You know you play too much DaoC when...

[Gustav]

You want pop your hamster mode to clear a way out of a crowd in a nightclub but you just aren't sure if those 2 red con bouncers will aggro you in the process.


You think Jade Goody would make a decent Firby hero if only she were a little taller.

I also found myself wanting to stealth up recently....

I know its an old subject but I'm bored...

 

[Kami]

You move around tesco with the zerg, only to stop and camp the chocy biscuits and complain that there's too many leeches in game when someone passes with thier kid.

 

[Brite]

gustav for no prez

 

[Joor]

..when your at some kind of party , sees the front door opens and /yells INC!!
..when you order a gravestone for yourself saying: "paying 100 plat for a rez"
..when you actually say "LOL" instead of laughing.

 

[Huntingtons]

think we all have those experiences
when you try to pan irl while watching a movie or generally.
when you try to stick people you gotta follow.
when you try to capture a screenshot of something funny irl.
when you try to pick nearest loot if you dropped something >_<, honestly there's too much >_<

 

[Outlander]

when you need to make threads about inacting daoc situations in real life.

 

[Righthandof]

very old subject indeed, but always fun.
a few i made up:

...when you try to buff up before going out.
...when you imitate slash styles irl as a practise of martial arts.
...when you dream at night about playing your favorite character..

 

[yurithegreat]

When a friend shows you his trophy for winning a footy game and you reply:
I got tons of trophies in my house almost all are ML bosses

 

[Larc]

very old subject indeed, but always fun.
a few i made up:

...when you try to buff up before going out.
...when you imitate slash styles irl as a practise of martial arts.
**...when you dream at night about playing your favorite character..**

I have had a dream of my shadowblade stealthing around in a black hooded cloak gutting people on a grass field... (Too much emain OF back then hehe.)

 

[Frust]

When you try to /stick cars when you are out driving. (I actually fumbled after my stick-button once while out driving)

 

[Job]

For me it's when I try to use the standard DAOC keys for pan-scan-sit-autorun in every goddam game I ever try

 

[Dreami]

..when you actually say "LOL" instead of laughing.

8]]]]]]]]]]

 

[mithridatis :)]

When u think to jump from a 20 floor building, U will lose the 99% of your life anyway

 

[mithridatis :)]

When u go to your local church and ask the priest for a red str/con buff because u are going to ask your boss for a raise!!!

 

[TeaSpoon]

When you're lost in the car and thinking about using the /loc command to figure out where you are.

Or being at a guild meet mashed and on the way back from the pub suggesting you go claim the big pile of hay bails that look like a fort :X

 

[Blackjack]

When you are imitating friar styles with a broomstick at work.

Giggle when your sergeant says crowd control.

Think to yourself, "i could really use some chants" while in riot control gear and people throwing wooden logs at you.

Think to yourself "Hmm that bulimic must be atleast RR 2L5" When she says she purges 2 times in the first 10 mins after eating.

 

[CorNokZ]

... When in a streetfight while being really drunk trying to /assist... I got owned bad

 

[Blackjack]

... When in a streetfight while being really drunk trying to /assist... I got owned bad

switch your hand into Pau form, swift strike to the throat. ownage over

 

[Dallas]

wishing you could run speed5 when going to school

 

[Ctuchik]

When you try to /stick cars when you are out driving. (I actually fumbled after my stick-button once while out driving)

if i were u i'd cut my drivers license and never go near a car again.. at most use roller skates.

 

[AngelHeal]

..when your at some kind of party , sees the front door opens and /yells INC!!
..when you order a gravestone for yourself saying: "paying 100 plat for a rez"
..when you actually say "LOL" instead of laughing.

actually , lol is a normal dutch word for when ur having fun

 

[Equador]

...when you want to press the walk-toggle in every game

 

[Equador]

actually , lol is a normal dutch word for when ur having fun

Yep, as in :

We hebben lol!

Translation :

We're having fun!

 

[Glorien]

A friend is upset so you just say "cry more..."

 

[AngelHeal]

A friend is upset so you just say "cry more..."

`

.......f*ck i play to much ><

 

[Behmoth]

When u go to your local church and ask the priest for a red str/con buff because u are going to ask your boss for a raise!!!

may actually try this as my boss is red con to me

 

[Flimgoblin]

You know you play too much DAoC when...

1. you post in a "you know you play too much daoc when..." thread

2. you find the jokes in it funny

3. your server is down and all you can think of to do is whine about GOA on FH.

4. You see rainclouds and think "hmmm, smiting will be good tonight".

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Nerds...

 

[Dreami]

Nerds...

Hi RL Hero I'm sure you are one!

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Hi RL Hero I'm sure you are one!

Pft , only cause I call others nerds doesn't mean I ain't one .