You never expect

[Job]

The Spanish inqusition on your way home from a club.

 

[Brynn]

 

[oblimov]

lol reminds me of the time i got the bus home from the toon and the top deck was full of these pirates all from some stag do lol

 

[Job]

oops lame coding by me here tis

 

[Lorra]

lol, ownage

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe went out to buy some gravey from spa last year (aaaah gravey) and 4 blokes and a bloke in a rather unflattering lacy floral dress waltzed past (was the guy in the dresses stag night...........hen do) they saw this little old lady up ahead and said to bloke in dress "ok its 5 pints if you can get a kiss off her" i stood buy shaking with laughter as the bloke (who was LARGE and hairy) was telling this tiny old woman about how he was getting married tomorrow and could he please have a kiss as his friends would then buy him extra drinks, the old woman (who was about 3 foot 2) stood on tip toe and gave hime a prim little peck on the chin (she couldnt reach his cheek).

outstanding!