You have a pussy, I have a dick.

Turamber

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And I wonder exactly what part of that they can play on the TV? lolz :p
 

Uara

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Thats incredible, horrifically unbroadcast worthy on TV but brilliant none the less!
 

Zenith.UK

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Both my wife and myself LOL'd.

The video would be fine for TV with some minor fuzzing until it hits about 3mins, and then it would be lots and lots of consoring.

I think you've found the "Meme of the Month".

"You have a pussy, I have a dick" :lol:
 

`mongoose

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just wow.

Is that actually rammstein? I couldn't help thinking it was a parody of them for some reason (I'm not a rammstein fan - just heard a couple of their tracks on movie soundtracks etc)

Either way I thought it was very funny and top quality :)

M
 

Yoni

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I laughed and although funny possibly one of the worst things they have ever done (ie the music is aweful and the lyrics...)
 

Jeros

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I went to a german scat party once, it was shit!
 

TdC

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whenever R do anything with lyrics not fully in German it's meant as a complete pisstake :)
 

Wij

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I think something got lost in the transaltion:

"You have a pussy,
I have a dick,
So vat's der problem,
Let's do it quick!"

Now unless they were specifically advocating premature ejaculation that has been badly worded.

Might I suggest:

"I have a knockwurst,
You have a poon,
So vat's der problem,
Let's do it SOON!"

Where do I collect my royalties ?
 

old.Tohtori

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Might I suggest:

"I have a knockwurst,
You have a poon,
So vat's der problem,
Let's do it SOON!"

Where do I collect my royalties ?

Soon? That implies that you might have to wait for it!

I suggest;

"Ich habe bratwurst,
you have a hole.
What's der problem,
just take it whole."
 

pikeh

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I have a meat truncheon
you have a vaj
so whats the problem
ill give you something to muncheon.

Bad poetry? OH NOETRY!
 

Olgaline

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not that I'm complaining,
but dosent this link brake all kinds of ... ... ..
 

old.Osy

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The mods are busy drooling over it. They lurv it, the sleazy bastards ;)
 

TdC

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*ninja edits all posts*

hmm must have been Jup who did it...


*whistles*
 

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Mutter was awesome...anyway, bck on track...

Awesome irony...all the members of Rammstein are homosexual
 

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