You know when you're addicted to DAOC when...

[old.Trine Aquavit]

I thought I'd get the 'Friday' type thread going early.

You know you're addicted to DAOC when...

...you're at work and find your fingers naturally resting on the WAD keys of your keyboard.

 

[old.tRoG]

...you scream 'mez the add!' when more than one person enters your home/room...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

lol

 

[Aeiedil]

..... when you start shouting "inc", and wondering where the compass on you hud is

 

[matax]

When you 'con' everyone you meet.

When you buy a necklace and spend hours looking for the portal.

When you spend hours sitting by a forge/lathe and wonder why you can't make armour/weapons/arrows.

When you run away from frogs and toads.

When you go up to policemen and whisper 'task' to them.

 

[Erwan]

...When you /sit down for 20 seconds before going to sleep.

...When you try to get the names appear over peoples head by pressing shift+N

...When you look for the local healer to get rid of the terrible "ressurection illness" you had all morning.

 

[Aeiedil]

..... when you get the urge to jump from high places (assasains only )

..... when you try to find the stealth button to hide from someone you dont like

...... when you dont remember that sprinting requires moving

 

[SFXman]

...when you are waiting for your social skills to be patched to 1.50.

...when you ask your gym teacher for buffs before the fitness test.

...when you walk around downtown acting as if no-one sees you in the middle of the day, you are stealthed after all.

...when you try get your cat to follow you and then make it attack your neighbour.

 

[cjc1665]

.... when you run away from your boss, because he's aggro

.... when you're fingers rest lightly on the number keys during the day - just .... in .... case .....

.... when you set up vnc to try and craft from work, using those precious wasteful hours

.... when you walk to work thinking about how you could set up a screen macro to do the crafting for you, using all those precious wasteful hours

.... when you consider leaving work, just to get back all those precious wasteful hours

.... when you tell people with other commitments (normal lives) that playing daoc wouldn't be worth it, because they can't commit enough time to it

.... when you howl at the moon.

Oh no, that's something else. Sorry.

 

[cjc1665]

.... you don't have time to post on the forums.


Oh.

 

[Aeiedil]

...... when you post a lot on the forums

oops :S

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Aeiedil
...... when you post a lot on the forums

oops :S

Nooooo.... I wouldn't say that

 

[Elvewen]

... when you go out of a room and have to wait 1 min get back in becuase you are already in there.

 

[old.Whoodoo]

....you look for spell casts instead of road rage

....you start letters by typing /say Dear sir

....your partner starts to resemble a Svartalf when she nags about you playing till 4am

uke:

 

[old.Rawkeer]

... You blame your boss for you not coming into work because he wasn't healing right
... You get stung by a wasp and swear at your friend for not taking the agro

 

[Elvewen]

... you run around jumping everywhere... oh no thats Quake

 

[Elvewen]

... you no longer laugh just say "LOL" or "LMAO" or "ROFL"

... no mater how many layers of clothes you take off you are never naked.

 

[thefunkrocket]

...........you get fired because you CAN attack members of your realm

 

[Rutger Hauer]

...when you inadvertantly flame GOA during sex....



hey it can happen


Rutger

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Elvewen
... you no longer laugh just say "LOL" or "LMAO" or "ROFL"

... no mater how many layers of clothes you take off you are never naked.

They need a mature option for DAoC which includes blood and nudity

 

[old.ViU]

Originally posted by Dannyn


They need a mature option for DAoC which includes blood and nudity

yeah, and how the ***** would anybody be able to concentrate on the RvR with alot of naked norsewomans running around

 

[Danya]

It would open up lots of new tactics

 

[Jupitus]

.... but who cares????

 

[Jupitus]

... when you give the car park attendant 5 silver coins for a ticket, then drop it on his head...

 

[old.ViU]

...when you run around yelling "can anybody give me a few g for a new sword plz!"

 

[Jupitus]

... when you hit the brakes driving past a busy service station to simulate the lag in case you get disoriented...

 

[old.Twiztid]

when you summon your little brother, take him into the woods, and command him to attack a wolf.

Then if somehow he wins you walk over, skin the wolf, and put its pelt in your backpack.

You yell at the top of your voice in the shopping centre "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE ARROW MERCHANT IS"

 

[old.Tohtori]

You start looking at the colors of peoples clothes and wonder how they got the moeny for the dye.

You start looking at the colors of peoples clothes and run away if they wear red or purple.

You sit down next to a tree and carve a wooden doll, throw it away and carve another one, throw it away and....

You buy something and assume that the money has been taken from your pocket automaticly.

You decide to sit down on a busstop and wait for the next morning cause it only takes about 12 minutes or so, even if it feels longer.

You walk over to a car accident victim and laugh, then dance with him and then ask where´s the nearests bindstone and kick him for not answering.

I´ll write mroe when i think of em..

And here goes..took real long

You jump out of a second floor window, because you only loose endurance and a few hitpoints, so you don´t have to use the stairs.

You start jumping around for no apparent reason.

You fall down,(from a window ) brake your arm and sit down to wait for it to heal.

Again have to think of a few...

 

[Elvewen]

Originally posted by ViU


yeah, and how the ***** would anybody be able to concentrate on the RvR with alot of naked norsewomans running around

Or more distubingly a lot of naked trolls uke:.

Though that could be a game... spot the sex of the troll.

 

[SFXman]

EDIT: friggin double posts!