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Brunore
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Everything looks like this... 
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~Mobius~
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Gfx bug really sucks. :/
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Murcalumis
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And.. you know you've been playing too long when you remember at least 15 different posts with this exact title!
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j000 d000d
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....you say "afk 1 min" to your colleagues on your work when you need a loo break.
....you jump out of the window because you can't be bothered to take the stairs.
....you say "DING" on your birthday and your family says "grats!" "GRATS!!" "wow grats dude!"
....you jump off the roof to suicide so you can go home faster than driving with the car
....you see 2 people fighting and you give a punch to each of them so you get some rps too
....you tell people who fail their tests on school to get some levels first
....you jump out of the window because you can't be bothered to take the stairs.
....you say "DING" on your birthday and your family says "grats!" "GRATS!!" "wow grats dude!"
....you jump off the roof to suicide so you can go home faster than driving with the car
....you see 2 people fighting and you give a punch to each of them so you get some rps too
....you tell people who fail their tests on school to get some levels first
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Brunore
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HAHAHA that ones fucking awesome
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maxgirth
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... You try to con people you walk past in the street.
... You only socialise in groups of 8.
... When on the phone, you say afk.
... You enjoy being with you partner.
... You don`t use doorbells, but gain entry by using swords.
... When West Ham lose to Liverpool you shout, nerf Michael
Owen
... You only socialise in groups of 8.
... When on the phone, you say afk.
... You enjoy being with you partner
.... You don`t use doorbells, but gain entry by using swords.
... When West Ham lose to Liverpool you shout, nerf Michael
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SoulFly Amarok
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..the game seems to repeat itself all over again..
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Mardukk
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... you try to inbue the knives u use to cut the steaks on lunch...
... you train slash to cut better the steaks...
...you try to doubleclick the doors insteads to use the key...
... yow say NERF YOU!!! to you best friend when he wins you playing tennis...
...you play a skald and you try to dd mez the people at the street when footing...
...yo see a lot of people in the street and u ask when the Legion raid will be...
... you train slash to cut better the steaks...
...you try to doubleclick the doors insteads to use the key...
... yow say NERF YOU!!! to you best friend when he wins you playing tennis...
...you play a skald and you try to dd mez the people at the street when footing...
...yo see a lot of people in the street and u ask when the Legion raid will be...
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Sharma
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i do that, no joke
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old.mattshanes
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Your pc blows up like mine lol
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Euthanasia.
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..you go upto the local tramps that hang around your city centre playing musical instruments and ask him what his spec is and if he has mach 5 yet.
..you get a 40 people zerg and stand at the mile gate to buckingham palace untill one tosser gets cocky ,goes close, and pulls the guards.
..you run throught your city charging houses breaking down both the doors then someone shouts straight to the lord and you run upstairs to the master bedroom and kill teh daddy a.k.a the lord
..you get a 40 people zerg and stand at the mile gate to buckingham palace untill one tosser gets cocky ,goes close, and pulls the guards.
..you run throught your city charging houses breaking down both the doors then someone shouts straight to the lord and you run upstairs to the master bedroom and kill teh daddy a.k.a the lord
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Happlo
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The next time you get on a bus you ask for 1 ticket to Ligen please
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SilverHood
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I actually wrote gratz on my brothers birthday card, since he's addicted to daoc
"grats with lvl 9"
I laughed my ass off
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Sharma
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--- u say "lol" when you are talking to people in real life and they say something funny
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shani
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-- You whisper task to your Boss
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Sigurd
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....You ask men in long robes with beards for buffs.
....You form a gang and call it a "guild" then dye the back of your cloaks with weird symbols.
....You start searching the inside of Stone Henge for hidden enterances, muttering something about "barrows"
....You make a large stone circle, get men with beards to stand around it chanting, and expect it to take you to Ireland or Scandanavia.
....You form a gang and call it a "guild" then dye the back of your cloaks with weird symbols.
....You start searching the inside of Stone Henge for hidden enterances, muttering something about "barrows"
....You make a large stone circle, get men with beards to stand around it chanting, and expect it to take you to Ireland or Scandanavia.
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Luuna
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When out for a meal, you wonder which moron mis-spelt "whine" on the wine list.
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old.TeaSpoon
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This is an old Unreal one but:
You know you've been playing to much DAoC when you try to gank the cat with the vacuum cleaner
You know you've been playing to much DAoC when you try to gank the cat with the vacuum cleaner
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Wee Soulkeeper
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LMAO
Good gfx bug there ;-)
Good gfx bug there ;-)
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minstrel_kyra
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you see that graphics error on this post and you think, geez i need a relog!
(while you are reading barrys, not playing)
(while you are reading barrys, not playing)
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Dook_Pug
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ROFL!
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The Real Redi
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- When you go to your doctors with chest pains you poke him in the chest then give him a handful of gold and silver and leave.
- At funerals you stand there screaming "REZ NEEDED!" and suggesting in the corpses ear that praps its best they just release...
