You know you have been playing too much DAoC when...

[old.Krusha]

this is just a quote from anothere thread.. cant remember which or WHO posted it first.. but its the best one

(remember its from a minstrel )

Wake up in the morning, shower,eat, get dressed, go outside, lock the door, start banging your drum and run to work.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Chatting with a guildmate in MSN and they type /c or /g before their chat!!!

Then they do it 2 more times LOL

Well at least he doesn't do it in MSN now, he does it in our irc channel instead! LOL

 

[Sharma]

i used to use @ to get my chat box up on DAoC, on MSN i kept typing "@ blah blah blah" my irl firend who also play DAoC was wetting himself.

 

[old.Morchaoron]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
You arrange days off work around patch days.

I remember Coren saying he took a day off when was 1.46 was coming (the one that itimized barrows)



edit: woops yes gombur that was soo long ago hehe

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

might one to replace the 5 with a 4
Wouldnt be fair to the americans if we were ahead of them in patches.

 

[Sharma]

--- you look at the clock it reads 4:00pm, you look at it again it reads 5:00am

--- you shout "BLOODY LAG" when the trafic lights never turn green

--- you shout "NERF POLICEMEN" when they whack you over the head with a baton while you are fighiting someone

--- You walk into natures world and run out after seeing what appears to be a lurikeen

--- You boss fires you and you realise you now longer have any money for the DAoC subscription

--- You think horses are still a fashionable way of transport

--- You ask your shop tailor if the have any nightshade cloth armor AF XX

--- You attempt to broadcast a message in your local city

--- You think torches are one of merlins whacky new inventions

--- you call your chemist an alchemist and ask if he can put a proc and glowy effect on you garden shed hammer

--- You stop playing for 5 minutes there actually is something called real life

--- You think a book is someone who has just PMed you

--- You go to your local goth shop and ask if they have any fire focus staves

--- You ask a busker if you can group with him and zoom to your workplace

--- you stop playing for 5 minutes and you realise theres a shower in your bathroom

--- You stop playing for 5 minutes and you realise theres such thing as deodorant

--- You travel to Caledonia in real life and find that its empty as the battlegrounds

--- You go to your sword antique shop and ask if the have a great 2handed sword with a dps of 16.1

--- You go up to random people in the town and ask if the want to form a guild at the local guild registrar

--- You wonder why you turned peoples names above their heads in the streets

--- That Thug infront of you with the big bat is not a gimped hibby

--- You run away from small guys in robes for fear of being PBAE'd

--- You ask where the portal keep is to the information desk at the post office

--- You ask the post office for delivery tasks

--- You wonder why the guards at buckingham palace wont give you kill tasks

--- You find yourself trying to cast strength debuff on the guy kicking your ass

--- You think a lightinging storm is a thane trying to electrocute you

--- You think fireworks are a fire wizzie gone crazy


<got tons more>

 

[swords]

....when your up at 4 in the morining getting that last bub to ding....and there's coursework to be handed in the next day....

hell gotta get one's priorities in order haven't you

 

[seb1024]

when someone annoys you u just wanna fireball them

 

[Sharma]

--- You are unhappy with your GCSE grades and try to respec them

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Originally posted by sharma
--- u say "lol" when you are talking to people in real life and they say something funny

It scares me when I catch myself thinking "lol" when someone says something funny. I don't think I've actually said it, but I must have been this close sometimes <pinches fingers together>.

-- When you realise all of the people that pop into you mind when you think of friends are DAoC players

-- When your picture of an ideal woman wears leather armour and a flowing cloak.

-- When you find yourself thinking "num-lock" when you've got a long way to walk.

-- When you realise you haven't eaten in 2 days.. and then realise you don't care.

-- When you realise you can't just walk through people and animals in the real world

-- When you find yourself thinking "if only I had PBT" after colliding with some hard object.

-- When, for whatever reason, you say "Grats mate" to someone in real life.

-- When you have to say "in real life" when talking about real life events to real life people. <reads above... D'oh!>

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Sarum TheBlack
-- When your picture of an ideal woman wears leather armour and a flowing cloak.

Leather? Not chain? <runs off crying>

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

You know my love is true Danyan

I was making general points, not describing my own sad life. That would really scare people.

 

[Danya]

That's alright then.

 

[Sharma]

You mess up dasying something and find youself saying DAMNED TYPOS!