You know you're in a bad group when...

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Laston

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- when you get spam invited by some greys and when u finally accept and ask WHAT??? they say PL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLZ PLZPLZPZLZPZLZOZP yeah it happend me

- when group assasin who is main tank use bs as taunt ´cuz it´s c00l!!!11one!on1!´ (ugh don´t remind me)

camlann only

- your groups primary mezzer disbands by misstake and mezz all but the mobs....
 
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krill-nyd

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When things are going well, then someone says 'I know a better spot'.

Being abused because I didn't buff some one, I'm a thane.
 
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SilverHood

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Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Probably a lot more and before someone else says it the No. 1 sign you are in a bad group:

... you have a Dark SM called Roo in the group :D
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I was gonna say that! :D
Roo as main nuker, and korvarn as main tank

can only end in disaster :cool:
 
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SilverHood

Guest
Originally posted by Cyradix
Was about tell a few stories about grouping with Roo but decided not to....

He is my GM after all and I'dd like to stay in the guild a bit longer ;)
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having no such constraints myself, I can tell you that Deeplurk Manslayers are named after Roo's ability to create gravestones in the scavenger room (spirit master indeed!) :D
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Thats rich coming from the Korvarn "Oops was that the Mjollneir button" Silverhood :D
 
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SilverHood

Guest
I only got 15 or so groups killed during my trek to 50!

Pales in comparison to Roo's CV :D
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
I didn't get groups killed.

I got groups killed with style!
 
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SilverHood

Guest
like that time in Vanern... "right, here we are. Let me just /pray before we start"

:D
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Waddya mean, "That time"?

Its every time :D

Anyway, I don't think of it as praying, its more like hiding the evidence :D
 
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the_smurflord

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Originally posted by Shike
I once got yelled at when I played armsman since I refused to rez a guy.
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Like the time I got yelled at by my group for not weapon buffing them with my sorc.
 
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katzeyez

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Farming cash, killing green cons, level 23 asks me if he can join for last few bubs till 24 and the BG's. I say why not, but am only killing greens...5 mins later he is moaning about how bad the exp is and can't we go somewhere else...
 
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Nightchill

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lol, reading this reminded me of what makes the game fun. I hope the sort of players that have inadvertently contributed never leave (or take advice) :p

Unfortunately, it still doesn't make up for the tragic state of rvr :/
 
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klavrynd

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Originally posted by Apathy
...when the paladin turns out to be Spanish.

a.
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when the cleric turns out to be spanish (and spanish clerics smite4tehwin!!)
 
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liste

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i've had a few unfortunate whipeouts (ok a lot) where my sorc was debuff pulling, and accidentally used ae instead.

makes for interesting dialogue afterwards
 
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blain

Guest
You know you are in the wrong group when.....


....It doesn't say Blain on your Group Tab

...Someone says "we need harder" and your chain pulling purples

...A SB is your MA

...The last three lines of your chat bar read "This SuXXor, U'r all n00bs"

...Your level 50 MA says "Intercept?"

...Your asked to start casting confusion and your a healer
 
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Jonaldo

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Coming to think of it...

You know you're in a bad group when there's a ranger in it! (Worse when there's three all more concerned with swaying in sync with each other)
 
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Shike

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Originally posted by liste
i've had a few unfortunate whipeouts (ok a lot) where my sorc was debuff pulling, and accidentally used ae instead.

makes for interesting dialogue afterwards
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all I say to u is.. GG! ^^
 
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NetNifty

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a cleric in my guild once told me a tank was spamming "HEAL ME" in grp - the cleric couldnt heal because he had mobs beating on him, the tank then said "WTF? A CLERIC THATS NEVER HEARD OF QUICKCAST????" and left the grp.
 
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Drum

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Originally posted by old.Ramas
... someone says "heal me".
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Whenever I used to get that in a group with my Friar I used to counter by spamming HIT IT, HIT IT!! on every pull. Soon shut's 'em up.
 
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-Nxs-

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Theres no need for HELP macro's in a well planned group - leveled my cleric so far without a macro and only died once from not being noticed :)
 
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old.Ramas

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spamming HIT IT, HIT IT!!
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/macro dumbass /yell USE STYLES!!
/macro numbnuts /yell CAST SPELLS!!!
/macro pillock /yell USE YOUR CLASS ABILITIES TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY!!!

Most of the time it works, occaisionally though I actually get serious pms back saying things like "out of power/end".

Note to stupid people: if a cleric says any of the things above they are using the superior intellect, charm, and wit that all cleric players (except buffbots) are born with to tell you to shut the f*ck up. We don't seriously mean to suggest you weren't trying to cast fricking spells.
 
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Nonnier

Guest
1. casters asking for AB buff in rvr teams

2. people asking for my healer pets to rez

3. when a runey uses a gtaoe to pull in malmo and says he "Wanted to see what would happen"

4. where 2 people play the playstation and don't bother to tell you, and ur in a 3 man grp

5. "lets go malmo" at lvl 8

6. "ohh that dragon looks good, i'll get a screenie of it eating me and my grp"

7. when some1 says "Nonnier, use AE stun!"

8. After a infil has ganked us some1 says "i hate grayganking hibs"

9. you team with roo and let him pull

10. "inc!" while healer is dead
 
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Stinko

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Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
No that usually just means I've either been let into a Norrsken group or have grouped with Bragi's Scorpions :D
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WHHRAAARR!!
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Actually the main reason I haven't grouped with Norrsken peeps too much isn't the language barrier. Its the names some of them have and the difficulty in PM'ing someone.

Roo, "Hmm I know I'll see if I can join that group."

/send zhpoerblos "Hi there, got space for an SM?"
<There is no user with that name>
/send zerpoblosk "Hi there, got space for an SM?"
<There is no user with that name>
/send zboilaskosl "Hi there, got space for an SM?"
<There is no user with that name>

Roo "Ah feck it, I'll solo."

:D
 
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