You know your pootah 0wnz j00 when...

[Summo]

... it's Christmas on Tuesday and you're more excited about getting ADSL on Thursday.

:/

 

[xenon2000]

When you laugh and say "roffle" or "lol" out loud when watching a funny sitcom... (never happened to me though...)

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Instead of saying 'that's cool' or 'that's good' you say:

'Oh that is so 1337'.

 

[Summo]

... you use the term 'blue screened' to describe someone who's lost their train of thought.

(A popular one at work. )

 

[Testin da Cable]

booting - the short span of time between your eyes opening when your alarmclock wakes you and your hand snapping out with ninja-like precision to impact on the 'off' button.


I know several more
but then, everyone knows I'm a geek heh

 

[Nighty-]

Btw, never say to your mates girlfriend / various girls that you are good with computers, because I now have to deal with them phoning up with problems

 

[Testin da Cable]

Nighty my man, never tell anyone you're good with pootas. It's like a cardinal sin or something heh.

 

[Summo]

Oi! Get back on track, fs!

 

[Testin da Cable]

you know your poota owns j00 when you get online after crawling home from the pub heh

 

[old.SunTzu]

when helping someone through a math problem and you tell them they dont need a part so they can just delete it instead of erasing it

did happen to me once

 

[Skyler]

Someguy dont get ADSL! get er ISDN, yeah ISDN.... much better and er wont use up my network bandwith >:|

but in reality i dont care because my isp is l33t and no one uses it for adsl and i have w00teh speeds and im p1mping them so much that everyones going to get them... oh dear..

im more excited about playing XMAS MODE TFC!, than actual xmas

i mean OMG xmas mode is just sooooo damn fun

love it!

 

[old.Necro]

Spending a few hours writing a cached multiprocessor finite state system and a mini concurrent OS to run on it should qualify as over the edge..

 

[]SK[]

I have a habbit of saying 'for fucks sake' atm and Skyler thats Birthday Mode

 

[DAN200]

I often say "lol" when i hear something funee.

Also, i was once asked by a teacher to hurry up with my work, and I said "Im just typing it up now..."

 

[Embattle]

When it POSTS

XP 1800+
1 GB DDR

 

[throdgrain]

TDC has the correct answer lol n1 mate

 

[Cod]

Originally posted by +SA+SerialKilla
I have a habbit of saying 'for fucks sake' atm and Skyler thats Birthday Mode

There's a guy who does that at College when playing pool. We just laugh at him.


Anyway...
When you say words or terms that are sometimes hilarious on the internet to your friends and they dont understand.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Cod, you speaketh the truth

 

[Nighty-]

I used Sean to write my German oral speech.
I got an A*
I also say 'fuck's sake' a lot too

 

[Nibbler]

I don't swear...it's fucking norty.






Oldest joke in the book.

 

[old.Kez]

I say fucks sake all the time.

 

[Nighty-]

Kez says 'roflmao' irl.
It sounds like rofflemeow.

 

[old.Kez]

lol!

 

[Nighty-]

It's true. I have video evidence!

 

[old.Kez]

Indeed. Everytime someone tells a joke I burst out in a fit of "rofflemeeeooow"'s and "lol"'s

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Kez
I say fucks sake all the time.

That's totally normal, its when you say "fufususs!" (or however you pronounce 'ffs') under your breath that you have problems

 

[Nighty-]

Or 'wtf' as 'wuteffffff'

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Kez
Indeed. Everytime someone tells a joke I burst out in a fit of "rofflemeeeooow"'s and "lol"'s

roflmao
lol

 

[bodhi]

You are all deeply sad individuals.

 

[Testin da Cable]

j00 wub us really