
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your junior prom had a day-care.
10. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and blew your house off its wheels.
12. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
18. Your toilet paper has page numbers.