- You get home late at night, lost your keys, so instead of finding the spare, you smash the door down, kick the dog to death and run upstairs where you plunge a sword thru your wife...
- At football matches, you find yourself trying to cast root when seated behind the other teams goal
- You run in fear from that box of light and colour that inhabits the front of your house and seems to have insta mezz...
- When at a festival, you find yourself walking faster when bands are playing...
- You get barred from your local for calling the Landlords wife "wench" (hell, i was waay too drunk to care)
- You discover that throwing dirt in the eyes of an opponent in a fight, really DOES work!
- You find youself using styles in pub fights
- You insist that the bus fair to Walthamstow Central cant be 70p, when the fair to Humberton is only 5s!
- When watching the boxing, you start screaming "NERF IP!!" when the other guy makes a comeback...
- you expect music to waft thru the air, whenever you enter a new town or village
- You approach town criers at village fairs and ask for [Adventure!]
oooh, im getting carried away here, im going for a flagon of mead in ye local... "WENCH! Bring me... eh? no, i didnt mean to offend your wife.... agh!" <hits pavement>
- At funerals you stand there screaming "REZ NEEDED!" and suggesting in the corpses ear that praps its best they just release...
- You get home late at night, lost your keys, so instead of finding the spare, you smash the door down, kick the dog to death and run upstairs where you plunge a sword thru your wife...
- At football matches, you find yourself trying to cast root when seated behind the other teams goal
- You run in fear from that box of light and colour that inhabits the front of your house and seems to have insta mezz...
- When at a festival, you find yourself walking faster when bands are playing...
- You get barred from your local for calling the Landlords wife "wench" (hell, i was waay too drunk to care)
- You discover that throwing dirt in the eyes of an opponent in a fight, really DOES work!
- You find youself using styles in pub fights
- You insist that the bus fair to Walthamstow Central cant be 70p, when the fair to Humberton is only 5s!
- When watching the boxing, you start screaming "NERF IP!!" when the other guy makes a comeback...
- you expect music to waft thru the air, whenever you enter a new town or village
- You approach town criers at village fairs and ask for [Adventure!]
oooh, im getting carried away here, im going for a flagon of mead in ye local... "WENCH! Bring me... eh? no, i didnt mean to offend your wife.... agh!" <hits pavement>
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old.windforce
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you did that you crazy git
... your wife conns purple
... ask Harry Potter action figures to buff you
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Gabrial
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.... you try to decide which /chat command to use before you start typing in real life
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shani
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Originally posted by old.windforce
you did that you crazy git
Hell yes, he plays DAOC
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robyne_hud
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Some Seasonal Ones
You try lighting the bonfire tomorrow night with a fireball!
You get a pack of sparklers and wonder why you can't turn you're brother into a frog with them.
You see a shower of white sparks in the sky above you and wonder who's buffing you!
You shout "Die you Middy/Hibby" when the Guy fall from on top of the fire, and turn round to congratulate the fire wizzy for a most excellent show!
You get on the horse on the Carousel and shout "afk - need loo"!
You win a stuffed toy on the fairground and promptly start hitting it with a hammer/knife until it's lifebar runs out!
You hear a series of bangs and think that armsman/paladin must have a high shield spec!
You're dog/cat is hiding behind the sofa and you play some music to try and charm them to protect you.
You try lighting the bonfire tomorrow night with a fireball!
You get a pack of sparklers and wonder why you can't turn you're brother into a frog with them.
You see a shower of white sparks in the sky above you and wonder who's buffing you!
You shout "Die you Middy/Hibby" when the Guy fall from on top of the fire, and turn round to congratulate the fire wizzy for a most excellent show!
You get on the horse on the Carousel and shout "afk - need loo"!
You win a stuffed toy on the fairground and promptly start hitting it with a hammer/knife until it's lifebar runs out!
You hear a series of bangs and think that armsman/paladin must have a high shield spec!
You're dog/cat is hiding behind the sofa and you play some music to try and charm them to protect you.
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old.Patrick-S
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lol i've actually absent mindedly said lol down the phone god i need a real life.. i hear behemoth drops it.. if anyone gets it ill pay a plat for it
god i need a real life.. i hear behemoth drops it.. if anyone gets it ill pay a plat for it
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old.neenee
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rofl these are great, im now tryin to breathe with the aid of a paper bag.
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old.Morchaoron
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I know it may sound scary but I actually know someone who really does that all the time
(no not you patrick, I said all the time
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Roo Stercogburn
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You think of soap operas as ranged area mez.
You think of buying a girl a drink as debuffing.
You meet a beggar in the street and you whip out a sign saying "/ignore".
You arrange days off work around patch days.
You're DYING to meet the Queen to ask her what realm rank she is.
You think of buying a girl a drink as debuffing.
You meet a beggar in the street and you whip out a sign saying "/ignore".
You arrange days off work around patch days.
You're DYING to meet the Queen to ask her what realm rank she is.