You have just recieved an e-mail from Emily25

[Bodhi]

WHO THE FUCK IS EMILY25? WHY THE FUCK IS SHE EMAILING ME?????


*ahem*


don't you just love Hotmail?

Hi how are you my name is Emily and I am looking to meet new friends...
Please email me if your interested in exchanging pictures and getting to know each other!!

And why does she have "Thai" in her return address?????

 

[Clown]

You gonna chop it?

 

[old.user4556]

I'd smack that.

I get really offensive spam, for example:

Redhead gets anal
Chick is insatiable fucking with her dad Sweet ebony girl naked outdoors http://removed
sexy asian gets a hot cream facial after fucking




--
No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG Free Edition.
Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.20/919 - Release Date: 7/26/2007 09:56

 

[Draylor]

Wish I was getting mails from Emily25, sadly its been Ahmed72 for me.

Hate to think what that means

 

[Bodhi]

Wish I was getting mails from Emily25, sadly its been Ahmed72 for me.

Hate to think what that means

Camel pr0n. It's the new goat pr0n.

I'm going to send Emily25 a picture of my balls. See if she writes back.

 

[dysfunction]

I got an e-mail from some russian babe...she sent pics and everything.
She looked really cute!

Luckily I have more sense than to follow that up...

 

[Fweddy]

Emily25 just sent me an email too. She must be very bored tonight.

 

[Bodhi]

I detect Emily25 is after a spitroast.


Dirty slut.

 

[tris-]

from: edwardo mejia
subject: he canceld his myspace account
body: also want to learn

Good evening. Are you doing good? Email me at -- only. I am good looking girl. I will show you some great pictures of me.
videos, enrichment render you any further services. for your kids if you parties with this

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video enrichment for my kids, its a dream come true

 

[leggy]

From: barguy60
Subject: Rude Scooby Snack
Message: 60% of women are unhappy with their lover's penis size (one of those bloody image in the message body jobs).

Fucking spammers are psychic now. HOW CAN HE KNOW? DAMN YOU BARGUY!


(I'm still trying to work out what the subject line means)

 

[babs]

(I'm still trying to work out what the subject line means)

Come round my place for dinner tonight. Bring the missus.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't get any dirty offerings from other people, male or female, but just this official bull:

Dear Regions Bank Customer,

Regions Bank is devoted to keeping a safe environment for its community of consumers and producers. To guarantee the safety of your account, Regions Bank deploys some of the most advanced security measures in the world and our anti-fraud units regularly screen the Regions Bank database for suspicious activity.

We recently have discovered that multiple computers have attempted to log into your Regions Bank account, and multiple password failures were presented before the logons. We now require you to re-validate your account information to us. If this is not completed by January 29, 2007, we will be forced to suspend your account indefinitely, as it may have been used for fraudulent purposes. We thank you for your cooperation in this manner. In order to confirm your Regions Bank records, we may require some specific information from you.

Please Click Here Log On or on the link below to verify your account


http://blablabla


If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to temporary suspend your account. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please understand that this is a security measuremeant to help protect you and your account. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Regions Bank Security Team

Oh noes! Where will the nigerian prince send his money now?

 

[JBP|]

I just got one from Krissy25, twin sisters perhaps?

 

[Lester]

I suspect this ones claims are a little ambitious...

If you try Penis Enlarge Patch, you will be able to scratch your forehead with your penis.

www.blah

Dynamite size with Penis Enlarge Patch.